Stanley (Luke Wilson) has worked with Diana (Denise Richards) and harbored a crush for a quite a while. When he finally gets the courage to ask for and secure a date with her, he wants everything to go perfectly--but he couldn't have expected the unexpected. On the way to the date, Stanley accidentally bumps into homeless Phil (Jay Lacopo) with his car, and finds he's being stalked for the rest of the night. He keeps popping up during his attempt at a romantic date with Diana--not the usual makings for romance, but will true love win out regardless