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In the Amazon jungle, a documentary crew rescue a loner who turns out to be a man obsessed. He makes life dangerous for them all as he attempts to capture a lethal forty-foot anaconda... Read more

Starring	Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight, Eric Stoltz
Director	Luis Llosa
Genres	Horror

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- A bungled rip-off of Jaws, with Voight, who seems to relish his role as an expert snake-hunter, providing what sounds like a parody of Brando at his most excessive; otherwise the action is decidedly tame.
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- - Halliwell's Film Guide
  - 02 Mar 2006 at 15:37
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  Absolutely terrible FX...
  
  Absolutely terrible FX, horrendous storyline and acting of the MDF variety - so why couldnt I turn it off? Silly modern B movie.
  
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  - CARLTON
  - 26 Jun 2004 at 22:04
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  Ask yourself just one question…
  
  …do you like large rubber and/or computer-generated snakes that eat people?
  
  If the answer is ‘No’ then you may wish to stop reading, ... read more »
  
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- - TheWatchman
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  - Suburbia
  - 26 Feb 2011 at 12:29
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  not great than i thought i remember
  
  i see before not as good as i thought i remember it was part from that ok.
  
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  - suffolk,england
  - 30 Nov 2009 at 19:31
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  dissapointing
  
  not as good as the hunt for the blood orchid , straight away the 'baddie' was known dull plot
  
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- - soulette
  - 6 reviews
  - Rotherham
  - 07 Apr 2009 at 09:41
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  REALY POOR
  
  Terrible FX and no substance.
  
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  - England
  - 29 Sep 2007 at 11:29
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  its ok
  
  it was't that much of snake, i was expecting high thriller, but it was ok to watch
  
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  - London, uk
  - 09 Jul 2007 at 10:01
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  Anaconda OK!
  
  The film involves Terri (Lopez), and her crew making a documentary about a tribe. They come across a shipwrecked Paul Serone (Jon Voight) while travelling down... read more »
  
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- - Cornetto
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  - Lancaster
  - 07 Apr 2007 at 09:22
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  Truly Awful
  
  This is probably the worst film I have ever seen (and I've seen some bad ones!). The special effects are pretty useless but then how good was Hollywood ... read more »
  
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- - Paul D
  - Hemel Hempstead, England
  - 12 Feb 2007 at 12:53
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  Could not play the DVD
  
  DVD player could not play the DVD.
  
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  - Liverpool
  - 11 Sep 2006 at 09:36
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  anaconda
  
  this is a good tense film, but should be more scary cause the new one is not. jon voight is the wrong actor for this it should be gabriel kent out of the bill. ... read more »
  
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  - england
  - 24 Oct 2005 at 19:54
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  crap
  
  just rubish. not any good
  
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  - 19 Oct 2005 at 14:42
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  Absolutely terrible FX...
  
  Absolutely terrible FX, horrendous storyline and acting of the MDF variety - so why couldnt I turn it off? Silly modern B movie.
  
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  - CARLTON
  - 26 Jun 2004 at 22:04
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  anaconda
  
  this is a good tense film, but should be more scary cause the new one is not. jon voight is the wrong actor for this it should be gabriel kent out of the bill. ... read more »
  
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  - england
  - 24 Oct 2005 at 19:54
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  So slow...
  
  I am a monster movie fan and even like a lot of '50s B movie creature features, but I switched this off after about 50 minutes, star-studded cast not ... read more »
  
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  - Birmingham, UK
  - 03 Jan 2005 at 22:57
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  rubbish
  
  just rubish. not any good watchable if you like snakes
  
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  - harlow, england
  - 18 Mar 2005 at 21:54
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  Predictable
  
  Absurd, predicatable stuff, Jaws without the tension (or the script, or the cinematography). Having said that it held the kids attention well enough even if it ... read more »
  
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  - Surrey
  - 25 Apr 2005 at 08:41
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  Disappointing
  
  I must confess I was very disappointed with this film but what do I expect from a film with La Lopez in it.
  
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  - Wales
  - 11 May 2005 at 14:43
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  Disappointing
  
  I must confess I was very disappointed with this film but what do I expect from a film with La Lopez in it.
  
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  - Wales
  - 11 May 2005 at 14:44
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  Can someone tell me about this film
  
  Seriously, can someone tell me about this film. Twice it's been sent to me, and twice I've had to send it back without seeing it. Why? Because it ... read more »
  
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  - wallasey
  - 20 Jun 2005 at 22:13
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  average adventure
  
  John Voight played his part well enough in a below average adventure. The trouble is we're so used to excellent special effects these days. The giant ... read more »
  
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- - phil hall
  - colchester essex
  - 04 Aug 2005 at 17:43
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  Average
  
  Its all been done before, the effects are okish although the story is rather weak.
  
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  - 08 Sep 2005 at 11:41

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