Anaconda 3 - Offspring

Not the best of plots after seeing the original Anaconda film, it was a little dissappointing and it's not one of the 'Hoffs' better films.

It had potential but it didn't make it through the film - got bored and fed up so went to look for more signs of it changing as we woay

Ok, there are a lot of winging whiners revewing this film, but seriously, not very practicle!!

Yes the CG is not the best and the 'Deep Blue Sea' story line, and the Hoff trying to be 'Dutch' (Arnie-Predator)... but if you fancy a 3rd installment, that is a non thinker, cheesy film, this delivers! It's hilarious rather than tense, but that what i expected! Good to see the Hoff in a film again!

I'm a bit bored now of the Anaconda movies, but if you're new to them then I think you will enjoy this. It is clearly unrealistic with a huge killer snake but it is god watching.

I know its about giant snakes , i know its phoney and computer effects or giant rubber snakes but the films are great fun and a bit of a breack from the norm.

So we had anaconda and anaconda 2 and they were viable movies you read all the time of natives that have been attacked by giant snakes and it is possible deep in the jungle , that deep not even the nativs have never been there could be giant snakes , maybe not as big as they are in the film but giant to are standards .

In the first two films you had semi desent actors and good effects aswell as a good script .

Now we have anaconda 3 , it has nothing like this it has the most terrible script about gm snakes that are impossibly giant that also dont look like anacondas but more like vipers ( im not a snake geek but think you should get it right , you wouldnt like darth vader as much if his costume was pink would you ) they look pants .They growl and they seam to have seen predator as they have picked up the preds clicking noise he makes , they also have a sharp tail to stab people with . This only gets worse as when baby snakes are born there pythons not anacondas .

The film is set in eastern europe ?????????????????????????????

The acting and i use the term very loosely is BAD , gimley from lord of the rings is in this film , why i dont know , how they got him to be in the film i dont know ????????????????????????

David hasselhoff , hmmmmmmmmm , the knight rider , the man who gave us bay watch and pamela anderson is in this and i think from now on if he is in a film it should be the bench mark of a VERY VERY BAD FILM . He cannot act , he is so one dimentional you could be watching a blank sheat of A4 .

This film is pants from start to finish i would rather go to the dentist than have to watch this film again , everything about this film sucks and blows .