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Children Of Men

Complete tosh!
  • Children Of Men on DVD (2006)
    Starring: Charlie Hunnam,  Chiwetel Ejiofor,  Clive Owen
    Director: Alfonso Cuaron
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Futuristic sci-fi drama about a world in which humans have almost completely lost the ability to procreate and the search for any remaining specimen that can. It's the year 2027 and earth's youngest human being, at 18, has just died. Extinction seems a certainty, aided by the fact that wars are now ..read more »
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The Limey

Dull Dull Dull!
  • The Limey on DVD (1999)
    Starring: Peter Fonda,  Terence Stamp,  Barry Newman
    Director: Steven Soderbergh
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    The Limey follows Wilson a tough English ex-con who travels to Los Angeles to avenge his daughter's death. Upon arrival, Wilson goes to task battling Valentine and an army of L.A.'s toughest criminals, hoping to find clues and piece together what happened. After surviving a near-death beating, ..read more »
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Saxon

Disappointing with a cheap budget and a rubbish script
  • Saxon on DVD (2007)
    Starring: Michelle Connolly,  Shammi Aulakh,  Luing Andrews
    Director: Greg Loftin
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    An ex-con races against time to pay back his debts in this blackly comic crime thriller from director Greg Loftin. After leaving prison, Eddie (Sean Harris) loses an eye when it's extracted by the loan-shark he owes money to in lieu of payment. But with only half of the debt paid, Eddie has to find ..read more »
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The Ice Harvest

Very slow and dull...
  • The Ice Harvest on DVD (2005)
    Starring: John Cusack,  Billy Bob Thornton,  Connie Nielsen
    Director: Harlod Ramis
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    In icebound Wichita, Kansas, it's Christmas Eve, and this year Charlie Arglist (John Cusack) just might have something to celebrate. Charlie, an attorney for the sleazy businesses of Wichita, and his unsavory associate, the steely Vic Cavanaugh (Billy Bob Thornton) have just successfully embezzled $..read more »
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Nacho Libre

A fatty in tights - not funny at all.
  • Nacho Libre on DVD (2006)
    Starring: Jack Black,  Peter Stormare,  Ana Dela Reguera
    Director: Jared Hess
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    Comedy starring Jack Black. Nacho (Black) is a man without skills. After being raised in a Mexican monastery, he is now a grown man and the monastery's cook, but doesn't seem to fit in. Nacho cares deeply for the orphans he feeds, but his food is terrible. He realises he must hatch a plan to make ..read more »
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Burnt By The Sun

Just plain boring.
  • Burnt By The Sun on DVD (1994)
    Starring: Oleg Menchikov,  Ingeborga Dapkunaite,  Nikita Mikhalkov
    Director: Nikita Mikhalkov
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Stalinist Russia, circa 1930, is recreated in this Russian-French film that focuses on a small, elite gathering of family and friends who appreciate the idealism of Stalin's visions because they do not have to experience its darker side of gulags and purges. The story focuses upon a single day in ..read more »
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Dangerous Parking

Takes the F*** word to extremes and watching paint dry would be more entertaining!
  • Dangerous Parking on DVD (2007)
    Starring: Peter Howitt,  Saffron Burrows,  Sean Pertwee
    Director: Peter Howitt
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    Noah Arkwright, a successful, hard living and indulgent independent British film director, finally decides to try and defeat the many addictions that are destroying him, his career and the people who care for him. But Mother Nature has other tests of strength and character in store for him.
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Black Dahlia

Amateur rubbish zzzzzz.
  • Black Dahlia on DVD (2006)
    Starring: Elissa Dowling,  Danielle Petty,  Ross Atwater
    Director: Ulli Lommel
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    Horror master Ulli Lommel is back with a terrifying tale of a copycat killer on the loose in Los Angeles. A young rookie cop and his team discover dismembered female bodies in L.A. similar to the famous Black Dahlia cold case from 1947. A serial killer seems to be copying the brutal massacre of ..read more »
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Shoot 'Em Up

A film for Morons!!

The Number 23

Cant say anything positive about this boring and dull film - best bit is the end !



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