South Park - Bigger, Longer And Uncut
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.
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South Park - Bigger, Longer And Uncut
on DVD
(1999)
Starring: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, George Clooney
Director: Trey Parker
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The now-legendary animated series makes a big-screen splash with a feature-length film that features the same crude animation but now has the license to be as rude as it wants to be. Keep the kids away and enjoy the episode of SOUTH PARK you always hoped you'd see. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman ..read more »
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Shaun Of The Dead
Pete: It's four in the f**king morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's f**king Sunday. And I've got to go to f**king work in four f**king hours 'cos every other f**ker in my f**king department is f**king ill! Now can you see why I'm SO F**KING ANGRY?
Ed: F**k, yeah!
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Shaun Of The Dead
on DVD
(2004)
Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield
Director: Edgar Wright
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Shaun (Simon Pegg) is not quite your average twentysomething. Lacking any real ambition and drifting along in a job that he hates, he drives his long-suffering girlfriend Liz (Kate Ashfield), up the wall. Despite being a very decent chap, Shaun suddenly gets a very rude wake up call when the undead ..read more »
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10 Things I Hate About You
Walter Stratford: Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?
Kat Stratford: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.
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10 Things I Hate About You
on DVD
(1999)
Starring: Julia Stiles, Heath Ledger, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Director: Gil Junger
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In 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU, Bianca Stratford (Larisa Oleynik) is a tenth grader who has never gone on a date, as her parents have a little rule where Bianca isn't allowed to go out with boys until her older sister gets a boyfriend. The problem is, while her older sister Kat (Julia Stiles) is ..read more »
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The Dark Knight
Bozo: I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...
[takes off his mask]
The Joker: ...stranger.
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The Dark Knight
on DVD
(2008)
Starring: Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Director: Christopher Nolan
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Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.
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Spirited Away
Chihiro: I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing.
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Spirited Away
on DVD
(2001)
Director: Hayao Miyazaki
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In the middle of her family's move to the suburbs, a sullen 10-year-old girl wanders into a world ruled by witches and monsters, where humans are changed into animals.
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Elf
Buddy: [out of breath from chasing Michael] Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?...
Michael: - Go away !
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Elf
on DVD
(2003)
Starring: Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart
Director: Jon Favreau
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Will Ferrell makes yet another memorable splash on the big screen in Jon Favreau's sweet and hilarious Christmas fable. Ferrell is Buddy, an innocent figure who was raised as an elf in the North Pole by his adoptive father, Papa Elf (Bob Newhart). When Buddy discovers that he's actually a human ..read more »
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Talk To Her
Katerina Bilova: Nothing is simple. I'm a ballet mistress, and nothing is simple.
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Talk To Her
on DVD
(2002)
Starring: Rosario Flores, Elena Anaya, Geraldine Chaplin
Director: Pedro Almodovar
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Following the success of his 1999 film, ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER, Spanish director Pedro Almodovar presents TALK TO HER. Driven by similar themes of fate, destiny, magic, and chance happenings, TALK TO HER is the tale of two men whose lives intertwine unpredictably. Benigno (Javier Camara) is a ..read more »
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Shrek
Donkey: Hi, princess.
Princess Fiona: It talks.
Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
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Shrek
on DVD
(2001)
Starring: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz
Director: Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson
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Set in a strange, colourful land populated by fairy tale characters, SHREK is a hilarious comedy that will win over audiences of children and adults alike. Shrek (voiced by Mike Myers) is a fearsome green ogre living in isolation in his own cosy little swamp. He is not receptive to visitors, and ..read more »
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Shrek 2
Shrek: Donkey, think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you.
Donkey: Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Pinyata! Pinyata!" What the hell is a pinyata, anyway?
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Shrek 2
on DVD
(2004)
Starring: Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Antonio Banderas
Director: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon
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After returning from their honeymoon and showing "home movies" to their friends, Shrek and Fiona learn Fiona's parents have heard their daughter has married her true love and wish to meet the husband and invite him to their kingdom, called Far Far Away. The catch? Fiona's parents are unaware of the ..read more »
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The Aristocats
Marie: Ladies don't start fights, but they can finish them!
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The Aristocats
on DVD
(1970)
Starring: Phil Harris, Eva Gabor, Stirling Holloway
Director: Wolfgang Reitherman
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Duchess and her three kittens are enjoying the high life with their devoted human mistress until the wicked butler Edgar, with his eyes on a big inheritance, decides to dope them and get them out of the picture. How can these fragile creatures cope in the unfamiliar countryside and the meaner ..read more »
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from 11,123 members
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