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Blackball Reviews

2003 Certificate 15
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Directed by funnyman Mel Smith, BLACKBALL follows the fortunes of Cliff Starkey (Paul Kaye). Starkey lives in a traditional, quiet seaside town where nothing seems to inspire him except for bowls. However, inspite of his talent for the game, his working-class upbringing does not go down well with the middle-class members of the .. Read more

Starring Paul Kaye, Vince Vaughn, Johnny Vegas, Imelda Staunton
Director Mel Smith
Genres Comedy

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  • Critics' reviews (2) of Blackball

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  • 1 stars out of 5

    This thoroughly charmless comedy is rooted in the same kind of so-called humour that one hoped had died out in the 1970s with the likes of Bless This House and On the Buses. Paul Kaye plays Cliff Starkey, a young, obnoxious bad boy of bowls who's quite rightly blackballed by his stuffy Torquay club, then reluctantly re-instated to take on the visiting Aussie champions. The club needs the young rebel's prodigious talent to win the match, while Starkey can only prosper under the steadying influence of the club's veteran champ (James Cromwell). Can the home team triumph? Against the Aussies? Well, this is a fantasy after all, though one that is anything but convincing. Despite a likeable cast (that features Johnny Vegas and, surprisingly, Vince Vaughn), the laughs here are way off-target. This Brit-flop won't be bowling anyone over.

    • Radio Times
  • Coarse and unlovely comedy with a worn-out narrative; its two comics, Kaye and Vegas, fail to transfer their humour to the big screen.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide
  • Most helpful members' reviews (3) of Blackball

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  • 8 out of 10 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    This is what British Movies should be...

    forget Four Weddings and the like, I belive those films are how Vyvian from 'The Young Ones' described 'The Good Life' - 'They're just a bunch of reactionary stereotypes, confirming the myth that everyone in England is a loveable middle class eccentric - and I hate them'

    This seems more earthily British than many films I have seen recently. And the token American that all brit films have to have to get an American audience (in this case James Cromwell) gives a great performance (not just a great accent)

    Paul Kaye gives a typical performance, he is just superb at playing this kind of character. And it's good to see Bernard Cribbins again.

    The only thing wrong with this film is that it is quite formulaic in its approach. But it is still more than worth a watch, in fact being the best Mel Smith film I have seen.

    I just wish sportsmen were more like this, if you have the personality just do it because you enjoy it. Not for gamesmanship or gloating at the opponent.

    BTW this film also digs up the dead - twice! in the form of Tony Slattery and Mark Little. But even that can't spoil this film.

      • Ian Tomey from Ing-er-lund
  • 5 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Great British flick

    I laughed my way through the whole film. There aren't many films where I smile the whole way through.

    Excellent cast, Paul Kaye does a good Devon accent!

    A film I would recommend to my friends. Definately one for the collection!

      • A customer from Edenbridge, kent
  • 4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Brill film

    Really good entertainment from the start to the end. Was a bit worried that it was going to be one of those films where you see all the funny bits in the advert, but I'm glad to say there were quite a few good lines left to make you laugh.

      • Vickyp from NORTHANTS
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of Blackball

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  • 2 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Paul Kaye's character is just an annoying, spoilt little brat that grates you to the bone. It worked with Dennis Pennis because he was irritating celebs, but now he's just irritating everyone. This film has a great premise but Kaye along with some lazily filmed bowling sequences manage to spoil it.

      • Andy3000 from Swindon
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    like a bad tv sitcom.....

    ...but with added swearing. An incredibly tedious and dull plotline that you wil have no doubt worked out within the first 5 minutes leaving you with little or no reason to continue watching. The jokes are little better; Paul Kay is generally annoying and Johnny Vegas underused, the film too often relying on his belly for laughs where there are none to be had.

    It also seems to be set in some bizarro alternate universe where the general public actually care about bowling (complete with mock-up front pages of The Sun) - they should have had the confidence to go the whole way and had cows armed with machine guns parachuting onto the green during matches such is its lack of anything approaching realism.

    I would head towards the blackadder/office/alan partridge etc dvd's if you after some genuinely funny, uplifting and rewarding contemporary British comedy and avoid this like the plague it is.

      • rodan from england
  • 8 out of 10 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    This is what British Movies should be...

    forget Four Weddings and the like, I belive those films are how Vyvian from 'The Young Ones' described 'The Good Life' - 'They're just a bunch of reactionary stereotypes, confirming the myth that everyone in England is a loveable middle class eccentric - and I hate them'

    This seems more earthily British than many films I have seen recently. And the token American that all brit films have to have to get an American audience (in this case James Cromwell) gives a great performance (not just a great accent)

    Paul Kaye gives a typical performance, he is just superb at playing this kind of character. And it's good to see Bernard Cribbins again.

    The only thing wrong with this film is that it is quite formulaic in its approach. But it is still more than worth a watch, in fact being the best Mel Smith film I have seen.

    I just wish sportsmen were more like this, if you have the personality just do it because you enjoy it. Not for gamesmanship or gloating at the opponent.

    BTW this film also digs up the dead - twice! in the form of Tony Slattery and Mark Little. But even that can't spoil this film.

      • Ian Tomey from Ing-er-lund
  • 5 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Great British flick

    I laughed my way through the whole film. There aren't many films where I smile the whole way through.

    Excellent cast, Paul Kaye does a good Devon accent!

    A film I would recommend to my friends. Definately one for the collection!

      • A customer from Edenbridge, kent
  • 4 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 5 stars

    Brill film

    Really good entertainment from the start to the end. Was a bit worried that it was going to be one of those films where you see all the funny bits in the advert, but I'm glad to say there were quite a few good lines left to make you laugh.

      • Vickyp from NORTHANTS
  • 4 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2 stars

    Not as bad as you'd think

    Ok its not the greatest film in the world, the plot is nothing that hasn't been done a thousand times before, everything is so telegraphed that you can't help but see it coming, but you know, its light, its not cringy and whilst I’m not going to cry if I never see it again, I still enjoyed it.

    I you want something you don't need to think about, there are worse films out there.

      • clarapandy from waltham forest
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    Good

    Funny Entertaining good story line defiantly worth watching.

      • AJ from Boro
  • 3 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 2 stars

    Doesn't quite hit the jack

    I may have expected too much from this movie about a young crown green bowling genius. The movie trailers looked funny and for the most part these were the funniest parts of the film. It starts off promising and goes down hill after the 1st 30 minutes, it's very slow in parts and gets slightly better at the end. I watched this on my own and managed to watch it until the end, when my wife came to watch it she switched it off half way through.

      • Neil Wilson from Lancashire, England
  • 3 out of 4 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 4 stars

    its british, very funny and based on a true story!!

    Not being a huge fan of dennis pennis or johnny vegas i feared that the humour would be very cheap and poor like 'sex lives of the potato men' but it turns out to be very funny proving that mel smith still has original material to make us laugh. The cast is excellently selected including vegas.All the cast works to create the perfect feel for the movie.i have a new found respect for paul kaye (pennis) great comedy performance and i garuantee the whole family or the other half will enjoy it as much as you!! Also show's good insight into a game rarely seen by most people who are likely to watch this film.

      • ste a from kidderminster
  • 3 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 3 stars

    Leave out the love interest!!!

    This film was entertaining (full stop). The director has managed to call in some fairly decent actors. Vince Vaughan is brilliant as the sports agent. Kaye is funny, but his performance is a little irritating, and the idea that he'd be able to pull a bird at all is laughable let alone.....I wont spoil it for you. Suffice to say, they should have left out the love interest! (why does every comedy have to be a rom-com)

    The plot wasn't very well developed, it just sort of came out of nowhere (esp. the love interest which was ridiculous).

    Nice cameo appearance from Jo Mangle as one of the Aussie Bowls players.

    Overall entertaining, but not quite as funny as the other reviews would have you believe.

      • Andrew from london
  • 3 out of 5 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Tedious

    This film seems to have been made with both eyes on the American market. It was so tedious and formulaic I gave up watching after 20 minutes

      • A customer from England. Glorious Wonderful England.
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    like a bad tv sitcom.....

    ...but with added swearing. An incredibly tedious and dull plotline that you wil have no doubt worked out within the first 5 minutes leaving you with little or no reason to continue watching. The jokes are little better; Paul Kay is generally annoying and Johnny Vegas underused, the film too often relying on his belly for laughs where there are none to be had.

    It also seems to be set in some bizarro alternate universe where the general public actually care about bowling (complete with mock-up front pages of The Sun) - they should have had the confidence to go the whole way and had cows armed with machine guns parachuting onto the green during matches such is its lack of anything approaching realism.

    I would head towards the blackadder/office/alan partridge etc dvd's if you after some genuinely funny, uplifting and rewarding contemporary British comedy and avoid this like the plague it is.

      • rodan from england
  • Critics' reviews (2)

  • 1 stars out of 5

    This thoroughly charmless comedy is rooted in the same kind of so-called humour that one hoped had died out in the 1970s with the likes of Bless This House and On the Buses. Paul Kaye plays Cliff Starkey, a young, obnoxious bad boy of bowls who's quite rightly blackballed by his stuffy Torquay club, then reluctantly re-instated to take on the visiting Aussie champions. The club needs the young rebel's prodigious talent to win the match, while Starkey can only prosper under the steadying influence of the club's veteran champ (James Cromwell). Can the home team triumph? Against the Aussies? Well, this is a fantasy after all, though one that is anything but convincing. Despite a likeable cast (that features Johnny Vegas and, surprisingly, Vince Vaughn), the laughs here are way off-target. This Brit-flop won't be bowling anyone over.

    • Radio Times
  • Coarse and unlovely comedy with a worn-out narrative; its two comics, Kaye and Vegas, fail to transfer their humour to the big screen.

    • Halliwell's Film Guide

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