UWE BOLL THE MASTER OF CINEMATIC DISASTERS! (11 titles)

COULD THIS BE THE WORST DIRECTOR OF ALL TIME? FROM ONE MOVIE TRAVESTY TO ANOTHER. HE MAKES "B" MOVIE LEGEND ED WOOD LOOK LIKE A GENIUS!

by: MAVERICK from Knottingley

76.2% from 8 members

House Of The Dead

One of the worst movies of the decade, and a strong contender for the worst game to movie adaption ever!

House Of The Dead on DVD (2003)
Starring: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard
Director: Uwe Boll
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Uwe Boll's HOUSE OF THE DEAD, based on a video game, manages to capture the goofy, giddy flavour of the drive-in features and Saturday morning cartoons of the 1970s. The story involves a sextet of attractive, romantically entangled Seattle hipsters who hire a boat manned by a salty sea captain (..read more »

Rate this: 37% from 5,751 members

Alone In The Dark

Another game adaption by Mr Boll, another pathetic movie.

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Alone In The Dark on DVD (2005)
Starring: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff
Director: Uwe Boll
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Based on the video game, Alone in the Dark focuses on Edward Carnby, a detective of the paranormal, who slowly unravels a mysterious events with deadly results.

Rate this: 42% from 12,538 members

Uwe Boll loves his computer games, it's a shame he can't direct to save his life. This ones got the crap Terminator chick from Terminator 3 in it, and some vampires. The films not scary. But to Mr Boll's credit it does suck!

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Bloodrayne on DVD (2006)
Starring: Kristanna Loker, Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley
Director: Uwe Boll
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Meet Rayne. She's every man's dream. She's every vampire's living nightmare. And she's out to avenge her Mother's brutal death at the hands of Kagan, King of the Vampires, before he lays eighteenth century Romania to ruin. Driven by her own vampire bloodlust, but refusing to take innocent lives, ..read more »

Rate this: 46% from 2,511 members

Bloodrayne 2 - Deliverance

We must be sadists to view this mans movies, as some how the first Bloodrayne movie was popular enough to get a green light for a sequel. This must be the work of the devil!

Bloodrayne 2 - Deliverance on DVD (2007)
Starring: Natassia Malthe, Zack Ward, Michael Paré
Director: Uwe Boll
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Bloodrayne is back! This time, the sexy heroine (Natassia Malthe) battles a gang of merciless vampire cowboys led by Billy the Kid (Zack Ward). Scene after scene, her death defying stunts with knives and sling-blades blaze a trail of mayhem for her villains. Directed by Uwe Boll.

Rate this: 37% from 1,538 member

Postal

What is this man on, does he actually watch his films?

Postal on DVD (2007)
Starring: Zack Ward, Vince Desiderio, Verne Troyer
Director: Uwe Boll
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"Postal" follows two days in the life of the Postal Dude, in the regrettably named town of Paradise. Just when he thinks he has hit rock bottom, things get worse. Sharing a trailer with his ever-expanding wife, Bitch, Dude is in a bad way. After a humiliating job interview and a nearly lethal trip ..read more »

Rate this: 45% from 805 members

In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

I don't know how Uwe Boll managers to get big star names to be in his films, he must show them somebody elses CV, and a totally different script. Uwe Boll has to be the king of BS!

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In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Sieg... on DVD (2007)
Starring: Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies
Director: Uwe Boll
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In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is adapted from the computer game Dungeon Seige. The film features a host of stars, including Burt Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Ron Perlman and Jason Statham. A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son - two acts ..read more »

Rate this: 52% from 6,408 members

1968 Tunnel Rats

This time it's war, Uwe Boll tries to go all seriouse with a vietnam flick. This is a war movie if directed by a 14 year old.

1968 Tunnel Rats on DVD (2008)
Starring: Michael Pare, Michael Pare, Wilson Bethel
Director: Uwe Boll
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During the Vietnam War [1959-1975] a special US combat unit is sent out to hunt and kill the Viet Cong soldiers in a man-to-man combat in the endless tunnels underneath the jungle of Vietnam. Suicide squads of a special kind.

Rate this: 50% from 848 members

Blackwoods

Uwe Boll's attempt at a thriller, I think Mr Boll has a mental age of ten.

Blackwoods on DVD (2002)
Starring: Michael Pare, Patrick Muldoon, Clint Howard
Director: Uwe Boll
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In this suspense thriller, Michael Pare plays a country cop investigating the death of a young girl in a tragic accident. A screenwriter, Matt Sullivan (Patrick Muldoon), and his girlfriend, Dawn (Keegan Connor Tracy), who are visiting from out of town, get mixed up in the mess. Soon Sullivan ..read more »

Rate this: 40% from 140 members

Seed

Not seen it yet, but if the rest of his film are anything to go by, this could scale the heights of crapness!

Seed on DVD (2007)
Starring: Michael Pare, Thea Gill, Will Sanderson
Director: Uwe Boll
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After a seemingly undead man is bound and buried alive, he digs himself back to the surface and seeks bloody vengeance on those who caused him his suffering.

Rate this: 40% from 1,181 member

Stoic

Another so called thriller, another waste of 90 minutes of my life!

Stoic on DVD
Starring: Edward Furlong, Sam Levinson, Steffen Mennekes
Director: Uwe Boll
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A heated game of poker causes three men incarcerated for nonviolent offenses to brutalize their cellmate before taking drastic measures in order to cover up their crime.

Rate this: 46% from 44 members