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2008

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Ritchie Donovan (Stephen Dorff) is a professional thief. One of the best in the business with a reliable reputation and an immaculate track record until a violent twist of fate leaves Ritchie as the only surviving member of an otherwise meticulous heist. Forced into compensating the heist's ringleaders, and wanting to keep his .. Read more

Starring	Stephen Dorff, Jaime Murray, Bronagh Gallagher, Sean Pertwee
Director	Kit Ryan
Genres	Comedy, Drama, Horror

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  Botched
  
  And this film was. So much so I turned it off after 40 minutes. It was like a poor Harry Enfield sketch meets a very poor Carry On film - only with worse acting... read more »
  
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  - NorthernMonkey1967
  - 2 reviews
  - Leeds
  - 30 Sep 2008 at 00:34
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  Loved it!
  
  This is a beauty!
  
  The best movies are the ones that surprise and this did it for me. Comedy is freaky and off the wall and gore aplenty!
  
  ... read more »
  
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- - PopcornMuncher
  - 44 reviews
  - London
  - 05 Jan 2012 at 00:22
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  Utter rubbish
  
  Utter rubbish, shockingly bad film. Rubbish story - if that's what you can call it, terrible acting, nothing good to say at all.
  
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- 1073155
- - Sammy1973
  - 175 reviews
  - King's Lynn
  - 13 Dec 2011 at 20:04
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  - 0
  not bad
  
  what i saw of it was gory but im afraid i fell asleep thought it so did not see the rest
  
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- - redrose69
  - 2 reviews
  - 27 Nov 2011 at 10:57
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  STEER CLEAR
  
  What in the HELL was that ?
  
  Switched off at the very beginning .... why ?
  
  Because it was complete & utter CACK.
  
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- 990597
- - vanilla_quiff
  - 284 reviews
  - Gatwick, England
  - 08 May 2011 at 20:47
- - 0
  - 1
  worth a look..
  
  too be honest i was a bit skeptical at first but i stuck it out ..plus i love stephen dorff... but after about 20/30 min it really started to pick up, im not ... read more »
  
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- - duck04
  - 9 reviews
  - Northampton
  - 05 Feb 2011 at 21:12
- - 0
  - 0
  Ok, but not a cult classic
  
  I don't feel that I wasted my time watching the film, though there are certainly better examples of comic horror (e.g. Severance). There are a couple of ... read more »
  
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- - gothboy
  - 1 review
  - Hornchurch
  - 14 Nov 2010 at 09:22
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  - 1
  20 minutes of my life I wont get back
  
  Thats how long I lasted. And I don't intend to add to that figure here. Don't bother.
  
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- - Steve Hatton
  - Cornwall, UK
  - 11 Nov 2010 at 22:12
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  You will be Botched watching this Crap
  
  I really wanna know how they get away with making such crap! Could have been scary and good, but no, it's stupied and pointless, waste of my 1;30 mins or so... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - London
  - 09 Nov 2010 at 17:46
- - 0
  - 0
  BOTCHED IS CLASSY
  
  WELL WORTH A LOOK, BRITISH LEAD ACTORS WITH STEPHEN DORF IN THE MIX. GREAT ENTERTAINMENT FROM START TO FINISH!!!
  
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- 907295
- - Stuart Neill
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  - 22 Jul 2010 at 08:54
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  botched
  
  utter crap, dont even bother
  
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- - mcr
  - 2 reviews
  - diss
  - 07 Mar 2010 at 20:34
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  Botched
  
  And this film was. So much so I turned it off after 40 minutes. It was like a poor Harry Enfield sketch meets a very poor Carry On film - only with worse acting... read more »
  
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- 636823
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  - NorthernMonkey1967
  - 2 reviews
  - Leeds
  - 30 Sep 2008 at 00:34
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  very funny
  
  brilliant film. very funny, very silly and easy going film. This film is not a serious deep meaningful comedy or something. All the monologs, the actors, ... read more »
  
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- - CheekyBum
  - 42 reviews
  - London
  - 16 Jul 2008 at 15:38
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  Botched - The film wasn't...
  
  How refreshing to watch a film that you've never heard of and never read any reveiws about (good or bad).
  
  This film was a breath of fresh air, ... read more »
  
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- - Lofty
  - 32 reviews
  - Huddersfield
  - 18 Sep 2008 at 11:04
- - 8
  - 0
  total dross
  
  do not bother this is total rubbish ,made on a budget of a fiver
  
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- 637774
- - a customer
  - Birmingham
  - 01 Oct 2008 at 21:54
- - 8
  - 2
  Rubbish!!!
  
  Couldn't bear to watch it through. I wouldn't normally bother writing a review but because I wouldn't want to inflict this film on anyone, i felt i ... read more »
  
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- 642114
- - a customer
  - Pershore
  - 10 Oct 2008 at 22:13
- - 5
  - 0
  Ok
  
  I thought this was going to be very good but I was slightly disappointed with it,it could have been much better
  
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- 633732
- - a customer
  - Bargoed
  - 23 Sep 2008 at 15:49
- - 5
  - 0
  Soooo Bad
  
  This must be easily the worst film I've ever seen.
  
  So dull,no acting talent whatsoever,no story
  
  and dialogue has to be heard to be ... read more »
  
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  - AndyYos
  - 8 reviews
  - London
  - 09 Oct 2008 at 12:47
- - 4
  - 0
  Botched
  
  This is a wierd film. It has comedy, Horror, thriller and a little gangster element too. Don't be fooled though, the gangster is only a small part as is the... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - Chester
  - 08 Dec 2008 at 16:47
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  botched
  
  utter crap, dont even bother
  
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- 870095
- - mcr
  - 2 reviews
  - diss
  - 07 Mar 2010 at 20:34
- - 2
  - 0
  Unusual
  
  This was quite a strange unusal movie. Of course had good actors in it although it was sorta a horror come comedy come totally bizarre. I must admit I did ... read more »
  
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- 674933
- - a customer
  - Croydon
  - 18 Dec 2008 at 21:13

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- Botched
  
  Ritchie Donovan (Stephen Dorff) is a professional thief. One of the best in the business with a reliable reputation and an immaculate track record until a violent twist of fate leaves Ritchie as the only surviving member of an otherwise meticulous heist. Forced into compensating the heist's ...