A valuable cache of diamonds have been stolen from a dangerous mafia boss, and as a pair of incompetent henchmen set out to recover the jewels a quick tempered policeman makes it his mission to jail every offender that crosses his path. The three misfits who immediately draw his suspicions are an aspiring Mafioso who needs to make his first hit in order to truly become part of the family, an MBA from Darjeeling whose success in life is largely a result of his well-honed ability to suck-up to the boss, and a wealthy underwear salesman who has recently opened a factory he plans on handing down to his son.