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  • Gulliver's Travels
  • Gulliver's Travels review by A customer from London, England
    Rated - 3 stars Great story, very well adapted--shame about the casting 26 July 2004
    ... all in all this is an enjoyable story with a message. Shame about the casting: Ted Danson is his usual flat, uncharismatic, shallow self. The role calls for someone who ...  
  • Getting Even With Dad
  • Getting Even With Dad review by A customer from Scotland
    Rated - 3 stars Getting Even 30 December 2004
    ...A watchable family tale, where Macauley Caulkin takes on would be crook Ted Danson. Danson having stolen a batch of rare coins subsequently finds them missing thanks to C...  
  • Loch Ness
  • Loch Ness review by williamsgwynfa from gwaenysgor in flintshire
    Rated - 5 stars superb family film 9 February 2007
    ...my children loved this dvd. Ted Danson plays a washed up scientist who finds love and happiness in the Highlands of Scotland. Those who want to believe in the Loch Ness m...  

Ted Danson - filmography


  • Mad Money on DVD (2008)
    Starring: Diane Keaton,  Ted Danson,  Katie Holmes
    Director: Callie Khouri
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
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    Diane Keaton, Katie Holmes, and Queen Latifah headline director Callie Khouri's (DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA-YA SISTERHOOD) second feature film. Nina (Latifah) and Jackie (Holmes) are two of many employees with mundane jobs at the high-security Kansas City Federal Reserve Bank. Their lives change ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 63% from 2,663 members
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  • The Human Contract (2008)
    Starring: Jason Clarke,  Paz Vega,  Idris Elba
    Director: Jada Pinkett Smith
    Certificate: Certificate: TBC
    A successful corporate type harboring a deep, dark secret befriends a free-spirited stranger who encourages him to ditch his stuffy lifestyle and live life in reckless abandon.
    Rate this: 1 star out of 5 20% from 3 members
    Due for release on 22nd February 2010
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  • Fronterz (2004)
    Starring: Reno Wilson,  Garth Belcon,  Henry Winkler
    Director: Courtney Jones
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Dennis Pressey, Garth Balcon, and Reno Wilson star in this hilarious satire as three classically trained actors who can't catch a break in Hollywood, where the few existing black roles all seem to be going to rappers. When they form a fake rap group called Large Money Mercenaries, they suddenly ..read more »
    Rate this: 2 stars out of 5 35% from 2 members
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  • Talking To Heaven on DVD (2002)
    Starring: Mary Steenburgen,  Ted Danson,  Diane Ladd
    Director: Stephen Gyllenhaal
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    James, a man who has been able to see the spirits of people who are dead becomes involved in a thirty year old murder investigation. The murder case involving seven boys is opened again by Detective Karen Condrin; James agrees to help her.
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 67% from 228 members
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  • Jerry and Tom (1998)
    Starring: Joe Mantegna,  Sam Rockwell,  Maury Chaykin
    Director: Saul Rubinek
    Certificate: Certificate: TBC
    Tom and Jerry are two hit men, they work by day at a third-rate second-hand car dealership. Tom is a veteran and Jerry is a novice in their business, and their attitude toward their profession differs which is emphasised when Tom is required to kill his old friend Karl.
    Rate this: 2 stars out of 5 40% from 12 members
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  • Gulliver's Travels (1996)
    Starring: Ted Danson,  Mary Steenburgen,  James Fox
    Director: Charles Sturridge
    Certificate: Certificate: PG
    This acclaimed made-for-television version of Swift's fantasy employs an all-star cast (led by Ted Danson) and superior special effects to portray all four books in the cycle. From Lilliput and Brobdingnag to Laputa and the lands of the Struldbruggs and Houyhnhnms, Gulliver's nine-year odyssey and ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 68% from 587 members
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  • Getting Even With Dad on DVD (1994)
    Starring: Macaulay Culkin,  Ted Danson,  Glenne Headly
    Director: Howard Deutch
    Certificate: Certificate: PG
    Macaulay Culkin plays the precocious Timmy, who hasn't seen his father (Ted Danson) in years. When his father proves to be a career criminal with no intention of going straight, Timmy frustrates his illicit plans to ensure they share some quality time in this enjoyable family escapade.
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 57% from 350 members
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  • Made in America (1993)
    Starring: Whoopi Goldberg,  Ted Danson,  Will Smith
    Director: Richard Benjamin
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    Love, marriage, family. That's the usual sequence - but not for Sarah (Whoopi Goldberg) and Hal (Ted Danson). They're the parents of bright, college-bound Zora (Nia Long) - even though Sarah and Hal never met! Goldberg and Danson put a wild new spin on family values in 'Made In America', a romantic ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 57% from 802 members
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  • Cousins on DVD (1989)
    Starring: Ted Danson,  Isabella Rossellini,  Sean Young
    Director: Joel Schumacher
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    When a pair of cousins-by-marriage (Ted Danson and Isabella Rossellini) meet at a family wedding and discover that their own spouses (William Petersen and Sean Young) are carrying on with each other, they decide to pretend to have an affair to get back at them. Their good-natured plan takes on ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 57% from 274 members
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  • Cheers - Season 2 (4 discs) on DVD (1983)
    Starring: Ted Danson,  Shelley Long
    Certificate: Certificate: PG
    One of the most beloved and critically-acclaimed television series of all time, Cheers ran for 10 seasons and centered on the colourful staff and patrons of the Boston bar "where everyone knows your name". Run by former Red Sox pitcher and ladies' man Sam Malone (Ted Danson), the establishment's ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 71% from 1,294 member
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  • Cheers - Season 1 (4 discs) on DVD (1983)
    Starring: Ted Danson,  Shelley Long,  Rhea Perlman
    Certificate: Certificate: PG
    Cheers is the bar run by recovering alcoholic and former Red Sox pitcher Sam Malone (Ted Danson). When Diane Chambers (Shelley Long), a teaching assistant, is dumped by her professor boyfriend, she takes a job waiting tables at the bar, thus beginning an on-again/off-again relationship with Sam. ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 70% from 1,627 member
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  • Body Heat on DVD (1981)
    Starring: William Hurt,  Kathleen Turner,  Richard Crenna
    Director: Lawrence Kasdan
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    In this humid, atmospheric film noir, a sweltering summer in south Florida sets the stage for a dark romance between an attorney (William hurt – A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE, UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD) and a beautiful woman (a never-better Kathleen Turner – ROMANCING THE STONE, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?) ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 57% from 2,021 members
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  • The Onion Field on DVD (1979)
    Starring: John Savage,  James Woods,  Ted Danson
    Director: Harold Becker
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    Based on the best-selling novel by Joseph Wambaugh, which tells the true and tragic story of the kidnapping of two police officers in Los Angeles in the 1960s.
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 62% from 309 members
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  • Nobel Son
    Starring: Alan Rickman,  Bryan Greenberg,  Shawn Hatosy
    Director: Randall Miller
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Barkley Michaelson is in a deep life rut. He's struggling to finish his PHD thesis when his father, the learned Eli Michaelson, wins the Nobel Prize for Chemistry. Barkley and his mother, Sarah, a renowned forensic psychiatrist, now have the ill-fortune of living with a man-eating monster whose ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 66% from 15 members
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  • Becker - Season 1 (3 discs) on DVD
    Starring: Ted Danson
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    John Becker (Ted Danson, CHEERS) is not your average doctor; he's rude, arrogant and, ironically, has very little patience for his patients. Yet despite his seeming animosity towards the general public, he runs a successful practice in The Bronx that sees a steady influx of sick people just waiting ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 70% from 84 members
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  • Cheers - Season 4 (4 discs) on DVD
    Starring: Ted Danson,  Shelley Long,  Rhea Perlman
    Certificate: Certificate: PG
    Features the complete twenty-six episodes from the fourth series of the popular television comedy. Episodes include: 'Birth, Death, Love And Rice', 'The Groom Wore Clearasil', '2 Good 2 Be 4 Real', 'From Beer To Eternity', 'Fools And Their Money', 'Suspicion', 'Second Time Around', 'Diane Chambers ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 70% from 931 members
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  • Cheers - Season 3 (4 discs) on DVD
    Starring: Ted Danson,  Shelley Long,  Rhea Perlman
    Certificate: Certificate: TBC
    Join Sam Malone (Ted Danson), Coach (Nicholas Colasanto), Carla (Rhea Perlma), Norm (George Wendt), Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Diane (Shelley Long) in the bar where everybody knows your name for the complete Third Season of Cheers. Episode titles: Rebound Part One, Rebound Part Two, I Call ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 72% from 836 members
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Ted Danson - watch online


  • Mad Money to Watch Now (2008)
    Starring: Diane Keaton,  Ted Danson,  Katie Holmes
    Director: Callie Khouri
    Certificate: Certificate: 12 (TBC)
    Watch now: £3.49
    Run time: 104 minutes
    Deep inside the most secure bank in America, three desperate women from very different worlds cook up the most unlikely heist of the century: smuggle out millions of dollars in worn-out currency headed for a Federal Reserve shredder every day. Taking the cash is going to be easy... but getting away ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 69% from 10 members
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Ted Danson facts

5 most recent films

Mad Money - 3.0 stars
The Human Contract - 1.0 stars
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Series 6 - 4.5 stars
Damages - Series 1 - Complete - BLU-RAY Version - 4.0 stars
Damages - Series 1 - Complete - 4.0 stars

5 highest-rated films

Curb Your Enthusiasm - Series 6 - 4.5 stars
Damages - Series 1 - Complete - 4.0 stars
Damages - Series 1 - Complete - BLU-RAY Version - 4.0 stars
Cheers - Season 6 - 4.0 stars
Saving Private Ryan - 4.0 stars

5 lowest-rated films

The Human Contract - 1.0 stars
Fronterz - 2.0 stars
Jerry and Tom - 2.0 stars
Dad - 3.0 stars
Nobel Son - 3.5 stars

Most frequent co-stars

John Ratzenberger - 9 times - show films
Shelley Long - 9 times - show films
George Wendt - 9 times - show films
Rhea Perlman - 8 times - show films
Kelsey Grammer - 8 times - show films

Most frequent directors

James Burrows - 7 times - show films
Thomas Lofaro - 4 times - show films
John R - 4 times - show films
none - 4 times - show films
Tim Berry - 4 times - show films