It's a little known fact that Robin Hood was a complete wimp who took all the credit for the grit in Maid Marian's guts. It was, in fact, she who assembled and fought oppression with a bunch of prats known as the 'Merry Men'; a dwarf called little Ron, a Rastafarian, an ugly dolt by the name of 'Rabies' and a yuppie called Robin of Kensington. Doing increbily brave things like piercing their ears and rescuing tadpoles, Marian and her men combat the cruelty of a mad, bad, king called John and his villainous Sheriff of Nottingham.