If you value your sanity avoid these films (5 titles)
Films that make you lose your faith in film
54.6% from 13 members
Johnny Mnemonic
Hmm Johnny Mnemonic. Perhaps it stands for "Mankind Never Envisaged More Odious, Noxious, Insipid Crap"
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Johnny Mnemonic
on DVD
(1995)
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Dolph Lundgren, Ice-T
Director: Robert Longo
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Loosely based on a story by cyber-pioneer William Gibson, this futuristic thriller centres on a the title character played by Keanu Reeves, a courier who uploads vital data straight into his hard-drive of a brain for storage and safe transport. Johnny has given up brainspace that his childhood ..read more »
55%
from 3,506 members
The Postman
Perhaps the only film I have ever felt physically unwell in the effort to get through it. Drivel
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The Postman
on DVD
(1997)
Starring: Kevin Costner, Will Patton, Olivia Williams
Director: Kevin Costner
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In a post-apocalyptic, totally anarchic America, circa 2013, a defector from the ranks of murderous despot General Bethlehem masquerades as a representative of the good old U.S. Postal Service. But his ruse so delights the weary, oppressed people he meets that it indeed becomes real--and he finds ..read more »
60%
from 3,822 members
Immortal
Perhaps something is lost in translation or perhaps something is lost on the cutting room floor but in all honesty the real loser is the viewer. You never get the time back.
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Immortal
on DVD
(2004)
Starring: Linda Hardy, Thomas Kretschmann, Charlotte Rampling
Director: Enki Bilal
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New York 2095. In a strange pyramid floating in the sky, the gods of ancient Egypt are judging Horus. In the city, a young women with blue hair and tears is arrested, but she has a secret power, even to herself.
46%
from 6,738 members
Super Mario Bros. - The Movie
Put simply: the most ill conceived embarrassment of a film. Ever.
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Super Mario Bros. - The Movie
on DVD
(1993)
Starring: Bob Hoskins, Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo
Director: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton
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Buckle up and hang on tight-the discovery of a parallel universe launches you into the adventure of a lifetime! Mario and Luigi, two wacky plumbers, undertake a daring quest to save a princess in "Dinohattan"-a hidden world where the inhabitants evolved from dinosaurs! Mario (Bob Hoskins) and Luigi ..read more »
56%
from 1,518 member
Casino Royale
Several directors agree this film has no merit. And they're just the ones who abandoned the project. For shame Niven, for shame!
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Casino Royale
on DVD
(1967)
Starring: Peter Sellers, David Niven, Ursula Andress
Director: Val Guest, John Huston, Ken Hughes
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This swinging spoof of Ian Fleming's spy hero concerns an aging James Bond (David Niven), reluctantly dragged out of retirement to face down the evil crime clique called SMERSH. In order to confound the enemy, the Secret Service sends five other agents, also under the name "Bond," and all six ..read more »
51%
from 2,574 members
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