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  • Cold Feet - Series 1
  • Cold Feet - Series 1 review by A customer from Peterborough, England
    Rated - 5.0 stars Old friends revisited 6 September 2004
    ...ly wore in the early episodes. In the words of another character made famous by John Thomson, 'Nice!'...   Read customer review
  • Monkey Trousers
  • Monkey Trousers review by from Suffolk
    Rated - 2.0 stars Very Patchy and Quite Disappointing 15 April 2006
    ...t funny full-stop. The best sketches are Steve Coogan as the Toy Shop Owner and John Thomson's swearing chef but most jokes fall very flat. This has to be the most medio...   Read customer review

John Thomson - filmography


  • Charlie Noades R.I.P (2011)
    Starring: Neil Fitzmaurice,  John Thomson,  John McArdle
    Director: Jim Doyle
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    "Charlie Noades R.I.P" is an honest, heartfelt British family comedy about a family and their friends trying to make a living in a debt filled, financially troubled world. "Parrs Scrap and Salvage" is the family business run by Les Parr (John McArdle) Les gave up his education to run the business ..read more »
    3 stars out of 5 No ratings yet. Be the first.
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  • Big Top (2009)
    Starring: Sophie Thompson,  Tony Robinson,  John Thomson
    Director: Geoff Posner
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    A colourful, upbeat comedy set in and around a travelling circus, Big Top stars Amanda Holden, John Thomson, Sophie Thompson, Ruth Madoc, Bruce Mackinnon and Tony Robinson. What do you do when you've advertised a death-defying stunt that everyone has bought tickets to see, and the performer is just ..read more »
    2 stars out of 5 40% from 7 members
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  • Monkey Trousers (2 discs) on DVD (2008)
    Starring: Mark Benton,  Vic Reeves,  Bob Mortimer
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Ever wondered what would happen if the cream of British comedy got together to star in their own show, writing and performing their own comedy sketches alongside a pool of the best writing talent available? The answer is 'Monkey Trousers'. All episodes from the hit ITV comedy.
    3 stars out of 5 58% from 609 members
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  • New Street Law - Series One (3 discs) on DVD (2007)
    Starring: John Hannah,  John Thomson,  Lisa Faulkner
    Director: David Skynner
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    From the BAFTA-winning creator of Judge John Deed G.F. Newman and former barrister Matthew Hall, New Street Law is a gripping legal drama follows the exploits and cases of two rival barristers' chambers, the well-to-do family enterprise run by Laurence Scammell (Paul Freeman) and the dysfunctional ..read more »
    3.5 stars out of 5 72% from 122 members
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  • Dog Eat Dog on DVD (2001)
    Starring: Alan Davies,  John Thomson,  Ricky Gervais
    Director: Moody Shoaibi
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Four friends hit upon a get rich scheme to kidnap a writer's dog....unfortunately they nab the wrong pooch and end up with the local lunatic criminal on their tale in this likeable comedy set in London.
    2.5 stars out of 5 49% from 479 members
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  • Born Romantic on DVD (2000)
    Starring: Ian Hart,  Craig Ferguson,  Jane Horrocks
    Director: David Kane
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Scottish writer-director David Kane (THIS YEAR'S LOVE) directs his sophomore effort, BORN ROMANTIC, a bittersweet comedic ensemble piece about London lonely hearts struggling with the quest for love. Jimmy (Adrian Lester) is a Brixton cab driver, who, along with a pair of nameless co-workers (John ..read more »
    3 stars out of 5 59% from 544 members
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  • Cold Feet - S03 E02 (2000)
    Starring: Fay Ripley,  Helen Baxendale,  Hermione Norris
    Director: Simon Delaney
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    Heartbreak continues to dog Rachel and Adam as a false alarm prompts them to seek specialist advice, concerned cancer treatment may have left him infertile, while Jenny's life takes an upward turn as she succumbs to the potent charms of Internet millionaire Robert. Pete, however, finds himself out ..read more »
    3 stars out of 5 No ratings yet. Be the first.
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  • Cold Feet - S03 E01 (2000)
    Starring: Fay Ripley,  Helen Baxendale,  Hermione Norris
    Director: Simon Delaney
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    The new baby twins fill David and Karen with the joys of parenthood. Pete finds himself without a roof over his head, having overstayed his welcome at Adam and Rachel's, and resorts to moving back in with Jenny, who looks to have hit the jackpot with Internet millionaire Robert.
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  • Cold Feet - S03 E03 (2000)
    Starring: Fay Ripley,  Helen Baxendale,  Hermione Norris
    Director: Simon Delaney
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    As Rachel and Adam deal with the mental anguish involved in clinical tests, Jessica urges David to arrange a party to celebrate his 40th birthday : an event unlikely to pass without incident, especially if Pete decides to invite salsa-dancing Ramona.
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  • The Fast Show - Series 3 (2 discs) on DVD (1994)
    Starring: Paul Whitehouse,  Charlie Higson,  Caroline Aherne
    Director: none
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    The complete third series of this supremely funny sketch show is collected here on one hilarious disc. Features some new characters like the 13th Duke of Wybourne; No Offence; Taff Lad and the Hearty Hikers plus old favourites Ted & Ralph and the Suits You tailors.
    3.5 stars out of 5 72% from 2,603 members
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  • John Thomson's Red Hot Poker (2 discs) on DVD
    Starring: John Thomson
    Certificate: Certificate: Ex
    The ultimate guide to playing poker. Disc one includes: 'How To Play Guide', 'Hints And Tips', 'Interactive Questions' and 'Jargonbuster'. Disc two includes a fully interactive DVD game.
    2.5 stars out of 5 48% from 122 members
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John Thomson facts

5 most recent films

Charlie Noades R.I.P - 3 stars
The Road to Coronation Street - 3.0 stars
Big Top - 2.0 stars
Monkey Trousers - 3.0 stars
New Street Law - Series One - 3.5 stars

5 highest-rated films

Cold Feet - Series 2 - 4.0 stars
Cold Feet - Series 3 - 4.0 stars
Cold Feet - Series 1 - 4.0 stars
New Street Law - Series One - 3.5 stars
The Fast Show - Series 3 - 3.5 stars

5 lowest-rated films

Charlie Noades R.I.P - 3 stars
Big Top - 2.0 stars
Crapston Villas, Best Of - 2.5 stars
John Thomson's Red Hot Poker - 2.5 stars
Dog Eat Dog - 2.5 stars

Most frequent co-stars

Robert Bathurst - 21 times - show films
Hermione Norris - 21 times - show films
Helen Baxendale - 21 times - show films
Fay Ripley - 21 times - show films
James Nesbitt - 21 times - show films

Most frequent directors

Simon Delaney - 10 times - show films
Nigel Cole - 9 times - show films
Declan Lowney - 9 times - show films
Mark Mylod - 9 times - show films
Jon Jones - 5 times - show films