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A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints

Rated - 3.5 stars

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints

Dito Montiel grew up to be a model for Versace and Calvin Klein. His punk band, Gutterboy, were signed to Geffen Records for a million dollars (though you could be forgiven for never having heard of them.) He was befriended by Beat poet Allen Ginsberg and even enjoyed 15 New York minutes in Warhol's Factory.

None of this colourful material makes it into Montiel's movie of his autobiographical memoir, a recollection of adolescent misadventures in Queens, New York, in the mid-1980s, framed by Dito's delayed return to the old neighbourhood to visit his ailing father.

True story or no, it's a familiar tale of a sensitive kid with an insensitive dad who doesn't exactly hide his preference for his son's knucklehead mates. Over the long hot summer of '86 young Dito (Shia LaBoeuf) comes to realise he's got to put his family and friends behind him or stay rooted to the spot forever. There have been versions of this story in every city in the world - Nick Love made Southeast London's version, Goodbye Charlie Bright - but there are strong local echoes here from Mean Streets and Saturday Night Fever, to name just two.

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints

What sets A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints apart is the mixed emotions occasioned by the contemporary story. Dito (played as an older man with palpable - and appropriate - discomfort by Robert Downey Jr) knows he did the right thing by leaving, but he still feels pangs of nostalgia and regret as he returns to his old stomping ground and guilt too, for turning his back on the old man (Chazz Palminteri). Spying his old girlfriend Laurie (a lovely, subtle performance from Rosario Dawson) in the very same corner window he knew her from 15 years before, he has to wonder what might have been.

Montiel's life may not be unique exactly, but he's a natural director. Indeed, he won the directing prize at Sundance last year, where the film also picked up a special jury prize. This is the debut of someone who loves movies, but hasn't had his wayward ideas beaten out of him by film school or apprenticeship in television. It's sometimes clumsy, but the rhythms are odd and fresh, there's a new wave feel about it that makes even the hackneyed scenes feel authentic and surprising. (The expressive cinematography is by Eric Gaultier, one the rising stars of the craft.)

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints

And underlying it all is immense tenderness for these characters: even angry, bitter Palminteri, we understand it's his fear of abandonment that makes him beat down on his boy's dreams.

The acting across the board is vivid and true: whether it's Channing Tatum buring up the screen as Dito's tearaway buddy Antonio (the De Niro role), or Dianne Wiest quietly affecting as his mum. Even Eric Roberts, by and large a terrible ham, turns in a finely judged, very moving cameo at the end - it may be the best work he's ever done. Good to see Martin Compson, too, the young lad from Ken Loach's Sweet Sixteen, making a lively impression as Mike, whose California dreamin' inspires Dito to walk the walk.

Tom Charity
tom.charity@lovefilm.com

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Rated - 0 starsA first for me

Joemugg , 28/02/2007

i have been going to the movies now for almost 46 years and in all that time i have never walked out before a movies conclusion until last week when i went to a preview screening of this - i hesitate to call it film !

I lasted 40 minutes watching this ill conceived , badly edited, pretentious pile of crap , 40 minutes of disjointed images,contiual swearing and profanities, i am no prude but i was mightily embarassed at this opus.

Anyone who pays money to see this is crackers and dont rent it sit and watch paint drying its 1000% more entertaining.

I am sorry if i have offended the arty farty reviewers who say this is a brilliant movie but they must have been drunk or on drugs when they sat through this

  50 out of 78 people found this review helpful

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Rated - 2 starsWassa Madda

SteveBent SteveBent from Tring [Highly rated reviewer] , 16/11/2007

Eh Wassa Madda yew? Wassa Madda Me? Yea! Wassa Madda Yew? Wassa Madda Me Is Dis Film Here, Dat's Wassa Madda Me! Dis Film Here Is Wassa Madda You? What Choo Deaf? Nah I Aint Deaf. I Jus' Ask Wassa Madda Yew! An' Yew Said 'Dis Film Here Is Wassa Madda... Yeah! Yeah? Yeah!

For two hours...

  24 out of 28 people found this review helpful

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Rated - 2 starsStale

Al80 from Brighton, England [Highly rated reviewer] , 16/08/2007

Personality-free and often downright stupid, this endless binge of hackneyed macho posturing couldn't possibly be more routine. A verbose, inarticulate cypher (Downey Jnr, at his most irritatingly cartoonish) comes back to his old neighbourhood after a decade spent... doing something, somewhere else. The film never bothers to explain where he's been or what he's been doing, except that he's recently written a bestseller about his youthful misadventures. So, intercut with Downey's wistful, teary gulping, are several staggeringly boring sequences depicting them. I'm not even going to attempt to mock just how unambitious this part of the film is. These repellent, poorly sketched deadbeats stand around spouting profane dialogue, (although most of the time, they simply spout profanity in place of dialogue) getting drunk, having their first sexual experiences, falling foul of a local heavy... I'm nodding off just thinking about it. And guess what? Downey returns to find one of them dead, one a drunk, and one in jail. Director Dito Montiel button-pushes like a bereaved Ron Howard, and desperately tries to enliven the film by petulantly (and pointlessly) throwing the sound and visuals off kilter at various dramatic junctures. Hip, yeah? No, just desperate, and deeply boring. Apparantly all of this is autobiographical, but I honestly can't believe that real life can ever be as hackneyed as this. There are three reasons to see this flick; the wonderfully evocative use of authentic period locations, Shia LeBeouf and Martin Compston. These two outstanding young actors give the film a completely undeserved aura of class whenever they're onscreen. They both look set for great things in the future. This though, is pish.

  19 out of 23 people found this review helpful

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Rated - 5 starsBlisteringly good

Wee Eck from Ardslignish, north of you , 16/07/2007

Well, according to Joseph McMahon of Paisley and his witty insight, I'm an alcoholic junkie arty-farty for daring to disagree with him and enjoy this film; but at least I can spell my own name correctly.

  15 out of 17 people found this review helpful

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Rated - 4 starsgive it a go

superpat from london [Highly rated reviewer] , 05/05/2008

if i could give this film, 3 and a half stars i would. its occasionally too cliched and predictable to merit 4 stars but its a good film, with some fine performances and looks raw - you really feel that you're in the heart of queens, nyc circa 1986.

as a coming of age movie, its not a bad one. so i've given in 4 stars in the hope that people aren't put off by the other crap reviews and give it a go. and the soundtrack's worth a listen too.

  3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

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Rated - 0 starsUnfathomable

A customer from Kent , 30/08/2007

This is a seriously pretentious film with no semblance of a recognisable plot, or direction. Do not waste your time on it.

  4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

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