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  • Cold Feet - Series 1
  • Cold Feet - Series 1 review by A customer from Peterborough, England
    Rated - 5.0 stars Old friends revisited 6 September 2004
    ...ly wore in the early episodes. In the words of another character made famous by John Thomson, 'Nice!'...   Read customer review
  • Monkey Trousers
  • Monkey Trousers review by from Suffolk
    Rated - 2.0 stars Very Patchy and Quite Disappointing 15 April 2006
    ...t funny full-stop. The best sketches are Steve Coogan as the Toy Shop Owner and John Thomson's swearing chef but most jokes fall very flat. This has to be the most medio...   Read customer review

John Thomson - filmography


  • Charlie Noades R.I.P (2011)
    Starring: Neil Fitzmaurice,  John Thomson,  John McArdle
    Director: Jim Doyle
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    "Charlie Noades R.I.P" is an honest, heartfelt British family comedy about a family and their friends trying to make a living in a debt filled, financially troubled world. "Parrs Scrap and Salvage" is the family business run by Les Parr (John McArdle) Les gave up his education to run the business ..read more »
    3 stars out of 5 60% from 2 members
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  • Big Top (2009)
    Starring: Sophie Thompson,  Tony Robinson,  Amanda Holden
    Director: Geoff Posner
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    BBC comedy series. Lizzie the Ring Mistress must overcome all of the hurdles thrown her way in the course of the production of the circus. The circus features a husband and wife clown team, who laugh at their own jokes more than the audience do, and Erasmus a disillusioned soundman. Georgie is the ..read more »
    2 stars out of 5 40% from 7 members
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  • New Street Law - Series One (3 discs) on DVD (2007)
    Starring: Lisa Faulkner,  John Thomson,  John Hannah
    Director: David Skynner
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    First series of the legal drama starring John Hannah, John Thomson and Lisa Faulkner. Set in the heart of Manchester, the series follows the exploits and cases of two rival barristers' chambers, the well-to-do family enterprise run by Laurence Scammell (Paul Freeman) and the dysfunctional ..read more »
    3.5 stars out of 5 73% from 133 members
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  • Dog Eat Dog on DVD (2001)
    Starring: Trevor Peacock,  Melanie Blatt,  Alan Davies
    Director: Moody Shoaibi
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Rooster, CJ, Jess and Chang are four aspiring DJ friends who are all waiting for their big break on the West London club scene. Meanwhile, however, they have to make ends meet, and this leads to all kinds of hair-brained schemes. For a start, they try their hands at selling pornography, something ..read more »
    2.5 stars out of 5 49% from 490 members
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  • Cold Feet - S03 E01 (2000)
    Starring: Fay Ripley,  Helen Baxendale,  Hermione Norris
    Director: Simon Delaney
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    The new baby twins fill David and Karen with the joys of parenthood. Pete finds himself without a roof over his head, having overstayed his welcome at Adam and Rachel's, and resorts to moving back in with Jenny, who looks to have hit the jackpot with Internet millionaire Robert.
    4 stars out of 5 79% from 161 members
  • The Fast Show - The Last Fast Show Ever on DVD (2000)
    Starring: Paul Whitehouse
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Final episodes of the popular comedy series. Features many of the characters for which the show has become famous, including Dave Angel Eco Warrior, Ted and Ralph, Ron Manager, and Jazz Club. Also features Johnny Depp guesting in a 'Suits You' sketch.
    3.5 stars out of 5 70% from 2,528 members
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  • Born Romantic on DVD (2000)
    Starring: David Morrissey,  Olivia Willi,  Olivia Williams
    Director: David Kane
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Three men in London are on the hunt for three women: Fergus (David Morrissey) wants to find his ex-fiancée (Jane Horrocks) whom he jilted at the altar eight years ago; Frankie (Craig Ferguson) still lives with his ex-wife but has his heart set on Eleanor (Olivia Williams); and Eddie is an ex-con ..read more »
    3 stars out of 5 59% from 565 members
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  • Cold Feet - S03 E03 (2000)
    Starring: Fay Ripley,  Helen Baxendale,  Hermione Norris
    Director: Simon Delaney
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    As Rachel and Adam deal with the mental anguish involved in clinical tests, Jessica urges David to arrange a party to celebrate his 40th birthday : an event unlikely to pass without incident, especially if Pete decides to invite salsa-dancing Ramona.
    4 stars out of 5 79% from 159 members
  • Cold Feet - S03 E02 (2000)
    Starring: Fay Ripley,  Helen Baxendale,  Hermione Norris
    Director: Simon Delaney
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    Heartbreak continues to dog Rachel and Adam as a false alarm prompts them to seek specialist advice, concerned cancer treatment may have left him infertile, while Jenny's life takes an upward turn as she succumbs to the potent charms of Internet millionaire Robert. Pete, however, finds himself out ..read more »
    4 stars out of 5 79% from 164 members
  • The Fast Show - Series 3 (2 discs) on DVD (1994)
    Starring: Simon Day,  Charlie Higson,  Caroline Aherne
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    All eight episodes from the third series of the madcap BBC2 sketch show, featuring the return of old favourites Swiss Toni, Ted and Ralph, Bob Fleming, Colin Hunt, Jazz Club, Ron Manager, Dave Angel Eco-Warrior, Rowley Birkin, Nice Artist ('Black! Black!') and the Posh Cockneys, and the ..read more »
    3.5 stars out of 5 72% from 2,657 members
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  • The Fast Show - Series 1 on DVD (1994)
    Starring: Simon Day,  Charlie Higson,  Caroline Aherne
    Director: John Birkin,  Arch Dyson
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    The complete first series of the popular comedy sketch show. Features Ted and Ralph, Channel 9 News, Unluck Alf, coughing Bob Fleming, Ron Manager, the 'Suits you' tailors, Tommy Cockles, The Fat Sweaty Coppers, and Professor Denzil Dexter. Paul Whitehouse stars.
    3.5 stars out of 5 70% from 4,549 members
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  • John Thomson's Red Hot Poker (2 discs) on DVD
    Starring: John Thomson
    Certificate: Certificate: Ex
    In his own inimitable style, actor and poker enthusiast John Thomson takes you step-by-step through one of the world's oldest forms of gambling, letting you know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em!
    2.5 stars out of 5 48% from 124 members
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John Thomson facts

5 most recent films

Charlie Noades R.I.P - 3.0 stars
The Road to Coronation Street - 3.5 stars
Big Top - 2.0 stars
Monkey Trousers - 3.0 stars
New Street Law - Series One - 3.5 stars

5 highest-rated films

Cold Feet - Series 2 - 4.0 stars
Cold Feet - Series 3 - 4.0 stars
Cold Feet - Series 1 - 4.0 stars
The Fast Show - Series 2 - 3.5 stars
New Street Law - Series One - 3.5 stars

5 lowest-rated films

Big Top - 2.0 stars
Crapston Villas, Best Of - 2.5 stars
Charlie Noades R.I.P - 3.0 stars
John Thomson's Red Hot Poker - 2.5 stars
Dog Eat Dog - 2.5 stars

Most frequent co-stars

Robert Bathurst - 21 times - show films
Hermione Norris - 21 times - show films
Helen Baxendale - 21 times - show films
Fay Ripley - 21 times - show films
James Nesbitt - 21 times - show films

Most frequent directors

Mark Mylod - 10 times - show films
Simon Delaney - 10 times - show films
Nigel Cole - 9 times - show films
Declan Lowney - 9 times - show films
none - 6 times - show films