Appalling and totally pointless remake; the exact same screenplay so you know exactly what's gonna happen, minus the great cast of the original: Absolute garbage !
The Omen
on DVD
(2006) Starring:Liev Schreiber, Julia Stiles, Mia Farrow Director:John Moore Certificate:
Liev Schreiber (EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED) plays Robert Thorn--a wealthy American official living in Rome--whose wife Kate (Julia Stiles, MONA LISA SMILE) has just lost her first child. At the behest of a strange priest, Robert substitutes an orphaned child for his own without Kate's knowledge, and ..read more »
Terrible and completely repellent film in which Neil LaBute's hatred of women makes you wanna puke, plus Nic Cage's worst ever performance and a screenplay so bad you know exactly what is gonna happen half an hour before it actually does. Worst than a torture session in a hostel in Bratislava !
The Wicker Man
on DVD
(2006) Starring:Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Molly Parker Director:Neil LaBute Certificate: Watch now: £2.49
Neil LaBute's THE WICKER MAN stars Nicholas Cage as Edward Malus, a policeman thrust into some dangerous detective work by a series of strange events that begin with a horrific car crash. This incident leaves the cop haunted, with images of the accident replaying in his heavily medicated mind. ..read more »
Retarded piece of junk designed exclusively to brainwash people into believing the rubbish about the "War On Terror" (aka War For Oil ). The generals of the American Army caring about "collateral damage"? Give me a break !
Stealth
on DVD
(2005) Starring:Joshua Lucas, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx Director:Rob Cohen Certificate:
This high-action flight movie centres on a team of three sexy stealth bomber pilots who are forced to fly with EDI (Extreme Deep Invader), a computer-manned prototype plane that specialises in extra-precision bombing. The brainchild of a Bill Gates-esque wunderkind (Richard Roxburgh), EDI has the ..read more »
Absolutely nothing happens in this "film", other than a cast of good looking people talking about rubbish: it's like a car add: designed to make people feel good by what they look at, even though the movie itself could have been written by someone in a coma, but waaay more boring than any add ever made. I would rather have my leg amputated without anesthetics than watching this again: Atrociously BAD !!
Ocean's Eleven
on DVD
(2001) Starring:George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts Director:Steven Soderbergh Certificate:
On his release from prison Danny Ocean plans robberies of the three biggest casinos in Las Vegas, the owner of which just happens to be the new love-interest of Danny's ex-wife...
Even worse than the original: the same trash only just plainly retarded, with Julia Roberts playing someone who herself plays (guess who?) Julia Roberts !. No need to say anything else if you have a single working neuron (which I hope you do!)...