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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born in Ryan, Oaklahoma, which is in America. He became a pilot, and was the best there ever was. He had to leave becuase he was too dangerous to the enemy and it would not be fair on them. He then decided to develop his other skill, martial arts. He became world famous when he won the title of World Karate Champion seven times in a row. He starred alongside Bruce Lee in the film The Way Of The Dragon and is still recognised as the second greatest Martial Artist of all time. While he may not actually be the second greatest martial artist of all time he has done a series about him as a Texas Ranger who lays out some serious beatdowns.
When he does a press up, the earth moves down instead of him and he can divide by zero.
He is also invincible and can only be hurt by the Legendary Techno Viking.
Chuck Norris is to bad guys what a shotgun is to a zombie.
If Chuck Norris thinks you are reading this page then he may have already have killed you, do not worry though as Death by Chuck Norris is the second greatest honour a human can achieve, the first of course is actually being Chuck Norris, an award which was presented to Chuck Norris by the fitter members of the Baywatch cast and Jane fonda in her mid twenties, David (The Hoff) Hasslehoff was too affraid to attend and was rumoured to have been hiding in a nearby lingerie drawer....
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Norris censors violent scenes for his kids -
29 March 2012
-Chuck Norris ensures his young children don't watch the violent scenes in his action movies by making a special family-friendly version for them.-The veteran action hero appeared in a number of brutal movies during the 1970s and 1980s, before toning down the violence
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Van Damme and Norris to join The Expendables II? -
6 September 2011
-Veteran action men Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris are in talks to join the cast of The Expendables sequel, according to Internet reports.-The stars will join Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Terry Crews and Randy Couture for The Expendables II, acco
Chuck Norris - what members say
review by gixersan from Bourne
Naf But Hysterical to watch 21 August 2008
review by from Redditch, England
How to take Nam apart on your own!!!! 3 March 2004
Chuck Norris - filmography
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The Expendables 2 - Blu-ray
(2012)
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Randy Couture, Jason Statham
Director: Simon West
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Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham reprise their roles for this action thriller sequel. Mr Church (Willis) reunites the formidable Expendables team, plus new member Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth), for what should be a straightforward job. But when one of their number is murdered by ..read more »
 
65%
from 5,465 members
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The Expendables 2
on DVD
(2012)
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Randy Couture, Jason Statham
Director: Simon West
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Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren),Toll Road (Randy Couture) and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) - with newest members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) aboard - are reunited when Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) ..read more »
66%
from 9,999 members
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The Cutter
(2005)
Starring: Marshall Teague, Bernie Kopell, Tracy Scoggins
Director: Bill Tannen
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Action-packed thriller starring Chuck Norris. After a deadly kidnapping rescue gone wrong, a guilt ridden detective (Norris) goes out on his own to successfully rescue an aged diamond cutter from the hands of a murderous thief. With the kidnapped man's niece Elizabeth (Joanna Pacula) aiding in his ..read more »
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from 828 members
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Bells Of Innocence
(2003)
Starring: Chuck Norris, Mike Norris
Director: Ali Bijan
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During a flight to Mexico on an errand of mercy, three friends are forced to land in the Texas desert. They come across a remote village, cut off from the outside world, whose inhabitants are under the servitude of a sinister stranger, the trio must depend upon their faith and help from a ..read more »
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The President's Man
(2000)
Starring: Dylan Neal, Chuck Norris
Director: Mi, Eric Norris, Michael Preece
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Jonathon Chase (Chuck Norris) is the special operative the President of the United States turns to with the most sensitive and dangerous missions. So when the First Lady is kidnapped by ruthless terrorists it naturally falls to Jonathon to get her back. The mission is a success, but Jonathon feels ..read more »
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from 433 members
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Logan's War
on DVD
(1998)
Starring: Joe Spano, Jeff Kober, Eddie Cibrian
Director: Michael Preece
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After witnessing the mob execution of his parents, young Logan Fallon (Eddie Cibrian) vows that he will one day exact his revenge. He subsequently goes to live with his Uncle Jake (Chuck Norris), undergoes a rigorous martial arts training, and emerges fifteen years later as a dangerous killing ..read more »
58%
from 284 members
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Forest Warrior
(1996)
Starring: Chuck Norris, Terry Kiser, Max Gail
Director: Aaron Norris
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A man who protects the wilderness of Tanglewood Mountain is forced to deal with the greedy men who are determined to bring machines and equipment which will devastate the area.
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from 79 members
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Top Dog
(1995)
Starring: Chuck Norris
Director: Aaron Norris
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Cop Jack Wilder is convinced his career has gone down the drain when he is sent to uncover a brutal terrorist plot with his new partner: a high I-Q dog called Reno. Human/canine respect blossoms, however, as they turn into the force's most explosive crimefighting team.
59%
from 438 members
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Hero And The Terror
on DVD
(1988)
Starring: Jack O'Halloran, Brynn Thayer, Murphy Dunne
Director: William Tannen
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Action thriller starring Chuck Norris. Three years earlier, Detective Danny O'Brien (Norris) captured the psychotic maniac Simon Moon (Jack O'Halloran), known throughout LA simply as 'The Terror'. Now, The Terror has escaped and has embarked on a second killing spree. Can Detective O'Brien track ..read more »
59%
from 377 members
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The Delta Force
on DVD
(1986)
Starring: Robert Forster, David Menahem, Geor
Director: Menahem Golan
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Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin form a special military task force to rescue hostages from a hijacked plane. This leads - quite naturally - to chases, stunts, and a healthy dose of martial arts action. Based on a real event, the 1985 hijacking of a TWA jet in Athens, but adapted to include Chuck Norris'..read more »
63%
from 1,334 member
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Invasion USA
on DVD
(1985)
Starring: Alex Colon, Alexander Zale, Melissa Prophet
Director: Joseph Zito
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A ragtag group of terrorist mercenaries are formed into an army by Soviet agent Rostov (Richard Lynch) and he begins an invasion of the USA, which succeeds. Only one man can stop the communists from taking complete control of America - Matt Hunter (Chuck Norris). He sets about a series of counter-..read more »
60%
from 749 members
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Code Of Silence
on DVD
(1985)
Starring: Joseph Guzaldo, Molly Hagan, Bert Remsen
Director: Andrew Davis
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Incorruptible Chicago cop Sgt. Eddie Cusack (Chuck Norris) discovers that a fellow detective has gunned down an innocent teenager in a bungled drugs stakeout. Ostracized by the rest of the force and pursued by two rival drug gangs, Cusack launches a one man crusade to bring the errant cop to justice.
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from 466 members
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Missing in Action
on DVD
(1984)
Starring: James Hong, M. Emmet Walsh, Chuck Norris
Director: Joseph Zito
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Special Forces Colonel James Braddock (Chuck Norris) escapes from a Vietnamese POW camp and returns to base. He reluctantly joins a fact-finding mission trying to track down other MIAs. He soon becomes disgusted with the attitude of the higher ranks, and sets out on a daring mission to discover the ..read more »
60%
from 903 members
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Lone Wolf McQuade
on DVD
(1983)
Starring: Leon Isaac Kennedy, Barbara Carrera, Chuck Norris
Director: Steve Carver
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Gruff Texas Ranger JJ McQuade (Chuck Norris) reluctantly teams up with new Mexican partner Kayo to track down a convoy of stolen army trucks. On the way he is sidetracked by a widow living on a nearby ranch (Barbara Carrera), who just happens to be the girlfriend of the gang leader (David Carradine)..read more »
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from 687 members
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Silent Rage
on DVD
(1982)
Starring: Brian Libby, William Finley, Stephen Furst
Director: Michael Miller
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Chuck Norris is a small-town sherrif who has to fight off and kill (hopefully) a virtually indestructible psychopath. The psychopath is a zombie which has been constructed by a doctor of the Frankenstein variety - so get ready for a tough battle...but don't you be forgetting that Chuck Norris is a ..read more »
57%
from 348 members
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An Eye For An Eye
on DVD
(1981)
Starring: Richard Rowntree, Chuck Norris
Director: Steve Carver
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Undercover San Francisco cop Sean Cane (Chuck Norris) is forced to retire from the force when he goes berserk after the death of his partner. When he hears that his partner's girlfriend has also been killed, he sets out to exact revenge on the drug-selling Triads responsible.
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from 337 members
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The Octagon - Blu-ray
(1980)
Starring: Art Hindle, Karen Carlson, Chuck Norris
Director: Eric Karson
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Scott James (Chuck Norris) teams up with an old friend (Lee Van Cleef) to avenge the death of his girlfriend. Their nemesis comes in the shape of The Octagon, a brutal terrorist organisation with a crack team of Ninja killers at its disposal.
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from 36 members
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Game Of Death
on DVD
(1979)
Starring: Dean Jagger, Bruce Lee, Gig Young
Director: Robert Clouse
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Bruce Lee died halfway through the making of this martial arts action movie which was completed using doubles and released six years later. It follows the story of a successful martial artist who refuses to join a crime syndicate and has a contract put on his head. The assassination attempt fails ..read more »
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from 2,924 members
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A Force Of One - Blu-ray
(1979)
Starring: Jennifer O'Neill, Clu Gulager, Chuck Norris
Director: Paul Aaron
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Chuck Norris stars as a six times undefeated karate champion who is hired by the Californian State Police to help in the investigation of a multi-million dollar cocaine trafficking racket. He reluctantly agrees to help after falling for an undercover drugs detective (Jennifer O'Neill) whereupon he ..read more »
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from 23 members
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A Force Of One
on DVD
(1979)
Starring: Jennifer O'Neill, Clu Gulager, Chuck Norris
Director: Paul Aaron
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A team of undercover narcotics agents are in the middle of an investigation, when one by one, the squad members are killed by an assassin. In order to identify the killer, the police call on karate champion, Matt Logan (Chuck Norris) to assist. While disinterested at first, he is forced into action ..read more »
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from 344 members
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Good Guys Wear Black
on DVD
(1978)
Starring: James Franciscus, Dana Andrews, Larry Casey
Director: Ted Post
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John T. Booker (Chuck Norris) leads a quiet life as a political science professor, but is haunted by his US Army past in Vietnam. Sent on a mission to rescue American POWs, Booker's squad had been almost entirely wiped out, the remaining six soldiers enduring three weeks in the jungle before making ..read more »
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from 254 members
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Breaker Breaker
(1977)
Starring: Terry O'Connor, Don Gentry, George Murdock
Director: Donald Hulette
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A Vietnam vet turned trucker (Chuck Norris) is searching for his brother in a town under the jurisdiction of the crooked Judge Trimmings (George Murdock). The trusty C.B. radio is all important to his mission as he highkicks his way to the door of the corrupt and sadistic family who run the town.
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from 219 members
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The Way Of The Dragon
on DVD
(1972)
Starring: Bruce Lee, Jon T. Benn, Chuck Norris
Director: Bruce Lee
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Action comedy following martial arts expert Tang Lung (Bruce Lee) as he arrives in Rome to protect a family friend's restaurant from a powerful Mafia man. A violent altercation between Tang and the mobster's heavies persuades the gang boss to call for reinforcements - an American martial arts ..read more »
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... but there's plenty of action (albeit of a style not to my personal taste) with Chuck Norris energetically exhibiting his martial arts skills. The central plot is imaginati...
