Bitch Slap

Trashy, funny, butt-kicking, the way we like it. Great fun and you would let 'Camero' do anything to you even if she was out of her head.

Thump wallop & a dirty twist. Ditch slap, super cling film.

Blood (add a river in North Wales & get the adjective) (censorship!) with gore.

Some heavenly bodies excessively mutilated, with a disjointed story & sand getting in all those naughty places. Where was it going? Where had it been? Extreme explicit exploitation of the glamorous female form by women, well 3 of them. Is it art giving the glamour such exposure & abuse?Amazing the way they seem to have recovered between cuts... that's make up!

It leaves you asking why? If I had a body like that I would exploit it... differently! A juxtaposition between beauty (glamour) & violence. With this type of action & lifestyle would they really look as good at their age? Where are the scars? Quite deep if you start to get philosophical.

I nearly gave up to get some beauty sleep. This was channelled at 3 am. Is there a message?

Watching not recommended. Stay at home & stroke the kitten.

I am not sure why or if it says bad things about me .. but I enjoyed this .. and not for the obvious reasons .. although that probably does come into it. I liked the 'Kill Bill', 'They Call me Trinity' rif .. although this was not in the same universe as those illustrious partners. I liked the silly, silly story and the time jump .. but it is probably a dangerous thing to say you like it.

Interesting in places....Less so in others!

The whole movie is a ********* (Fill in the blank - and you have understood the cleverness hidden in the movie)

Firstly, I want to make absolutely clear that I have nothing against the use of eroticism in film. Just as I have no problem with special effects or violence. But the crucial principle is that a film has to 1) have a good story, 2) have good acting and 3) it can have eroticism, special effects, etc. to be used to tell the story. These elements are 'tools', 'vehicles' to facilitate the story telling. They cannot replace the story.

This film has no story, it has such poor acting to give Hollyoaks a bad name. I am not saying the actors are bad (I am sure them can play properly in other films) but in this film they play exceptionally badly.

This film wants to be Sin City, Russ Meyer and Reservoir Dogs in one. Not surprisingly, it is none.