Carry on Dracula!

This film is a scream, though not for the reasons you may think! Udo Kier plays Dracula as a constantly moaning weakling you want to slap around the face rather than drive a stake throuh the heart. Joe Dallesandro (complete with Brooklyn accent) plays the randy handyman Mario, who not only is a communist but has a novel solution for thwarting Dracula's plan of feasting on 'wirgin' blood (yes, you guessed it!). Laughs and blood are a-plenty in this amateurism horror hokum - courtesy of Warhol and Morrissey - as well as a hysterically funny exit for the Count. But the prize has to go to Arno Juerging as Anton, the Count's servant, whose lack of acting ability is outshone by both his facial expressions and a completely outrageous German accent! Rent and enjoy with the gang!!