Skip over navigation

Burn After Reading

Rated - 3.5 stars

Take an adulterous couple (Tilda Swinton and George Clooney). Add an angry but oblivious husband who has just been laid off by the CIA (John Malkovich). Throw in a rogue computer disc containing his private records, and let it fall into the hands of a dummy gym trainer (Brad Pitt) and his avaricious colleague (Frances McDormand) who sees it as a potential windfall to pay for her plastic surgery. Stir and stand well back.

That’s essentially the recipe for the latest madcap mayhem from the Coen boys – a distinct change of pace after the Oscar-winning gravitas of No Country for Old Men. Unfortunately, from where I’m sitting, it’s also a return to the patchy, snarky form that has plagued their pseudo screwball comedies over the last ten years.

Set in Washingon DC, the seat of government, this is a cold, cynical movie about cold, cynical people. Even the lovers are that way: Clooney’s roué Harry isn’t just married to somebody else; he’s a sexaholic cheating on his wife whenever he possibly can. In his spare time he’s building a giant pleasuring device in the cellar. It’s good to have a hobby.

Malkovich’s ex-spy, Osbourne Cox, is so consumed with bitterness against the Agency he’s determined to write a tell-all memoir to expose everything. But at least he has personal motivation. Linda and Chad, the physical fitness gurus played by McDormand and Pitt are ready to sell out their country to the Russians for no better reason than Osbourne balks at their inept attempts at extortion. The only sympathetic character is their boss Ted (Richard Jenkins) who is carrying a torch for Linda, but who might as well be invisible for all she cares. (The Coens let slip in one interview that the character was inspired by Linda Tripp, Monica Lewinsky’s supposed friend.)

So the Coens take a dim view of human nature in DC… Who doesn’t? The trouble with Burn After Reading is not that its compulsive, unhappy, angry, greedy, disloyal, deceitful and hopelessly stupid personnel are unrecognizable or even unrepresentative, it’s that they’re not particularly funny.

Encouraged to play up their characters’ one-dimensional personalities, the stars mostly stick to type. Clad in Spandex and sipping on Gatorade, Brad Pitt is fun as the hyper naïve Chad, but only if you don’t mind that he’s ten years too old for the part. Nobody rants and rails like John Malkovich with a hatchet in his hand, but you couldn’t say he was breaking new ground here. At least Clooney shows us how threadbare superficial charm really is.

It’s quite a stretch when he and Linda hook up through an internet dating agency, but what would a Coen brothers’ movie be without outrageous coincidences? I just wish this one didn’t feel like they had made it up on the fly.

Carter Burwell’s declamatory score tries to mock up notes of suspense and paranoia, but the brothers only cast a cursory glance in that direction. Suspense requires a degree of empathy, and they’re at their most aloof here. The result is every bit as disposable as the title implies. Burn After Reading is as nihilistic as No Country For Old Men but for me, anyway, the prevailing sourness stifles too many of the laughs. The most enjoyable performances come from David Rasche as a CIA operative trying to fathom what’s behind this mystifying flurry of chicanery and violence, and JK Simmons as his perplexed superior, content to put a lid over the entire mess and move on. It’s an exercise in pointlessness, with laughs as hollow as a politician’s promise.

Tom Charity
tom.charity@lovefilm.com

View Details

More information about Burn After Reading »

Critics' Reviews

Rating of 4 
	  stars out of 5 David Jenkins, Time Out

With their hangdog mugs now nestled against the bosom of mainstream Hollywood, indie-crossover darlings the Coen... read more on www.timeout.com

Members' Reviews

Reviews Voted Most Helpful

Rated - 5 stars

bfaulk44 from Bridgwater [Highly rated reviewer] , 28/04/2008

  263 out of 328 people found this review helpful

Read all reviews

Rated - 0 starsWhat a load of rubbish!!!

Stegsi from Pontefract , 21/10/2008

Went to watch this at the cinema last night and is the first time I have ever walked out of a film! It was sooooo boring - from start to the point of leaving (45 minutes). Some people did kind of laugh at the odd bit, but I wasn't sure what they were laughing at. If you are suffering from insomnia then this will surely send you on your way to sleep!

  117 out of 135 people found this review helpful

Read all reviews

* * * This review contains spoilers * * *

Rated - 5 starssuperb................................

williamsgwynfa [Highly rated reviewer] , 30/09/2008

this dvd is superb. Osbourne Cox (played by John Malkovich) is a CIA analyst who quits his job at the agency, after being demoted mainly because of his drinking problem.

He then decides to write a memoir about his life in the CIA.

His wife, Katie Cox (played by Tilda Swinton), wants to divorce Osbourne and, at the counsel of her divorce lawyer, she copies many of his personal and financial files off his computer, and on to an optical disc.

Katie's lover is Treasury agent Harry Pfarrer (played by George Clooney).

The disc eventually finds its way to Hardbodies, a workout gym. An employee of the gym, Chad Feldheimer (played by Brad Pitt) obtains the disc from the gym's custodian, and ascertains that it contains classified government information.

Along with his fellow employee Linda Litzke (played by Frances McDormand), he intends to use the disk to blackmail Osbourne - as Linda needs the money to pay for cosmetic surgery.

They call up Cox in the middle of the night, but he is not receptive to the idea of blackmail.

So when blackmailing him fails, Linda decides to take the information to the Russian embassy.

At the embassy, she hands the disk over to the Russians, promising that she will give more information afterwards, to keep the money rolling in.

Because Linda and Chad don't have any more information, they decide to break into Cox's house, to see what else they can dig up.

Mayhem ensues.................well worth watching !!!!!!!

  96 out of 104 people found this review helpful

Read all reviews

* * * This review contains spoilers * * *

Rated - 0 starsDon't waste your time.

A customer from London , 10/11/2008

There is only one way to describe this movie... Absolute crap! In fact it is one of the worst movies I have ever watched.

The film is not even remotely funny. If you do find it funny then you probably have an IQ of less than 70 or are extremely easily amused. The story/plot was just idiotic. I actually found it insulting to my intelligence. It was quite painful to watch.

I wasn't impressed by Clooney's performance and Brad Pitt was just wooden; I wasn't impressed with any of the actors performances.

Totally forgettable film. Wish I could get that hour and a half back. It is so bad I couldn't even give it at least one star.

  55 out of 67 people found this review helpful

Read all reviews

Most Recent Reviews

Rated - 4 starsSo funny

Chantal Chantal [Highly rated reviewer] , 02/08/2009

It starts slow and boring and actually goes a bit on for too long but then all becomes crazy and you can't stop laughing.

I highly recommend it.

  1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

Read all highest rated reviews

Rated - 2 starsBURN BEFORE WATCHING!

Norman Barry from Surrey, England. [Highly rated reviewer] , 22/05/2009

From the A-list talent they attract, the Coen brothers must be decent guys. But God! they make she-it films! And their mumbled, in-joke interviews leave them looking like Beavis and Butthead on valium. You either get them and their films, or you don't. I don't.

  4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

Read all highest rated reviews


* The Amazon.co.uk prices on our site are updated every 24 hours and may not be up to date at the time you view this page.
To see the current new and "new and used" Amazon.co.uk prices, please click on the Buy button.