The worst film I ever saw

After having read all those enthusiastic reviews I am even more certain that this i s the worst film I have ever seen. The characters are artificial, unconvincing, like puppets. The story unfolded for 3 hours and the allegedly surprising ending did not surprise me at all. I just wanted to laugh at the pathetic Zorg and the even more pathetic Betty. But the thought of 3 hours wasted on this yawner made me just angry.