Average rating: 1.62   32.4% from 25 members


The Goonies

Screaming kids, enough said.
  • The Goonies on DVD (1985)
    Starring: Sean Astin,  Josh Brolin,  Corey Feldman
    Director: Richard Donner
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    A thrill-a-minute adventure film. When brothers Mikey (Sean Astin) and Brand (Josh Brolin) learn that greedy developers are forcing their family to move, they and their friends decide to have one last, precious adventure together. With the help of a treasure map they've found in the attic, the ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 74% from 32,106 members

King Kong

Poor acting and you didn't care about the characters or the ape. Another remake of a classic original that should have been left well alone.
  • King Kong on DVD (2005)
    Starring: Naomi Watts,  Adrien Brody,  Jack Black
    Director: Peter Jackson
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    It is 1933, and vaudeville actress Ann Darrow (Oscar nominee Naomi Watts) has found herself - like so many other New Yorkers during the Great Depression - without the means to earn a living. Unwilling to compromise and allow herself to sink into a career in burlesque, she considers her limited ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 63% from 80,319 members

Pearl Harbor

Another in a line of bad Ben Affleck flicks. Very loosely based around the bombing of Pearl Harbor...very loosely indeed.
  • Pearl Harbor on DVD (2001)
    Starring: Ben Affleck,  Kate Beckinsale,  Jon Voight
    Director: Michael Bay
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    Director Michael Bay (ARMAGEDDON, THE ROCK) uses a tragic romantic triangle to set the stage for the infamous Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor in this epic tale of love, loss, and patriotism. When Evelyn (Kate Beckinsale), a beautiful Navy nurse, meets dashing ace Army fighter pilot Rafe (Ben ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 60% from 8,990 members

Face/Off

One guy borrows the face of another guy and takes over his identity for no good deads. Yeh, right.
  • Face/Off on DVD (1997)
    Starring: John Travolta,  Nicolas Cage,  Joan Allen
    Director: John Woo
    Certificate: Certificate: 18
    The ordeal of super-heroic, singularly dedicated FBI agent Sean Archer (John Travolta – BLOW OUT, SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER) is only beginning after finally capturing his arch nemesis, Castor Troy (Nicolas Cage – WILD AT HEART, NATIONAL TREASURE), an elusive, maniacal terrorist who claimed the life of ..read more »
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 69% from 26,498 members

The Italian Job

Please, please why mess around and set it in the US and add all American characters. I ask you !! At least they left the mini's alone.
  • The Italian Job on DVD (2003)
    Starring: Mark Wahlberg,  Charlize Theron,  Edward Norton
    Director: F. Gary Gray
    Certificate: Certificate: 12
    Watch now: £2.49
    In this wholly refreshing remake of the 1969 crime classic starring Michael Caine and Noel Coward, Mark Wahlberg stars as Charlie Croker, a smooth thief who orchestrates a flawless heist in Venice with the help of his mentor, safecracker John Bridger (Donald Sutherland). Together with his cronies--..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 62% from 37,894 members

Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves

Where do you start with this beauty ? Kevin Costner can't do an English accent, and even the REAL English (bit parts I might add) have some of the worse forced accents imaginable. Do Americans really think we all sound like Werzle Gummage ?
  • Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves on DVD (1991)
    Starring: Kevin Costner,  Morgan Freeman,  Christian Slater
    Director: Kevin Reynolds
    Certificate: Certificate: PG
    Robin of Locksley escapes death in a foreign land. Returning home to England with a Moor named Azeem he discovers that his father has been killed by the Sheriff of Nottingham who has seized power in the King's absence. Now Robin must become a fugitive and fight for retribution.
    Rate this: 3.5 stars out of 5 68% from 18,677 members

The Postman

Ding dong. Who's that at the door ? It's Mr Coster no less. Who cares ?
  • The Postman on DVD (1997)
    Starring: Kevin Costner,  Will Patton,  Olivia Williams
    Director: Kevin Costner
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    In a post-apocalyptic, totally anarchic America, circa 2013, a defector from the ranks of murderous despot General Bethlehem masquerades as a representative of the good old U.S. Postal Service. But his ruse so delights the weary, oppressed people he meets that it indeed becomes real--and he finds ..read more »
    Rate this: 3 stars out of 5 60% from 3,810 members

Waterworld

Ah. Kevin again. Good idea for a film, what with global warming and everything, but the plot was...well there was no plot really. Just peppered with more bad acting by Costner and Co.

The Wicker Man

Another remake. The original was bad enough.
  • The Wicker Man on DVD (2006)
    Starring: Nicolas Cage,  Ellen Burstyn,  Molly Parker
    Director: Neil LaBute
    Certificate: Certificate: 15
    Watch now: £2.49
    Neil LaBute's THE WICKER MAN stars Nicholas Cage as Edward Malus, a policeman thrust into some dangerous detective work by a series of strange events that begin with a horrific car crash. This incident leaves the cop haunted, with images of the accident replaying in his heavily medicated mind. ..read more »
    Rate this: 2.5 stars out of 5 47% from 25,347 members

Jaws 4 - The Revenge

The same as Jaws 1, Jaws 2 and Jaws 3. Plastic shark eats anyone (and any thing) stupid enough to go swimming after being warned time and time again. Like "The Revenge" of a bad curry (repeat after me..burp !!)




Average rating for this collection: Average rating: 1.62   32.4% from 25 members

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