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Anaconda Reviews

1997 Certificate 15
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In the Amazon jungle, a documentary crew rescue a loner who turns out to be a man obsessed. He makes life dangerous for them all as he attempts to capture a lethal forty-foot anaconda... Read more

Starring Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, Jon Voight, Eric Stoltz
Director Luis Llosa
Genres Horror

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  • Critics' reviews (5) of Anaconda

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  • 3 stars out of 5

    A low-brow 1950s monster movie concept is given a blockbuster makeover in this cheerful slither-fest. With predictable stupidity, the film shows how a documentary film crew sailing up the Amazon gets used as snake bait by deranged explorer Jon Voight in his obsessive quest to capture a legendary 40ft anaconda. As the competent cast fights a computer-generated garden hose with fangs, and as Voight's performance goes into camp overdrive, the scaly scares shrink while the screams of laughter increase. Director Luis Llosa's ecological message gets as lost as the film crew, but at least his processed snake charmer makes up for what it lacks in exotic fright with daft fun.

    • Radio Times
  • A bungled rip-off of Jaws, with Voight, who seems to relish his role as an expert snake-hunter, providing what sounds like a parody of Brando at his most excessive; otherwise the action is decidedly tame.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • A seven-strong documentary film crew, sailing the mighty Amazon in search of a lost tribe, pick up stranded cruiser... read more on Time Out

    • Time Out
  • Most helpful members' reviews (3) of Anaconda

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  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2.0 stars

    Absolutely terrible FX, horrendous storyline and acting of the MDF variety - so why couldnt I turn it off? Silly modern B movie.

      • A customer from CARLTON
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 3.0 stars

    anaconda

    this is a good tense film, but should be more scary cause the new one is not. jon voight is the wrong actor for this it should be gabriel kent out of the bill. ... more

      • A customer from england
  • Rated - 1.0 star

    So slow...

    I am a monster movie fan and even like a lot of '50s B movie creature features, but I switched this off after about 50 minutes, star-studded cast not ... more

      • A customer from Birmingham, UK
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of Anaconda

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  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 3.0 stars

    anaconda

    this is a good tense film, but should be more scary cause the new one is not. jon voight is the wrong actor for this it should be gabriel kent out of the bill. ... more

      • A customer from england
  • Rated - 1.0 star

    crap

    just rubish. not any good

      • A customer from england
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2.0 stars

    Absolutely terrible FX, horrendous storyline and acting of the MDF variety - so why couldnt I turn it off? Silly modern B movie.

      • A customer from CARLTON
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 3.0 stars

    anaconda

    this is a good tense film, but should be more scary cause the new one is not. jon voight is the wrong actor for this it should be gabriel kent out of the bill. ... more

      • A customer from england
  • Rated - 1.0 star

    So slow...

    I am a monster movie fan and even like a lot of '50s B movie creature features, but I switched this off after about 50 minutes, star-studded cast not ... more

      • A customer from Birmingham, UK
  • Rated - 1.0 star

    rubbish

    just rubish. not any good watchable if you like snakes

      • A customer from harlow, england
  • Rated - 2.0 stars

    Predictable

    Absurd, predicatable stuff, Jaws without the tension (or the script, or the cinematography). Having said that it held the kids attention well enough even if it ... more

      • A customer from Surrey
  • Rated - 1.0 star

    Disappointing

    I must confess I was very disappointed with this film but what do I expect from a film with La Lopez in it.

      • A customer from Wales
  • Rated - 1.0 star

    Disappointing

    I must confess I was very disappointed with this film but what do I expect from a film with La Lopez in it.

      • A customer from Wales
  • Rated - 1.0 star

    Can someone tell me about this film

    Seriously, can someone tell me about this film. Twice it's been sent to me, and twice I've had to send it back without seeing it. Why? Because it ... more

      • KEITH FRASER from wallasey
  • Rated - 2.0 stars

    average adventure

    John Voight played his part well enough in a below average adventure. The trouble is we're so used to excellent special effects these days. The giant ... more

      • phil hall from colchester essex
  • Rated - 2.0 stars

    Average

    Its all been done before, the effects are okish although the story is rather weak.

      • A customer from UK
  • Critics' reviews (5)

  • 3 stars out of 5

    A low-brow 1950s monster movie concept is given a blockbuster makeover in this cheerful slither-fest. With predictable stupidity, the film shows how a documentary film crew sailing up the Amazon gets used as snake bait by deranged explorer Jon Voight in his obsessive quest to capture a legendary 40ft anaconda. As the competent cast fights a computer-generated garden hose with fangs, and as Voight's performance goes into camp overdrive, the scaly scares shrink while the screams of laughter increase. Director Luis Llosa's ecological message gets as lost as the film crew, but at least his processed snake charmer makes up for what it lacks in exotic fright with daft fun.

    • Radio Times
  • A bungled rip-off of Jaws, with Voight, who seems to relish his role as an expert snake-hunter, providing what sounds like a parody of Brando at his most excessive; otherwise the action is decidedly tame.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • A seven-strong documentary film crew, sailing the mighty Amazon in search of a lost tribe, pick up stranded cruiser... read more on Time Out

    • Time Out
  • "...An enjoyably cast, superbly shot, jolt-generating device..." -- 3 out of 4 stars

    • USA Today
  • "...A trashily entertaining reptilian version of JAWS..."

    • New York Times
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