Uwe Boll sets a new bar for game to movie adaptations. The lower bar that is.
Including ACTUAL footage from the game!
House Of The Dead
(2003) Starring:Ellie Cornell, Jonathan Cherry, Ona Grauer Director:Uwe Boll Certificate: Watch now: Unavailable
Violent horror, as a party of teenagers arrive on a deserted island for a rave, not heeding the warnings about the ancient curse that hangs over the benighted 'isle of the dead'. As the zombies start to rise, the teenagers are picked off one by one in an orgy of zombie mayhem, their only hope an ..read more »
With a title like that it could have been oh so good, a b-movie gem, a Troma-from-another-mother. But then you realise that's not the title - that's the description.
Monsturd(2003) Starring:Dan Burr, Brad Dosland, Dan West Director:Dan West, Rick Popko Certificate:
Tongue-in-cheek low-budget horror. Deranged serial killer Jack Schmidt (Brad Dosland) is cornered by the police at an old sewer complex and shot. Falling into the sewer, where an unscrupulous chemical company has been dumping toxic waste, Jack is transformed into the repulsive excremental creature ..read more »
Why Berrie didn't slap his agent when he handed her this script I'll never understand. A painful mix of terrible acting, worse directing, and even worse CG.
Catwoman(2004) Starring:Frances Conroy, Sharon Stone, Lambert Wilson Director:Pitof Certificate: Watch now: Unavailable
Glossy, big-budget live action film based on the D.C. comic character created by Bob Kane. Halle Berry stars as Patience Phillips, a talented but excrutiatingly shy graphic artist who, in a mysterious twist of fate, transforms into a woman with the stealth, power and incredible heightened senses of ..read more »
I love Adam Sandler but this...this is just terrible. I simply cannot make myself watch the whole thing. I've tried! Really I have!
(1989) Starring:Billy Zane, Tom Hodges, Burt Young Director:Valerie Breiman Certificate:
Comedy starring Adam Sandler as Shecky Moscowitz, a waiter on a cruise liner who dreams of becoming the ship's comedian. When the liner's current comedian, Dickie Diamond (Scott LaRose), finds himself locked in the bathroom and the ship requires a new comedy act, Shecky is finally given his big ..read more »
Generally recognised as one of the worst zombie films ever made, and that's a genre with a lot of awful films already! Riddled with goofs, bad acting, and green zombies.
(1981) Starring:Howard Vernon, Anthony Mayans, Bruce Altman Director:J.A. Lazer Certificate:
In a small lakeside town in the French countryside, young women are disappearing without a trace. A Parisian reporter begins to uncover the deadly secrets of the 'lake of ghosts' and the dead, green Nazis who are aroused to action.