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Art Heist Reviews

2004

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from 1744 members

A bold and very talented group of thieves has stolen a precious El Greco painting from a Barcelona museum, and it's wealthy owner employs Renaissance art historian Sandra Walker (Ellen Pompeo, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN) to investigate the matter. Sandra travels from New York to her former Spanish hometown, teaming up with her ex-.. Read more

Starring	William Baldwin, Abel Folk, Ellen Pompeo, Simon Andreu
Director	Bryan Goeres
Genres	Action/Adventure

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  - 3
  GOOD OLD FASHIONED ENTERTAINMENT
  
  THIS WAS AN ENJOYABLE CRIME STORY THAT REMINDED ME OF A 1970S OR 1980S STORY. THERE WAS VERY LITTLE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHARACHTERS BUT THERE WERE TWO VEHICLE ... read more »
  
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  - 23 Aug 2005 at 11:38
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  Art Hiest
  
  The best thing was the final credits, the quality of the film was that of a school competition for a box of biscuits.
  
  Acting, plot, directing all ... read more »
  
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- - SCOTTEX
  - 7 reviews
  - Hamilton
  - 08 Dec 2009 at 23:13
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  Don't do it
  
  Not worth wasting your time, stupid story and generally poor acting with abysmal directing.
  
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- - Bigshock
  - 17 reviews
  - Salisbury
  - 29 Feb 2008 at 22:58
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  Worth A Watch
  
  A Good film, worth a watch if you like this sort of thing, a couple of good scenes.
  
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- - addyboo
  - 16 reviews
  - Ipswich
  - 13 Aug 2007 at 23:36
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  Very Poor
  
  Poor in every regard
  
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  - Dorset
  - 20 Mar 2007 at 18:35
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  good thriller
  
  this is a good film worh a watch if you like this type off film
  
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  - scotland
  - 18 Jul 2006 at 08:14
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  was a bit slow
  
  not sure about this one..was a bit slow at the beginning.a film to watch on a rainy day
  
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  - bristol, england
  - 15 May 2006 at 08:36
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  Entertaining enough
  
  Reasonable art heist type of movie. I didn't guess the ending which is always good. Car and bike chases are boring but there's enough in it to make it ... read more »
  
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  - Scotland
  - 30 Mar 2006 at 14:07
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  b movie
  
  total b movie mr baldwin you can act better than this also rene zel look alike'dont give up the day job '
  
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  - yorkshire
  - 15 Feb 2006 at 15:07
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  dodgey
  
  Good plot, let down by some of the worst acting i've seen in years,
  
  Baldwin needs a haircut aswell
  
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  - cornwall
  - 08 Feb 2006 at 15:19
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  It really was that bad
  
  Not the greatest film I have put myself through..but could be the worst.. still ..
  
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- - john paterson
  - glasgow
  - 29 Jan 2006 at 16:18
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- - 6
  - 3
  GOOD OLD FASHIONED ENTERTAINMENT
  
  THIS WAS AN ENJOYABLE CRIME STORY THAT REMINDED ME OF A 1970S OR 1980S STORY. THERE WAS VERY LITTLE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHARACHTERS BUT THERE WERE TWO VEHICLE ... read more »
  
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  - Cheshunt, England
  - 23 Aug 2005 at 11:38
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  - 2
  The Worst Film Ever
  
  This is quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen. It reeks of low budget, straigh-to-tv quality, with telltale hallmarks such as terrible cast, poor ... read more »
  
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- - Ben Bull
  - Cornwall, UK
  - 16 Sep 2005 at 13:25
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  Awful
  
  Really bad!! The acting is so bad I could not watch this all the way through. It is obviously trying to be a bit like the Thomas Crown remake, but can't. ... read more »
  
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- - vellum
  - Surrey
  - 08 Sep 2005 at 10:45
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  - 1
  The worst film EVER!
  
  I can't imagine a worse film.
  
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  - Northampton
  - 18 Nov 2005 at 11:42
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  Enjoyable
  
  does not keep you on the edge of your seat but worth viewing if you have nothing else to watch... entertaining
  
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  - england
  - 02 Nov 2005 at 13:00
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  Not good - don't waste your time
  
  The acting is wooden and the story line predictable.
  
  Its almost as if the actors are reading the script for the first time as they go along!
  
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  - Redditch
  - 02 Nov 2005 at 18:25
- - 1
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  The best comedy ever!
  
  This really is the funniest film I have seen. It's supposed to be an action flick, but the acting is that bad, its comical!!!
  
  Unless you want to ... read more »
  
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  - Basingstoke
  - 27 Nov 2005 at 17:07
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  was a bit slow
  
  not sure about this one..was a bit slow at the beginning.a film to watch on a rainy day
  
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  - bristol, england
  - 15 May 2006 at 08:36
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  Don't do it
  
  Not worth wasting your time, stupid story and generally poor acting with abysmal directing.
  
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- - Bigshock
  - 17 reviews
  - Salisbury
  - 29 Feb 2008 at 22:58
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  Enjoyable story, but bad acting
  
  An enjoyable crime story in the art world,but the acting is quite bad
  
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  - Ascot
  - 05 Oct 2005 at 16:10

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- Art Heist
  
  A bold and very talented group of thieves has stolen a precious El Greco painting from a Barcelona museum, and it's wealthy owner employs Renaissance art historian Sandra Walker (Ellen Pompeo, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN) to investigate the matter. Sandra travels from New York to her former Spanish ...