Films and games that idiots love (30 titles)

This is a list of movies and games that idiots love. Remember, just cause Heat magazine says its cool, doesn't mean that it is.

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Titanic

A very boring movie and you know how its going to end, so why did you watch it? Because of Leo and the huge budget you trendy idiots?

Titanic on DVD (1997)
Starring: Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Billy Zane
Director: James Cameron
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TITANIC, James Cameron's blockbuster, stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet as young lovers aboard the ill-fated voyage. A mysterious nude sketch found in the wreckage of the Titanic leads to the tale of its subject, the now-elderly Rose DeWitt Bukater (Winslet). As her story begins, Rose is 17 ..read more »

Rate this: 61% from 41,392 members

About Schmidt

Boring Boring Boring. It was so depressing, I wanted to kill myself, but luckily I got through it. Can I have that 2 hours of my life back please?

About Schmidt on DVD (2002)
Starring: Jack Nicholson, Hope Davis, Dermot Mulroney
Director: Alexander Payne
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In Alexander Payne's ABOUT SCHMIDT, Warren Schmidt (Jack Nicholson) is retiring from a long, dedicated tenure at Woodmen of the World Insurance Company. Though he is proud of this achievement, he finds some difficulty adjusting to life without work; and to make matters worse, his loving wife Helen (..read more »

Rate this: 57% from 21,653 members

Terminator 2 - Judgment Day

I used to love this film, but then again, I was 10 years old at the time. Its sad to see 40 year-olds rave about this kids action film.

Terminator 2 - Judgment Day on DVD (1991)
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Robert Patrick
Director: James Cameron
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A deadly shape-shifting assassin (Robert Patrick) is sent back in time to succeed where his cyborg predecessor failed--to eliminate Sarah Connor's son (Edward Furlong) before he gets a chance to make history, leading the humans in a war against the machines. The original cyborg (Arnold ..read more »

Rate this: 76% from 53,592 members

Nico - Above The Law

It could have been any Steven Seagal film really as they are all the same. I have never met anyone that admits to enjoying the crap he stars in.

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Nico - Above The Law on DVD (1988)
Starring: Steven Seagal, Pam Grier, Sharon Stone
Director: Andrew Davis
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When Chicago cop Nico Toscani (Steven Seagal) discovers that suspects apprehended in a drug bust are allowed to walk, he's not happy. Soon Nico himself is asked to turn in his badge. Although he's now off the force, no way is he out of the action. Seagal makes a smashing screen debut in this tale ..read more »

Rate this: 62% from 3,344 members

Stargate

What can I say, its just stupid. I'll never forgive my history teacher for making me watch this at the end of term.

Stargate on DVD (1994)
Starring: Kurt Russell, James Spader, Jaye Davidson
Director: Roland Emmerich
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In this visually creative space adventure from the team that would go on to give the world INDEPENDENCE DAY and GODZILLA, a timid, glasses-wearing Egyptologist (Spader) uncovers an ancient portal to another planet and is dispatched there forthwith--along with blundering, clodfooted government ..read more »

Rate this: 69% from 16,429 members

Striptease

An elderly Burt Reynolds :boak: Was this a comedy, or an erotic thriller? I didn't know back then, but I do know now that its just bad.

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Striptease on DVD (1996)
Starring: Armand Assante, Ving Rhames, Robert Patrick
Director: Andrew Bergman
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When a Miami mom loses her job as a secretary, her lowlife ex-husband is awarded custody of their young daughter. Taking a job as a stripper to raise enough money for a court appeal, she unwittingly attracts the obsessive and insistent attentions of a crazed, slavering U.S. Congressman. Adapted ..read more »

Rate this: 52% from 1,367 member

Hellraiser 3 - Hell On Earth

The first one was brilliant, the second one was very good, but the Americans ruined the 3rd. The cameraman cenobite just looks stupid. Its more of a cheesy action film, than a horror.

Hellraiser 3 - Hell On Earth on DVD (1992)
Starring: Terry Farrell, Paula Marshall, Kevin Bernhardt
Director: Anthony Hickox
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Get ready for the resurrection of Pinhead who wreaks more havoc on humankind along with a terrifying new batch of ghouls after a TV reporter investigates the horrific death of a teenager.

Rate this: 58% from 4,037 members

Rambo - III

Ha Ha Ha Sly helping out the Muhajdeen: 1fight the soviets 2oppress women and 3beat up men that don't have a long enough beard (they forgot to add no's 2 and 3 in the final version).

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Rambo - III on DVD (1988)
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Kurtwood Smith
Director: Peter MacDonald
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RAMBO III, which could be called "Rambo in Afghanistan," is set in 1988, near the end of the Soviet Union's involvement there. At the beginning of the film, John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) is living a secluded life in a Buddhist monastery in Thailand. When Rambo's close friend and mentor from the ..read more »

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Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story

I should have 'dodged' this movie. There are very few laughs in this movie, and none of them were exactly belly laughs. Vince is being his usual humourless self, and even the pirate didn't add comic relief.

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Dodgeball - A True Underdog Story on DVD (2004)
Starring: Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor, Ben Stiller
Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
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Peter La Fleur (Vince Vaughn) is an underachiever who owns a run-down gym which has a clientele to be ashamed of. It comes as no surprise when White Goodman (Ben Stiller) decides to take over the place and he sends in attorney Kate Veach (Christine Taylor) to finalise the deal. Unfortunately for ..read more »

Rate this: 65% from 66,795 members

Wedding Crashers

Yet another unfunny comedy.

Wedding Crashers on DVD (2005)
Starring: Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams
Director: David Dobkin
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John Beckwith and Jeremy Klein, a pair of committed womanizers who sneak into weddings to take advantage of the romantic tinge in the air, find themselves at odds with one another when John meets and falls for Claire Clearly.

Rate this: 64% from 87,413 members