Average rating: 4.25   85% from 8 members


Dreamcatcher

Big budget dogs dinner of a movie about a retard, aliens that pop out of the anus, erm, some fungus and Morgan Freeman's eyebrows. I guarantee that if you ask Tom Sizemore of which film he is more ashamed, Dreamcatcher or his low budget homemade adult movie, this would win. Hands down.
  • Dreamcatcher on DVD (2003)
    Starring: Morgan Freeman,  Thomas Jane,  Jason Lee
    Director: Lawrence Kasdan
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Based on the novel by Stephen King, Lawrence Kasdan's DREAMCATCHER follows four friends who receive psychic powers as children when they aid and befriend a mentally retarded boy named Duddits. As adults, Jonesy (Damian Lewis), Henry (Thomas Jane), Beaver (Jason Lee), and Pete (Timothy Olyphant), ..read more »
    Rate this: 2.5 stars out of 5 54% from 11,037 members

Shark Attack 3

Sadly, I love this movie and have seen it approx 10 times. For those who think that John Barrowman simply appeared from nowhere, fashioned from some tinsel and crepe paper, you are dead wrong. Check out his AWESOME Tom Cruise impression and also 'The Line'. Stellar support from a cast of Eastern Europeans and jaw dropping special effects round off this s*itfest nicely.

A Sound Of Thunder

Ben Kingsley's wig. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Half ape half dinosaur creatures. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That distressingly ugly bird with the HUGE chin from Hex or something. Shudder.

The Butterfly Effect

In this film, Ashton Kutcher can travel back in time with his diary. In the process he loses his arms, which is a moment of unparalleled comedy genius. Well I thought it was supposed to be funny.

Jaws 4 - The Revenge

A shark? A shark with a vindictive streak? A shark with a vindictive streak that can jump? A shark with a vindictive streak that can jump and roars? Yes, yes, yes and yes again. What else? Lorraine Gary's hair? Michael Caine? Michael Caine was in a film about killer bees, you know. He was too.

Raptor

Did you know that Julia Roberts has a brother who has been in more s*it films that she has? No way! He's in this film. There is also a seven minute sex scene comprising entirely of a loop of 3 shots - POV woman arches in ecstacy, POV man fondles her horrifc fake t*ts, followed by a kiss. Repeat. There is also a really terrifying dinosaur on the loose.
  • Raptor on DVD (2001)
    Starring: Eric Roberts,  Corbin Bernsen,  Melissa Brasselle
    Director: Jim Wynorski
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    An unknown creature is on the loose in a small town and seems to be responsible for the gruesome and mysterious deaths that have been occurring. This causes the local sheriff and an animal control officer to begin their hunt for the animal responsible for it all. Much to their shock and surprise, ..read more »
    Rate this: 2 stars out of 5 34% from 179 members

Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction

A film so bad that Michael Douglas baulked. Look, it's simple. Sharon Stone was hot when she was younger. Now she's old. Worth watching for Stan Collymore's acting debut, playing a footballer who beats his girlfriends up. Sorry? That actually happened? Blimey.

Transmorphers

Transmorphers.....trans-morphers.....trans? Wait a minute. This sounds familiar. OK, a couple of quick points. Firstly, this film is so bad that they could not find one quote to put on the box. So, they simply made their own quote up. And also, this £2.97 DVD comes with 5.1 sound and a couple of making of documentaries. WTF? Does anyone care enough? I've made a documentary about the making of last nights dinner. Interested?
  • Transmorphers on DVD
    Starring: Amy Weber,  Eliza Swenson,  Matthew Wolf
    Director: Leigh Scott
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    A race of alien robots has conquered the Earth and forced humanity underground. After three hundred years of domination, a small group of humans develop a plan to defeat the mechanical invaders in the ultimate battle between man and machine.
    Rate this: 2 stars out of 5 35% from 109 members

Back In Business

Steve Owen from Eastenders. Gordon Brittas. That bird from Hollyoaks. Drop everything and watch this now. Or don't. In fact, this film makes me envy Helen Keller.
  • Back In Business on DVD (2007)
    Starring: Martin Kemp,  Chris Barrie,  Stefan Booth
    Director: Chris Munro
    Certificate: Certificate: PG
    The space race has been dominated by two rival superpowers, but just when they thought they were alone, a new force has arrived. Britain has developed an amazing space exploration buggy that might solve the planets energy problems. But will Britain's greatest achievemnet become one conman's finest ..read more »
    Rate this: 2.5 stars out of 5 47% from 1,411 member

Norbit

Eddie Murphy dons a fat woman suit. No, no, wait for the rest of the gag, side splitting though it is. So, Eddie Murphy puts on a fat woman suit and....oh, that's about it. Some fart gags to pad this one out , I assume




Average rating for this collection: Average rating: 4.25   85% from 8 members

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