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Joan Sims - filmography
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The Canterville Ghost
on DVD
(1996)
Starring: Patrick Stewart, Neve Campbell, Donald Sinden
Director: Sydney Macartney
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Oscar Wilde's tale of action, comedy, magic and suspence comes to the screen in this classic film, featuring and array of outstanding stars. When American millionaire Hiram B. Otis and his family move into the historic Canterville Chase, they waste no time in announcing some changes. But little do ..read more »
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66%
from 152 members
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On The Up - Season 3
on DVD
(1992)
Starring: Dennis Waterman, Sam Kelly, Joan Sims
Director: Gareth Gwenlan, Paul Harrison
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The third and final series of the British television comedy drama. Follow more of the testing and trouble-filled life of Tony Carpenter (Dennis Waterman), as he discovers that having money is not the answer to everything, especially with a pretentious wife, a reckless daughter, and an ..read more »
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64%
from 336 members
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On The Up - Season 2
on DVD
(1991)
Starring: Dennis Waterman, Sam Kelly, Joan Sims
Director: Gareth Gwenlan
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The second series of the British television comedy drama. Follow more of the testing and trouble-filled life of Tony Carpenter (Dennis Waterman), as he discovers that having money is not the answer to everything, especially with a pretentious wife, a reckless daughter, and an unconventional ..read more »
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70%
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On The Up - Season 1
on DVD
(1990)
Starring: Dennis Waterman, Sam Kelly, Joan Sims
Director: Gareth Gwenlan, Paul Harrison
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The first series of the British television comedy drama. Follow more of the testing and trouble-filled life of Tony Carpenter (Dennis Waterman), as he discovers that having money is not the answer to everything, especially with a pretentious wife, a reckless daughter, and an unconventional domestic ..read more »
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from 402 members
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Miss Marple - A Murder is Announced
on DVD
(1985)
Starring: Joan Hickson, Renee Anderson, Joan Sims
Director: David Giles
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The villagers of Chipping Cleghorn, including Miss Marple, are agog with curiosity over an advertisment in the local gazette which reads: 'A murder is announced and will take place on Friday 29th October, at Little Paddocks at 6.30pm.' Is it a hoax? As the time approaches, the crowds gather at ..read more »
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76%
from 762 members
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Carry On England
on DVD
(1975)
Starring: Kenneth Connor, Windsor Davies, Patrick Mower
Director: Gerald Thomas
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One of the later Carry On films, CARRY ON ENGLAND finds the team (minus staple stars such as Kenneth Williams and Sid James) as part of an experimental mixed sex anti-aircraft battery in wartime. The arrival of the new Captain S. Melly (Kenneth Connor) brings an end to their cosy life and causes ..read more »
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58%
from 1,248 member
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Carry On Behind
on DVD
(1975)
Starring: Elke Sommer, Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims
Director: Gerald Thomas
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The uproariously funny CARRY ON series continues in this installment in which an archeological dig becomes a giant mishap. While sharing the digging site with a group of holiday caravaners, the archeologists engage in an abundance of comical adventures.
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62%
from 1,568 member
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Carry On Dick
on DVD
(1974)
Starring: Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams
Director: Gerald Thomas
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In CARRY ON DICK, infamous outlaw Dick Turpin (otherwise known as "Big Dick") terrorises the land, running rings around the authorities. Consequently, dimwits Captain Desmond Fancey, Sir Roger Daley, and Sergeant Jock Strapp launch a hilarious attempt at bringing this criminal to justice.
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64%
from 1,551 member
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Carry On Girls
on DVD
(1973)
Starring: Sid James, Joan Sims, Kenneth Connor
Director: Gerald Thomas
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The gang returns with Sidney Fiddler conning the local council into running a beauty pageant to promote their community. He's thrilled with the prospect of entertaining all the lovely young contestants, but his girlfriend has a different plan in mind.
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Not Now, Darling
on DVD
(1973)
Starring: Leslie Phillips, Julie Ege, Moira Lister
Director: David Croft, Ray Cooney
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In order to give his prospective mistress a gift of an expensive mink coat without upsetting her husband, Gilbert Bodley agrees to sell it to her cheap and pay the majority of the price himself. However, things are never as simple as they seem and what appears at first to be a fairly uncomplicated ..read more »
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52%
from 69 members
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Sykes - The First Colour Series
(3 discs)
(1972)
Starring: Eric Sykes, Joan Sims, Richard Wattis
Director: Roger Race
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Famed British comedian Eric Sykes stars in his eponymous classic sit-com. The popular black and white series began in 1960 but the series burst into colour in 1972, and all 16 episodes of the first colour series are presented here. Hattie Jacques plays his twin sister with whom he shares 24 ..read more »
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from 403 members
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Carry On Matron
on DVD
(1972)
Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey
Director: Gerald Thomas
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In this episode of the popular comedy series, a con-man coerces his son into donning a nurse's uniform and sneaking into a hospital in order to steal birth-control pills. This throws the staff, including neurotic surgeon Bernard Cutting (Kenneth Williams) and the strange psychiatrist Dr. F.A. Goode ..read more »
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65%
from 1,657 member
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Carry On Abroad
on DVD
(1972)
Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey
Director: Gerald Thomas
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The Carry On team again manage to find themselves in another farcical situation. This time, Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw and Barbara Windsor and the gang go on holiday to Spain only to find their hotel unfinished and practically unstaffed. It's particularly memorable for the several instances that ..read more »
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66%
from 1,808 member
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Carry On At Your Convenience
on DVD
(1971)
Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey
Director: Gerald Thomas
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The bawdy Carry On troupe star in this tale of a toiletware manufacturer trying to cope with a workers' strike. Even an exciting works outing to Brighton can't appease the shopfloor and soon only the factory owner Boggs and a handful of staff are left to hold the fort.
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67%
from 1,608 member
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Carry On Henry
on DVD
(1971)
Starring: Sid James, Joan Sims, Kenneth Williams
Director: Gerald Thomas
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CARRY ON HENRY is the Carry On team's somewhat liberal take on the story of Henry VIII. Feathers fly in the royal court when Henry takes a liking to Bettina (Barbara Windsor) much to the annoyance of Queen Marie (Joan Sims).
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64%
from 1,425 member
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Carry On Up The Jungle
on DVD
(1970)
Starring: Frankie Howerd, Sid James, Charles Hawtrey
Director: Gerald Thomas
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In this episode of the quintessentially British comedy series, the gang are on safari. They're on the hunt for the rare Oozulum bird, but instead come across all other types of wildlife. Parodies of "Tarzan" and other jungle films continue the fine Carry On tradition as Frankie Howerd, Sid James ..read more »
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64%
from 1,574 member
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Carry On Again Doctor
on DVD
(1969)
Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey
Director: Gerald Thomas
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In CARRY ON AGAIN DOCTOR, the Carry crew has taken over the Long Hampton Hospital, and malpractice abounds. Join Doctors Stoppidge and Nookey, surgeon Frederick Carver, and orderly Gladstone Screwer for a strong dose of silliness.
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66%
from 1,519 member
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Carry On Up The Khyber
on DVD
(1968)
Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey
Director: Gerald Thomas
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Set in colonial British India in 1895, CARRY ON UP THE KHYBER is one of the very best films in the Carry On series. With the Khasi of Kalabar leading the natives in a revolt against the British, the cosy life of Sir Sidney Ruff Diamond looks set to come to a bloody end. Will the 3rd Foot and Mouth ..read more »
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63%
from 3,471 members
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Carry On Camping
on DVD
(1968)
Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey
Director: Gerald Thomas
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The Carry On boys try to spice up their girlfriends by taking them on an outdoor vacation... at a nudist camp. Temptation is placed in front them with the arrival of Dr. Soaper and the young girls from the Chayste Place Finishing School. Soon the campsite is the scene of the usual Carry On chaos.
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69%
from 1,876 member
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Carry On Doctor
on DVD
(1967)
Starring: Frankie Howerd, Sid James, Kenneth Williams
Director: Gerald Thomas
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A certain hospital, bordering on mental institution, is headed up by the slightly crazy medical team of Dr. Kilmore and Dr. Tinkle. Their abnormal patients and love-starved nurses make for a prescription of laughter as the best medicine in this British production.
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67%
from 1,584 member
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Carry On Don't Lose Your Head
on DVD
(1967)
Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale
Director: Gerald Thomas
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CARRY ON DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD is one of the best films in the series in which a foppish Englishman, Sir Rodney Ffing (Sid James) and his partner Lord Darcy (Jim Dale) go undercover as 'The Black Fingernail' to rescue French aristocrats. Hoe on their heels are Citizen Bidet and and Citizen Camembert ..read more »
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67%
from 1,655 member
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Carry On Follow That Camel
on DVD
(1967)
Starring: Phil Silvers, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale
Director: Gerald Thomas
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A slight diversion into the desert for the Carry On team this as the starring role goes to the legendary American Phil Silvers who plays (in what's practically a reprise of his Bilko role) an officer in the Foreign Legion who finds himself in charge of an Englishman (Jim Dale) who has joined to ..read more »
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65%
from 1,299 member
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Carry On Cowboy
on DVD
(1965)
Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Jim Dale
Director: Gerald Thomas
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In CARRY ON COWBOY, a group of lewd and comic characters take the viewer on a hilarious romp through the saloon bars (and bedrooms) of Stodge City in the Old West. The film stars Sid James as the Rumpo Kid; Joan Sims as the luscious Mae West character Belle ("Ding Dong!") and Angela DOUGLAS as ..read more »
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63%
from 1,481 member
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The Big Job
on DVD
(1965)
Starring: Sid James, Sylvia Syms, Dick Emery
Director: Gerald Thomas
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The Big Job stars James as George the Brain, leader of a gang of inept bank robbers who end up in prison for 15 years, with only the thought of the stolen money that remains hidden keeping them going until their release. However, when the time comes, it seems the tasking of recovering the loot won'..read more »
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71%
from 343 members
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Carry On Cleo
on DVD
(1965)
Starring: Joan Sims, Sid James, Kenneth Williams
Director: Gerald Thomas
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This jocular spoof of Shakespeare's ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA is filled with numerous puns, plots, and double-meanings. Ancient history was never so much fun. The film stars Amanda Barrie, Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims, and other Carry On regulars.
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68%
from 1,837 member
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Nurse On wheels
on DVD
(1963)
Starring: Juliet Mills, Joan Sims, Ronald Lewis
Director: Gerald Thomas
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Comedy farce centring on Joanna, a gorgeous young woman who moves to a remote village to start work as a district nurse. Joanna soon finds that she has become the talk of the town as the villagers had been accustomed to a much older woman tending to them...
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64%
from 151 members
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Carry On Regardless
on DVD
(1961)
Starring: Sid James, Kenneth Connor, Charles Hawtrey
Director: Gerald Thomas
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This CARRY ON film features the bumbling workers at the Helping Hands agency--odd people who are capable of botching any task. The cast includes Sid James, Kenneth Connor, Charles Hawtrey, Joan Sims, and Kenneth Williams.
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Carry On Teacher
on DVD
(1959)
Starring: Kenneth Connor, hattie Jacques, Hattie Jacques
Director: Gerald Thomas
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In CARRY ON TEACHER, chaos rules at school. When an exhausted headmaster attempts to leave, the students decide to tarnish his reputation. The perennially funny cast includes Kenneth Connor, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims, and Charles Hawtrey.
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64%
from 1,459 member
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Carry On Nurse
on DVD
(1958)
Starring: Shirley Eaton, Kenneth Connor, Charles Hawtrey
Director: Gerald Thomas
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CARRY ON NURSE, the second film in the classic comedy series, focuses on a men's hospital ward. When the patients tire of the intimidating matron (Hattie Jacques), they revolt, leading to plenty of silliness. The movie also stars Kenneth Connor, Charles Hawtrey, Shirley Eaton, Joan Sims, Kenneth ..read more »
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59%
from 1,991 member
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The Naked Truth
on DVD
(1957)
Starring: Terry-Thomas, Alastair Sim, Peter Sellers
Director: Mario Zampi, Robert Hamer, John Boulting
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The greedy editor of a trashy scandal magazine is confronted by several of the individuals whose lives are erroneously and luridly described in the tabloid. Their attempts to stop the publication of articles concerning themselves lead to a series of amusing events.
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64%
from 570 members
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Keep It Clean
on DVD
(1956)
Starring: Ronald Shiner, James Hayter, Diane Hart
Director: David Paltenghi
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An all-star comedy cast with Ronald Shiner headlining in Keep it Clean and playing an advertising agency's wheeler/dealer who is attempting to sell a new invention - the Demon Cleaner - to the public. Comic chaos ensues when he has to keep debt collectors, unhappy crumpet clients and a posse of ..read more »
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from 57 members
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Will Any Gentleman...?
on DVD
(1953)
Starring: George Cole, Veronica Hurst, Heather Thatcher
Director: Michael Anderson
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George Cole plays a meek bank clerk, for whom a trip to the theatre changes his life, as he undergoes hypnosis and leaves without being woken up. Suddenly, he believes he is the world's greatest lover and becomes a terrorizing Casanova.
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61%
from 29 members
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Lord Tramp - Series 1
on DVD
Starring: Joan Sims, George Moon, Hugh Lloyd
Director: Peter Croft
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It's hilarious fun for all the family when penniless tramp Hughie Wagstaffe suddenly discovers he's a Lord with a grand stately home in this 1970s ITV comedy classic getting its first ever release on DVD!
Hugh Lloyd (Hugh & I, Hancock) stars as Hughie, whose life changes overnight when he ..read more »
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San Ferry Ann
on DVD
Starring: David Lodge, Joan Sims, Wilfred Brambell
Director: Jeremy Summers
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Frequent misunderstandings, sight gags, and innuendo form the basis of this quintessentially British comedy of errors. A motley crew of characters ride the San Ferry Ann to the shores of France, where they embark on a weekend of calamity. Starring Ron Moody, Barbara Windsor, and Joan Sims.
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As Time Goes By - Series 6
on DVD
Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Judi Dench, Philip Bretherton
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In the early 1950s a young army officer and a student nurse fell in love. Meeting up again after 38 years, older, wiser but still capricious, Jean and Lionel discover that love has a different pace and new priorities as time goes by, but that the heat of old flames can be rekindled. Jean thinks ..read more »
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69%
from 415 members
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Life In Emergency Ward 10
on DVD
Starring: Wilfrid Hyde-White, Dorothy Allinson, Joan Sims
Director: Robert Day
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Based on the successful TV series, this medical drama follows the doctors and patients in a busy Oxbridge hospital. When an American surgeon arrives to pioneer radical new techniques in heart surgery, he finds his British colleagues suspicious, and when his heart-lung machine fails to save an ..read more »
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The Naked Truth
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(1957)
Starring: Terry-Thomas, Peter Sellers, Peggy Mount
Director: Mario Zampi
Certificate: 
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Run time: 90 minutes
Nigel Dennis publishes a scandal magazine. But for each story he writes, he first approaches the person whose scandalous behavior is described (or rather implied, to avoid any libel suit) and says he will suppress the story in return for money. Several of his victims first decide individually to ..read more »
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brilliant...... 28 October 2006
...Sid James as Mark Anthony. Also included in the cast are Amanda Barrie as Cleo, Joan Sims, Jim Dale, Kenneth Connor as well as guest appearances from Sheila Hancock and ...
Not quite as funny as some 13 June 2005
