Avoid like the plague. As per virtually anything from the Scary Movie team this is reprehensibly unfunny. Do yourself a favour and just watch Airplane again instead (See my Comedy Gold list)
Epic Movie
on DVD
(2007) Starring:Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge Director:Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Certificate:
The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in Epic Movie. The story centres on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the ..read more »
Possibly (Considering, cast, budget, expectation) the worst comedy of all time. Painfully unfunny, try licking a rusty doorknob for an hour and half for more satisfaction than watching this drivel.
Bewitched
on DVD
(2005) Starring:Nicole Kidman, Will Ferrell, Shirley MacLaine Director:Nora Ephron Certificate:
Director Nora Ephron (Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail) breathes new life into the classic television show BEWITCHED in this romantic comedy of the same name. Movie star Jack Wyatt (Will Ferrell) had it all until he made a few bad films and his wife left him. Now, the washed up star is slated ..read more »
Little Man
on DVD
(2006) Starring:Marlon Wayans, Linden Porco, Gabriel Pimental Director:Keenen Ivory Wayans Certificate:
Calvin (Marlon Wayans)is a diminutive and unquestionably weird-looking jewel thief who poses as a toddler in order to retrieve a diamond he hid with the childless-but-trying couple Daryl and Vanessa (played by Shawn Wayans and Kerry Washington). Hilarity ensues as the movie runs wild with a slew of ..read more »
Steve Carrell - Why, why why why why oh Why. You are a funny man and what did the script ask you to do, gurn and do that stupid dance. This was a great idea ruined in I imagine a series of test screened amends after commenst from some very stupid people.
Evan Almighty
on DVD
(2007) Starring:Steve Carell, Lauren Graham, Jimmy Bennett Director:Tom Shadyac Certificate:
Steve Carell (The 40-Year-Old Virgin), reprising his role as the polished, preening newscaster Evan Baxter of Bruce Almighty, is the next one anointed by God to accomplish a holy mission in the hilarious new comedy Evan Almighty. Blockbuster comedy director Tom Shadyac (The Nutty Professor, Liar ..read more »
Here's an idea. Why don't we try and remake a modern twist on one of the greatest films of all time 'It's a Wonderful Life' but make it so unbearably unwatchable it made me weep with pity.
Click
on DVD
(2006) Starring:Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken Director:Frank Coraci Certificate:
Directed by Frank Coraci (THE WEDDING SINGER, THE WATERBOY), CLICK is about more than how much fun it would be to fast-forward through all of the boring and unpleasant parts of life. Instead, it reinforces the importance of making time for the most important things in life, with family at the top ..read more »
You coud chart the downfall of Harry Enfield's TV career to this one moment. An appalling dog of a movie. Not just hard to watch, it's actually hateful. The sort of film where you wish everyone involved never works in the industry again.
Kevin And Perry Go Large
on DVD
(2000) Starring:Harry Enfield, Kathy Burke, Rhys Ifans Director:Ed Bye Certificate:
This wild and ridiculous comedy follows horny teenagers Kevin (Harry Enfield) and Perry (Kathy Burke) as they journey to Ibiza with hopes of losing their virginity and becoming DJ superstars. Will the dim duo get to hang with their idol, Eyeball Paul (Rhys Ifans), and bed some babes
Date Movie
on DVD
(2006) Starring:Alyson Hannigan, Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard Director:Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Certificate:
This send-up of romantic comedies is directed by SCARY MOVIE screenwriters Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, and features the comedic talents of Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard, and BUFFY's Allyson Hannigan.
Owen Wilson. Normally I hate everything he is in as he plays the same irritating West Coast surfer drooling mystic bore and to be honest the whole of Comedy Toilet could be infested with Owen Wilson's movie stools. However in this departure he plays an irritating West Coast surfer drooling mystic bore in a stetson. Throw in some half hearted Martial Arts and a desperate Chan and you have a boring unfunny mess.
Shanghai Knights
on DVD
(2003) Starring:Jackie Chan, Owen Wilson, Fann Wong Director:David Dobkin Certificate:
In this entertaining sequel to SHANGHAI NOON, Chon Wang (Jackie Chan) and Roy O'Bannon (Owen Wilson) are reunited on an adventure that leads them from their home in the USA to England. Upon hearing of his father's murder in China at the hands of the English Lord Rathbone (Aidan Gillen), Wang leaves ..read more »
Twins
on DVD
(1988) Starring:Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chloe Webb, Danny De Vito Director:Ivan Reitman Certificate:
Twin brothers--hardly identical--are separated at birth. As the result of a genetic experiment gone awry, the brothers could not be more different, both physically and emotionally. Raised in a sheltered environment away on a desert island, giant Julius (Arnold Schwarzenegger) has developed into a ..read more »
Oh my. Steve Martin, once fabulous in The Jerk, Planes, trains etc now working on destroying great comic creations, first Bilko, then this. Not even so bad it's good. All copies should be systematically destroyed.
The Pink Panther
on DVD
(2006) Starring:Steve Martin, Beyonce Knowles, Jean Reno Director:Shawn Levy Certificate:
Steve Martin reinvents the character of Inspector Clouseau, the hapless, bungling detective with the overwrought French accent and metaphorically huge head. With his black beret and Pepe LaPew moustache, the policeman is called on to solve a high-profile crime, making a series of hilariously clumsy ..read more »