Average rating: 3.44   68.8% from 8 members


Batman And Robin

I swear to god, if I hear ONE MORE ice-related one liner I will not be held responsible for my actions.
  • Batman And Robin on DVD (1997)
    Starring: George Clooney,  Arnold Schwarzenegger,  Uma Thurman
    Director: Joel Schumacher
    Certificate: Certificate: PG
    The Caped Crusader returns to battle the abominable Mr. Freeze and green-thumbed Poison Ivy. To save his ailing wife, Dr. Victor Fries turns to a life of crime after a hideous accident makes him unable to tolerate even moderate temperatures, while Dr. Pamela Isley falls victim to mutated plant DNA ..read more »
    Rate this: 2 stars out of 5 42% from 11,998 members

Highlander 2

The first one was good. So for the sequel, they decided to make up a completely different story with a ridiculous plot, which discounted everything that happened in the first movie. Because that makes sense, doesn't it? Aaaaaaaarrrg.

King Arthur

Dear Clive Owen. Please please please invest in some acting lessons. Or perhaps ask one of your co-stars to poke you in the back every now and again, as this might cause your facial expression to alter slightly from the usual emotionless blank void. It would be a start, at least. Yours sincerely...
  • King Arthur on DVD (2004)
    Starring: Clive Owen,  Ioan Gruffudd,  Keira Knightley
    Director: Antoine Fuqua
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Combining the historical appeal and epic sequences of films like GLADIATOR and BRAVEHEART, director Antoine Fuqua (TRAINING DAY) and producer Jerry Bruckheimer provide a sleek twist on the King Arthur legend. Arthur (Clive Owen), a brave Roman/British Christian warrior who leads his band of pagan ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 56% from 51,011 members

Starship Troopers

Mindless space pap.

Shopping

Holy waste of celluloid, Batman. I think this one might actually be worse than 'Batman & Robin'. Yes. It IS that awful.
  • Shopping on DVD (1993)
    Starring: Sadie Frost,  Jude Law,  Sean Pertwee
    Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Writer/Director Paul Anderson (MORTAL KOMBAT) has created this dark, hip, urban story of a barren and anonymous city where the homeless underclass' sport of choice is ram-raiding. An exciting game in which stolen cars are driven through shop windows to aid large-scale looting before the police ..read more »
    Rate this: 2.5 stars out of 5 50% from 697 members

Terminator 3 - Rise Of The Machines

I know! Let's make another Terminator sequel! But let's make it different! Like, let's have a WOMAN terminator! What? What plot? Just put her in red spandex - that's what Terminator fans really want! Yeah!

Troy

Brad Pitt does posturing. Orlando Bloom does annoying wooden wuss.
  • Troy on DVD (2004)
    Starring: Brad Pitt,  Orlando Bloom,  Sean Bean
    Director: Wolfgang Petersen
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    With soaring photography that circles from above then swoops in for the action, TROY is Wolfgang Petersen's majestic presentation of the classic Greek legend. It tells the story of an epic battle over Helen (Diane Kruger), the queen of Sparta, who is kidnapped by her lover Paris (Orlando Bloom), ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 60% from 75,558 members

Star Trek 1 - The Motion Picture

I love the Trek movies 2 to 6. I have tried to watch this one several times. I WANT to like it. But I just can't stand the feeling of my brain melting out of my ears with boredom.

Boo

Not even worth watching for the inexplicable exploding bodies.
  • Boo on DVD (2005)
    Starring: Trish Coren,  Rachel Harland,  Jilon Ghai
    Director: Anthony C. Ferrante
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Roped into spending Halloween in an abandoned hospital by her friends, Jessie Holden (Trish Coren) finds herself at the mercy of her prank-loving boyfriend Kevin (Jilon Ghai) who's planned a few surprises. What none of them realise, however, is that the creepy hospital has some scares of its own in ..read more »
    Rate this: 2.5 stars out of 5 49% from 4,661 members

Sunshine

Watch Event Horizon instead. You will find that they are much the same, only Event Horizon at least has the advantage of being amusingly terrible. This is just mind-numbingly dull.
  • Sunshine on DVD (2006)
    Starring: Rose Byrne,  Cliff Curtis,  Chris Evans
    Director: Danny Boyle
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    It is the year 2057, the Sun is dying and mankind faces extinction. Earth’s last hope lies with the Icarus II, a spacecraft with a crew of eight men and women led by Captain Kaneda. Their mission: to deliver a nuclear device designed to reignite our fading sun. Deep into their voyage, out of radio ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 59% from 48,129 members




Average rating for this collection: Average rating: 3.44   68.8% from 8 members

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