10,000 BS

10,000 BC review

By hunkydomste from Liverpool Avatar image

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27th July 2008

I shall keep it brief, as I have already wasted 2 precious hours of my life on this film at the cinema. But it might not be too late for you, so: AVOID THIS TERRIBLE, AWFUL MOVIE!

From Mr Entertaining Big BadaBoom Blockbuster, Roland Emmerich (Independence Day, Day After Tomorrow) you would at least expect some, even if low brow, fun and enjoyment. Nope, none, not a sausage.

What's wrong with it? It will be quicker to tell you what I did enjoy about it, namely the very tasty ice cream I purchased of the Ben & Jerry's store in the foyer and having my hubby next to me pulling the same faces of disbelief and cringe- it made me feel better.

If at the point where someone asks 'Why is old mother cold?' you don't actually feel like shouting 'I don't care!', then congratulations, you did better than me. And maybe you can come up with a better answer to why she is cold than 'Because she's a clever wise woman who has teleported herself out of this pile of rubbish into somewhere much much better...'.

Dreadful and one of my 5 worst films ever.

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About the reviewer: hunkydomste

German guy who has been in the UK for 11yrs now and through countless evening classes on "how to be more British" and "humour- an introduction" now possesses a surprising understaning of sarcasm, wit and irony! My taste in films is as broad and vast as the snowy landscapes in Fargo, alas if anything similar to the following comes along (White Chicks, The Peacemaker, Just Cause or 10000 BS), it may hop on...

Titles rented: 71

Favourite actor: The Gyllenhaals, Naomi Watts

Favourite director: Richard Kelly, Fincher, PTAnderson, Wan

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