Films you must die before you see (5 titles)
Some exceptional movies are so bad that they simply have nothing redeeming about them at all. Here are a few of those all time top worst movies.
80% from 1 member
House Of The Dead
Uwe Boll sets a new bar for game to movie adaptations. The lower bar that is.
Including ACTUAL footage from the game!
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House Of The Dead
on DVD
(2003)
Starring: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard
Director: Uwe Boll
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Uwe Boll's HOUSE OF THE DEAD, based on a video game, manages to capture the goofy, giddy flavour of the drive-in features and Saturday morning cartoons of the 1970s. The story involves a sextet of attractive, romantically entangled Seattle hipsters who hire a boat manned by a salty sea captain (..read more »
37%
from 5,739 members
Ring Of Darkness
A group of vampires want to initiate a new member but he decides he's not so keen on the idea.
Oh did I say group? Sorry, I mean boy-band. No, seriously.
Just awful.
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Ring Of Darkness
on DVD
(2004)
Starring: Adrienne Barbeau, Colin Bain, Greg Cipes
Director: David DeCoteau, David Decoteau
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The lead singer from a boy band mysteriously disappears and the media say he could not handle the fame. What really happened was that the other members of the band killed him and they are really the 'undead'. A new member is appointed but first has to be initiated - but decides that he would rather ..read more »
33%
from 128 members
Monsturd
With a title like that it could have been oh so good, a b-movie gem, a Troma-from-another-mother. But then you realise that's not the title - that's the description.
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Monsturd
on DVD
(2003)
Starring: Brad Dosland, Paul Weiner, Beth West
Director: Rick Popko, Dan West
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With a title like MONSTURD, you know that if you're looking for gross, gory, monster horror mixed with humour, you've come to the right place. You'll be flushed with anticipation as you watch the story of Jack Schmitt, an escaped serial killer who, after he is killed in the city's sewage plant, ..read more »
32%
from 63 members
Catwoman
Why Berrie didn't slap his agent when he handed her this script I'll never understand. A painful mix of terrible acting, worse directing, and even worse CG.
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Catwoman
on DVD
(2004)
Starring: Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Benjamin Bratt
Director: Pitof
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Patience Philips is a shy, reserved young woman who wants to be an artist but instead is a designer for an advertising company. She is mousy and lacking in self-esteem even when she gets her big break to work on the launch of a major beauty product for her mean-spirited, ruthless boss. But a series ..read more »
44%
from 25,452 members
Going Overboard
I love Adam Sandler but this...this is just terrible. I simply cannot make myself watch the whole thing. I've tried! Really I have!
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Going Overboard
on DVD
(1989)
Starring: Adam Sandler, Billy Bob Thornton, Burt Young
Director: Valerie Breiman
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A waiter working on a cruise liner dreams of becoming the ship's comedian and thus receiving more attention from the fairer sex. When the ship's current comedian is lost presumed drowned he grasps the opportunity...
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