Average rating: 1.41   28.2% from 29 members


Children Of Men

Complete tosh!
  • Children Of Men on DVD (2006)
    Starring: Clive Owen,  Julianne Moore,  Michael Caine
    Director: Alfonso Cuaron
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    In 2027, in a chaotic world in which man can no longer procreate, a former activist agrees to help transport a miraculously pregnant woman to a sanctuary at sea where her child's birth may help scientists save the future of mankind.
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 67% from 85,946 members

The Limey

Dull Dull Dull!
  • The Limey on DVD (1999)
    Starring: Terence Stamp,  Peter Fonda,  Luis Guzman
    Director: Steven Soderbergh
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    With THE LIMEY, director Steven Soderbergh has crafted a stylish revenge thriller that also contains a refreshing sense of humor. Wilson (Terence Stamp), a tough English ex-con, travels to Los Angeles to avenge his daughter's death, which he is convinced was not accidental. After meeting Ed (Luis ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 60% from 2,397 members

Saxon

Disappointing with a cheap budget and a rubbish script
  • Saxon on DVD (2007)
    Starring: Sean Harris,  Sarah Matravers,  Michelle Connolly
    Director: Greg Loftin
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    London, the present. Soon after leaving prison, Eddie has his eye cut out by a loan shark chasing an old debt. Eddie's other eye will only be spared upon repayment. Desperate for cash, Eddie phones Linda, a childhood sweetheart. She lives in Saxon - a ghost-town of grim flats run by a corrupt ..read more »
    Rate this: 2 stars out of 5 44% from 172 members

The Ice Harvest

Very slow and dull...

Nacho Libre

A fatty in tights - not funny at all.
  • Nacho Libre on DVD (2006)
    Starring: Ana Dela Reguera,  Jack Black,  Hector Jiminez
    Director: Jared Hess
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    Celebrating the triumphs and tribulations of the lovable loser is no easy thing, but filmmaker Jared Hess seems to thrive in this specific cinematic exercise. Working fresh off the success of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, Hess finds a similarly endearing hero-without-a-clue in Ignacio, played by Jack Black (..read more »
    Rate this: 2.5 stars out of 5 53% from 28,796 members

Burnt By The Sun

Just plain boring.

Dangerous Parking

Takes the F*** word to extremes and watching paint dry would be more entertaining!
  • Dangerous Parking on DVD (2008)
    Starring: Peter Howitt,  Saffron Burrows,  Sean Pertwee
    Director: Peter Howitt
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    Noah Arkwright, a successful, hard living and indulgent independent British film director, finally decides to try and defeat the many addictions that are destroying him, his career and the people who care for him. But Mother Nature has other tests of strength and character in store for him.
    Rate this: 2.5 stars out of 5 54% from 660 members

Black Dahlia

Amateur rubbish zzzzzz.

Shoot 'Em Up

A film for Morons!!
  • Shoot 'Em Up on DVD (2007)
    Starring: Clive Owen,  Monica Bellucci,  Paul Giamatti
    Director: Michael Davis
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    Shoot 'Em Up is a gritty, fast paced action thriller starring Clive Owen as Mr. Smith; a mysterious loner who teams up with an unlikely ally (Monica Bellucci) in order to protect a newborn baby from a determined hitman (Paul Giamatti) who hunts them throughout the bowels of the city.
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 58% from 35,615 members

The Number 23

Cant say anything positive about this boring and dull film - best bit is the end !




Average rating for this collection: Average rating: 1.41   28.2% from 29 members

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