Adrift Details

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It's like sooo cool dude, not

To save you renting this and more importantly, to save one & a half hours of your time, this is what it's about.

A bunch of annoying americans set off on a boat. They are all good looking in a barbie doll or ken way. Except James who appears to have no teeth and a mouth like Albert Steptoe. They screw about, generally living the american dream with the boats american flag flapping in the background. Then they all jump in the sea and can't get back in the boat. Shame. They all take off their swimming costumes - but don't expect any nudity, only asses (in more ways than one). One goes down to get the rope from the anchor, but sadly breaks his skull on the bottom of the boat. The other gets accidently stabbed. One barbie drowns because her inflatable dolphin gets a puncture. The main actress has a great fear of water, she survives & overcomes her fear (surprise!). There is a baby too, that survives - although after hearing an hour of it just crying, I was wishing it sink to the bottom and just shut the hell up.

Expect to see this DVD in your local poundshop soon

please life is tooooooooooo short

Absolute nonsense and waste of time is being nice about it! Please don't hire it, watch paint dry instead, thank goodness for fast forward.