About As Enjoyable As Starving Yourself For 10 Days
, 22 Nov 2013
Good news- it's better than Epic Movie!!! Bad news- it's worse than everything else. I saw this illegally as I didn't want to give any money to the film-makers and I do not want to encourage them to make any more. It's already announced they're making a fast and the furious spoof next. So... what is actually wrong with this movie? 1) The puns are terrible (except for the Hugh Janus joke, which is why I gave it 1. 5 stars instead of 0. 5). 2) The actors are terrible. They do not look like who they are trying to portray, they can't act and they are generally quite irritating. 3) LETS POP-CULTURE REFERENCE EVERY 20 SECONDS!!! I do mean EVERYTHING. From Angry Birds, to snuggies, to Siri, to The Avengers etc. The film cannot last 20 seconds without another reference and terrible joke. Even Psy gets hit by an arrow... 4) The Bloopers in the movie are before the end-credits. THEY ARE ACTUALLY IN THE FILM!!! I have never seen this before. They are usually a DVD extra or rarely occur during the end-credits, but to have them in the film is a new low. 5) You can tell this is made on a low budget. It looks like 'the reaping' was filmed in a parking lot. The special effects are appauling as well. 6) They showed a best-bits compilation half-way through, of the things which happened in the first half of the movie!!! WE SAW IT YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPEAT IT!!! The whole film is just irritating, but you can see they are improving. Although saying they are improving is like saying they are no longer dog poop, but they are now cat poop. They are still poop, but just a different kind.
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