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Highlander 2

Oh hang on... They're not immortal... No they're Aliens... And this ones in the future... And the prize was something else. And we'll halve the effects budget. And up the slapstick. that alright with you?

Star Wars: Episode 2 - Attack Of The Clones

You thought the first one sucked except for Darth Maul and Liam Neeson? You're in for a treat here. We've got a gumshoe plot, a fake 50's diner and a sequence like something out of a cartoon video game in a robot factory that makes no sense.

The Matrix Reloaded

Look up... See that high watermark? I know it's hard to make it out with this crap falling in your eyes. But it's a long way down from there huh?

Jeepers Creepers 2

For the first hour of the first movie we had you pinned right? I know it went a bit wobbly at the end but... Well, this wont stretch to a trilogy so we'll let you down right after the titles this time. That way you can go about your evening and you wont miss a thing.

S. Darko - A Donnie Darko Tale

It's been ten years and the kids are dying for a sequel to a film that killed the star off and ended where it started.

Book Of Shadows - Blair Witch 2

Can we swap documentary style scares for a disjointed Teen Slicing Haunted House Movie? Only if we have a nu metal soundtrack and hack out chunks of plot.

The Rage: Carrie 2

23 years in the making. Christ on a bike
  • The Rage: Carrie 2 on DVD (1999)
    Starring: Emily Bergl,  Dylan Bruno,  Jason London
    Director: Katt Shea
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    A surprisingly intelligent, entertaining sequel to the original Stephen King-penned high school prom nightmare. Twenty-three years later, Carrie's telekinetic half-sister Rachel (Bergl) is facing many of the same social hurdles as Carrie. When her best friend (Suvari), a fellow misfit, commits ..read more »
    Rate this: 2.5 stars out of 5 54% from 934 members

Crow 2, The - City Of Angels

If there's no book to base it on we can't throw it away can we? A soundtrack album looking for a movie

Exorcist 2 - The Heretic

The trouble with the first one was it made sense. There was no psychedelic jump cutting. Oh and it was scary. We'll soon take care of that.

Hellboy 2 - The Golden Army

Well, there was too much mood and style in the first one. It was crafted and plotted smoothly. And there wasn't enough James Bond style globetrotting. And we can swap that excellent clockwork Nazi for people with Churches on their heads. Owzat!




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