Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children
The Blues Brothers
(1980) Starring:Henry Gib, Pee-Wee Herman, John Candy Director:John Landis Certificate:
Comedy classic from the 'Saturday Night Live' stable which comes packed with car chases, music and cameo appearances. Blues brothers Jake and Elwood (John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd) have sold their souls to rhythm'n'blues, but still lend a hand when the church orphanage in which they were raised is ..read more »
Monty Python's Life Of Brian
(1979) Starring:Charles McKeown, Gwen Taylor, Terry Jones Director:Terry Jones Certificate:
On a midnight clear 2,000 years ago, three wise men enter a manger where a babe is wrapped in swaddling clothes. It is an infant called Brian...and the three wise men are in the wrong manger. For the rest of his life, Brian (Graham Chapman) finds himself regarded as something of a messiah -- yet he'..read more »
I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head!
Withnail And I
(1986) Starring:Michael Elphick, Daragh O'Malley, Richard Griffiths Director:Bruce Robinson Certificate:
Bruce Robinson's celebrated cult comedy starring Richard E. Grant and Paul McGann. It's the end of the 1960s and two out-of-work actors, Withnail (Grant) and 'I' (McGann), subsist on a diet of booze, drugs and fags in their revolting Camden flat. In order to escape the depressing nexus of visits ..read more »
'Rape, murder, arson, and rape.'
'You said rape twice.'
'Applicant: I like rape.'
(1974) Starring:Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens Director:Mel Brooks Certificate: Watch now: Unavailable
Vulgar, crude, and occasionally scandalous in its racial humor, this hilarious bad-taste spoof of Westerns, co-written by Richard Pryor, features Cleavon Little as the first black sheriff of a stunned town scheduled for demolition by an encroaching railroad. Little and co-star Gene Wilder have ..read more »
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
The Big Lebowski(1997) Starring:Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore Director:Joel Coen Certificate:
The Coen brothers' seventh film is a typically bizarre mix of mistaken identity, hippy philosophy and ten-pin bowling. Jeff 'the Dude' Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) is a bowling buff, laid-back to the point of horizontal, who gets mixed up in a blackmail plot involving a millionaire namesake. Roped into ..read more »
'I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.'
'You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?'
Happy Gilmore(1996) Starring:Alan Covert, Julie Bowen, Dennis Dugan Director:Dennis Dugan Certificate:
Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) is a would-be hockey star who finds his slap shot better employed on the fairway. When his granny loses her house to the IRS, Happy determines to buy it back by winning the pro golf tour. His temper and antics soon make him golf's media darling, but a bitter rival (..read more »
I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?
Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke
(1978) Starring:Cheech Marin, Louisa Moritz, Tommy Chong Director:Lou Adler Certificate:
Cheech and Chong make their big screen debut in this doped-up tale about two stoners on a quest to get high. When Man Stoner (Thomas Chong) is thrown out of his home by his up-tight parents, he soon meets and starts hanging out with the like-minded Pedro De Pacas (Cheech Marin). The two then find ..read more »
'We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.'
(1984) Starring:Ernie Hudson, Annie Potts, Bill Murray Director:Ivan Reitman Certificate: Watch now: Included in all packages with LOVEFiLM Instant
Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson star as a quartet of Manhattan-based paranormal investigators. When their government grants run out, the former three go into business as The Ghostbusters, later hiring Hudson on. Armed with electronic paraphernalia, the team is spectacularly ..read more »