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THE WORST FILMS OF 2008 (THEY REALLY DO STINK)

by: andyhammond999 from Bournemouth

Superhero Movie

TERRIBLY UNFUNNY AND OBVIOUS THE ZUCKER NAME REACHES NEW LOWS

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Superhero Movie on DVD (2008)
Starring: Sara Paxton, Drake Bell, Jeffrey Tambor
Director: Craig Mazin
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AIRPLANE! director David Zucker is back, this time as producer of another spoof movie, with his sights firmly set on the superhero genre this time around. SUPERHERO MOVIE features the talents of Drake Bell, Brent Spiner, Pamela Anderson, and king of the spoofs, Leslie Nielsen.

Rate this: 50% from 9,946 members

X-Files 2 - I Want to Believe

IM A HUGE FAN OF THE X FILES SERIES, THIS FILM IS A DULL ABOMINATION MAKES THE FIRST FILM LOOK LIKE THE GODFATHER. ITS SO BORING AVOID AT ALL COSTS

X-Files 2 - I Want to Believe on DVD (2008)
Starring: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Amanda Peet
Director: Chris Carter
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The supernatural thriller is a stand-alone story in the tradition of some of the show's most acclaimed and beloved episodes, and takes the always-complicated relationship between Fox Mulder (Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Anderson) in unexpected directions. Mulder continues his unshakable quest for the ..read more »

Rate this: 54% from 18,930 members

The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian

THE FIRST WAS AT LEAST MAGICAL THIS IS SO STUPID LACKLUSTE WITH AWFUL ACTING THE DWARFS LOOK BORED THE STORY IS SO BAD I FELT MYSELF WANTING TO WATCH LORD OF THE RINGS AS AT LEAST THAT FANTASY WAS DIRECTED WELL. THIS LOOKS LIKE A TV MOVIE. KIDS WILL BE BORED.

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The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian on DVD (2007)
Starring: Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes, William Moseley
Director: Andrew Adamson
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Based on the second novel in C.S. Lewis's beloved CHRONICLES OF NARNIA series, PRINCE CASPIAN finds the four Pevensie children--Peter (William Moseley), Susan (Anna Popplewell), Edmund (Skandar Keynes), and Lucy (Georgie Henley)--once again whisked away from WWII-era England into the realm of ..read more »

Rate this: 68% from 37,059 members

The Mummy - Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

YIKES I DIDNT WANT TO SEE THIS AT THE CINEMA BUT WAS BROUGHT ALONG TO WITNESS THE NIGHTMARE THAT IS ANOTHER SEQUEL TO THE FRANCHISE THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THIS TIME DIRECTED BY ROB COHEN THE WORST ACTION DIRECTOR EVER. JUST IMDB HIS NAME AND READ THE CV OF THE WORST FILMS YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. WHEN YETHIS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE I THOUGHT THE DIRECTOR HAD GONE MAD AND WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO MAKE IT ENTERTAINING, HE FAILED.

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The Mummy - Tomb of the Dragon Emperor on DVD (2007)
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Luke Ford, Jet Li
Director: Rob Cohen
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In the Far East, trouble-seeking father-and-son duo Rick (Fraser) and Alex O'Connell (Ford) unearth the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin (Li) -- a shape-shifting entity who was cursed by a wizard (Yeoh) centuries ago.

Rate this: 58% from 35,162 members

Shrooms

IF YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING PUT THIS ON I HAD SUCH A GOOD NAP. THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL, BUY SOME SHROOMS WOULD BE BETTER THAT WATCHING THIS FILM AND I HAD DRUGS, APART FROM CIDER.

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Shrooms on DVD (2006)
Starring: Lindsey Haun, Jack Huston, Max Kasch
Director: Paddy Breathnach
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Six young Americans travel to Ireland and head for the hills in search of magic mushrooms but it all goes horribly wrong when one of them forsees their impending doom.

Rate this: 48% from 10,630 members

Deception

MCGREGOR AND JACKMAN MAKE A MIND NUMBINGLY STUPID AND DATED THRILLER THAT GIVES THE CONCEPT AWAY IN THE TITLE. THIS FILM HAS BEEN DONE BETTER BY OTHER FILMS FOR DECADES. YOU SEE THE ENDING COMING FROM A MILE AWAY AND ITS PRETTY BASIC.

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Deception on DVD (2008)
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Hugh Jackman, Michelle Williams
Director: Marcel Langenegger
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An accountant is introduced to a mysterious sex club known as The List by his lawyer friend. But in this new world, he soon becomes the prime suspect in a woman's disappearance and a multi-million dollar heist.

Rate this: 59% from 22,506 members

National Treasure - The Book of Secrets

NIC CAGE MAKES ANOTHER BAD FILM AND I USED TO LIKE HIM BUT NOW ALL HE MAKES IS UTTER TWADDLE.

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National Treasure - The Book of Secrets on DVD (2007)
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Jon Voight, Diane Kruger
Director: Jon Turteltaub
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Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Cage) looks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, by uncovering the mystery within the 18 pages missing from assassin John Wilkes Booth's diary.

Rate this: 68% from 47,857 members

Transporter 3

NOT A GUILTY PLEASURE LIKE THE OTHERS BUT A GUILTY MUNDANE PILE OF EXCREMENT. THE FIGHTS ARE SLOW AND VERY BADLY CUT TOGETHER. NO STORY AS USUAL BUT THERE IS NO URGENCY AND ENDS UP RESEMBLING STEVEN SEAGALS UNDER SEIGE 2 WHICH IS SET ON A TRAIN. CRANK 2 BETTER BE GOOD.

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Transporter 3 on DVD (2008)
Starring: Jason Statham, François Berléand, Natalya Rudakova
Director: Olivier Megaton
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The ultimate bag-man is back in Transporter 3! Jason Statham resumes his role as Frank Martin and he's still delivering for criminal masterminds. However, this time he's electronically tagged and his life depends on getting the package there on time!

Rate this: 68% from 21,846 members

The Ruins

THE VINES AND FLOWERS ARE KILLING PEOPLE. WHAT UTTER ARSE.

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The Ruins on DVD (2008)
Starring: Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Shawn Ashmore
Director: Carter Smith
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A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.

Rate this: 55% from 6,027 members

The Brave One

JODIE FOSTER DOES A FEMALE VERSION OF TAXI DRIVER. WHO'S IDEA WAS THAT, WHAT NEXT JODIE FOSTER IS THE GODMOTHER AS SHE GIVES AWAY HER DAUGHTER ON HER WEDDING DAY AND HAS TWO FAMILYS, ONE IS A CRIME FAMILY THE OTHER HER BLOOD. SHE BETTER GET THE COTTON BUDDS IN HER MOUTH TO GET HER VOICE MISS DON JODIE. THE FILM GOES THROUGH THE CLICHED MOTIONS. NO NEW CONCEPTS IN THE REVENGE DRAMA GENRE.

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The Brave One on DVD (2007)
Starring: Jodie Foster, Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews
Director: Neil Jordan
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Oscar winners Jodie Foster and Neil Jordan team up for this tense thriller about a woman who takes the law into her own hands. After her fiancé is killed and she is left for dead, Erica Bain (Foster) stalks the criminals who changed her life forever.

Rate this: 67% from 29,239 members