Avoid at all costs, scaping the barrel bottom! (14 titles)
Films which are either so bad the directors should never be allowed on a film set again or leave a cold empty feeling of having irretrievably just lost 2 - 3 hours of your life, never to have it returned. Totally crap films (my opinion only!!).
80% from 2 members
Titanic
This film insults the memory of a number of brave men,distorts history and for £250M can't even get Port and Starboard right way round!!!
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Titanic
on DVD
(1997)
Starring: Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Billy Zane
Director: James Cameron
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TITANIC, James Cameron's blockbuster, stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet as young lovers aboard the ill-fated voyage. A mysterious nude sketch found in the wreckage of the Titanic leads to the tale of its subject, the now-elderly Rose DeWitt Bukater (Winslet). As her story begins, Rose is 17 ..read more »
61%
from 41,402 members
Pearl Harbor
Qutie honestly one of the worst - if not THE worst film ever made. Shows you how the Americans won the Battle of Britain!!!
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Pearl Harbor
on DVD
(2001)
Starring: Ben Affleck, Kate Beckinsale, Jon Voight
Director: Michael Bay
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Director Michael Bay (ARMAGEDDON, THE ROCK) uses a tragic romantic triangle to set the stage for the infamous Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in this epic tale of love, loss, and patriotism. When Evelyn (Kate Beckinsale), a beautiful Navy nurse, meets dashing ace Army fighter pilot Rafe (Ben ..read more »
60%
from 9,024 members
Train To Hell
Hugh Grant must have had a tax bill to pay. The word Crass was invented to describe this film.
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Train To Hell
on DVD
(1993)
Starring: Hugh Grant, Malcolm McDowell, Tahnee Welch
Director: Carlo U. Quinterio
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Fresh from completing a book investigating far-right extremism, Martin (Hugh Grant) finds himself falling in love on the Orient Express. But his trip on the European luxury train takes a sinister twist with an unexpected encounter with a bunch of neo-Nazi skinheads led by Malcolm McDowell. Frantic ..read more »
29%
from 156 members
War Of The Worlds
Eh? What? A "re-telling" of the story is it? The Scientoligist and the Indiana Jones man cock up a British classic. Listen to Orson Welles or Jeff Wayne instead.
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War Of The Worlds
on DVD
(2005)
Starring: Tom Cruise, Justin Chatwin, Dakota Fanning
Director: Steven Spielberg
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While Martian war machines appear across the globe, the horror of the assault is depicted through the eyes of one American family who refuse to give up the fight for survival. Steven Spielberg retells H. G. Wells' seminal science fiction classic.
60%
from 93,311 members
Little Man
Neaderthal humour that even someone with half a brain cell should reject as unacceptable garbage. The producers of this pile of toss should be ashamed of themselves. Not clever and most definitely NOT FUNNY.
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Little Man
on DVD
(2006)
Starring: Marlon Wayans, Linden Porco, Gabriel Pimental
Director: Keenen Ivory Wayans
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Calvin (Marlon Wayans)is a diminutive and unquestionably weird-looking jewel thief who poses as a toddler in order to retrieve a diamond he hid with the childless-but-trying couple Daryl and Vanessa (played by Shawn Wayans and Kerry Washington). Hilarity ensues as the movie runs wild with a slew of ..read more »
58%
from 8,208 members
The Passion Of The Christ
This is a religious film in the same way that Bin Laden videos are news broadcasts! A gorefest for religious fundamentalists and horror freaks of all kinds. That is NOT a recommendation!
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The Passion Of The Christ
on DVD
(2004)
Starring: Jim Caviezel, Maja Morgenstern, Monica Bellucci
Director: Mel Gibson
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THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST depicts the last 12 hours of the life of Jesus of Nazareth (Jim Caviezel), beginning with his betrayal by Judas Iscariot (Luca Lionello) and ending with his crucifixion and subsequent resurrection. Directed by Mel Gibson (BRAVEHEART)--who funded the film himself and co-..read more »
58%
from 29,814 members
Catwoman
Even a leather-clad Halle Berry can't save this load of old bollocks
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Catwoman
on DVD
(2004)
Starring: Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Benjamin Bratt
Director: Pitof
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Patience Philips is a shy, reserved young woman who wants to be an artist but instead is a designer for an advertising company. She is mousy and lacking in self-esteem even when she gets her big break to work on the launch of a major beauty product for her mean-spirited, ruthless boss. But a series ..read more »
44%
from 25,460 members
Superbad
The winner of the award for the "Film With The Most Self-descriptive Title". Total and utter crap.
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Superbad
on DVD
(2007)
Starring: Chelsey Dailey, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera
Director: Greg Mottola
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Two co-dependent high school seniors (Hill and Cera) are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.
69%
from 47,674 members
Shoot 'Em Up
Clive Owen - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!
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Shoot 'Em Up
on DVD
(2007)
Starring: Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti
Director: Michael Davis
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Shoot 'Em Up is a gritty, fast paced action thriller starring Clive Owen as Mr. Smith; a mysterious loner who teams up with an unlikely ally (Monica Bellucci) in order to protect a newborn baby from a determined hitman (Paul Giamatti) who hunts them throughout the bowels of the city.
58%
from 35,505 members
Around The World In 80 Days
Watch NIven (or even Palin) but give Coogan a miss! Also features Jackie Chan proving once again that he can't act for toffee.
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Around The World In 80 Days
on DVD
(2004)
Starring: Jackie Chan, Steve Coogan, Robert Fyfe
Director: Frank Coraci
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In this raucous Disney adaptation of Jules Verne's classic adventure novel AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS, Steve Coogan plays Phileas Fogg, a quirky inventor at the turn of the 20th century. After suffering rejection by England's Royal Academy of Science, Fogg strives to prove his scientific worth by ..read more »
55%
from 29,677 members
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80% from 2 members
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