Meet The Spartans details
|Formats:||12 DVD, 15 Blu-ray|
|Starring:||Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Method Man, Jareb Dauplaise, Travis Van Winkle|
|Directors:||Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer|
|Studio:||20TH CENTURY FOX HOME ENTERTAINMENT|
|Collections:||100 Swords and Sandals Films|
Meet The Spartans
|Run time:||1 hour 24 minutes|
|Rental release:||18 Aug 2008|
|Main languages:||English, English Audio Description|
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Meet the spartans, hate the spartans, walk out of the cinema.By Alexioni (9 reviews) from Worcester , 28 Mar 2008
[Highly rated reviewer]This has to be one of my achievments. Making it allllll the way through meet the spartans. Believe me, the has to be the worst film i've ever seen. I wnet to see it for curiousity to see how bad it is. The first seen opens with a spartan checking a load of babies. One turns out to be shrek who procedes to say 'Are you my muma, cos i feel like sucking a teet?'. Did that sound pretty disgusting? Oh don't worry, this film laughs at he 12A rating, throwing in bad language, gross out humor, and near nudity along the way. Some scenes are so vile i had to look away, like giant penguins sh*tting on people, Paris Hilton's hunchback exploding in a sea of pus, plus snot, spit, cack, p*ss, and every other body secretion imaginable. And this is supposed to be funny. Unless you like watching people fall over and stupid pokes at celebrities, this film probably won't make you laugh. Or titter. Or smile. It just makes you die a little inside. As for the effects, the entire bdget was probably spent on pills for the writers, because basically they are all dreadful.
So there you have it. This movie is horrible. People were actually walkng out of the cinema during it, and i don't blame them. I'd give this film 1/10 for showing me that life is a horrible horrible thing.
EVERY SINGLE BREAKDANCING SCENE
CONSTANT JOKES ABOUT CELEBRITIES FALLING IN PITS.
STUPID JOKES ABOUT VARIOUS BODY SECRETIONS
JOKES ABOUT THE ACTUAL MOVIE.
IT WAS ALL THE WORST STUFF IMAGINABLE.
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ugly crapBy Remedy22 (1 review) , 03 Sep 2013Hollywood can't create decent spoof movies.....but I keep giving them chance after chance. The cinema was full of knuckle head chavs who get a laugh out of horrendously ignorant lazy jokes. Really boring and screw the sell out carmen elektra even though she aint neva gad nowt to sell....
Juvenile humourless tripe.By Dreadcore (5 reviews) , 29 Mar 2013How anybody could enjoy this with an IQ higher than 1 is beyond me. If I could give it 0-stars I would have. Do yourself a favour. Watch something else.
AMAZING FILM!!By a customer , 25 Feb 2013absolutely amazing film! watched it with the gf and neither of us could stop laughing the whole way through! will definately have to rent this again in the future!
loved it loved it loved itBy a customer , 16 Jun 2012Its like Marmite this one, you either love it or hate it. I LOVED it. It was cheeky and funny and full of half naked fit men, whats not to like? It's quite an intelligent film if you're willing to accept that its a commentary on popular culture. If not it just might make you laugh which cant be a bad thing.
OH....MY....CHRIST, he has matured veeeeery nicelyBy vanilla_quiff (284 reviews) from Gatwick, England , 10 Sep 20111 STAR ...... but only for Sean's BODY.
OH....MY....CHRIST, he has matured veeeeery nicely, I couldn't keep my eyes off him - FIT ! FIT ! FIT !
Sean's body: FANTASTIC.
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