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Caffeine Reviews

2006

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There's always something strange brewing at the Black Cat Café. During one lunchtime at this offbeat coffee house, the relationships of the quirky staff and several couples are turned upside down by the sudden revelations of supremely embarrassing secrets relating to their sexual behavior... and misbehavior. Caffeine is an .. Read more

Starring	Breckin Meyer, Mena Suvari, Katherine Heigl, Marsha Thomason
Director	John Cosgrove
Genres	Comedy

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- - 34
  - 5
  i'm stunned
  
  If you're thinking about adding this to your list, take a look at the cover. You see Breckin Myer and Mena Suvari standing there, so you think you're ... read more »
  
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- 472036
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - Jason
  - 49 reviews
  - South Ockendon
  - 04 Sep 2007 at 22:19
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- - 0
  - 0
  USELESS MOVIE EVER!!
  
  WORST MOVIE EVER! WHY BECAUSE THERE'S NO FEATURE FOR SUBTITLES, NO SUBTITLES!!! THERE SHOULD BE LAW FOR SUBTITLES FOR DEAF/IMPAIRED PEOPLE!!
  
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- 1115992
- - Juicypefkos
  - 85 reviews
  - Reading
  - 02 May 2012 at 12:01
- - 0
  - 0
  Awful
  
  Despite some reasonable cast members this movie was painful, dull and b-rate. It was interesting to see some current actors who are in high profile roles at the... read more »
  
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- 851598
- - a customer
  - London
  - 20 Jan 2010 at 17:29
- - 0
  - 0
  Ignore the other reviews
  
  Much better than the reviews suggest! It's just different.
  
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- 819555
- - jasonandali
  - 3 reviews
  - Farnborough
  - 09 Oct 2009 at 21:20
- - 1
  - 0
  Caffeine
  
  Terrible! Do not watch if you can help it.
  
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- 800421
- - Guendy
  - 1 review
  - London
  - 19 Aug 2009 at 23:03
- - 1
  - 0
  Severely Underrated
  
  This is a well-made British film; an interesting mix of off-the-wall characters in an ensemble. There are clear indications that this film can be, or has been, ... read more »
  
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- 795481
- - BigMeUp
  - 268 reviews
  - Midlands, UK
  - 09 Aug 2009 at 03:32
- - 1
  - 0
  Caffiene
  
  This film was quite possibly one of the worst films I have ever had the displeasure to see! I managed to get about 30 minutes into it before I had completely ... read more »
  
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- - Jeans
  - 1 review
  - Stockport
  - 06 Jun 2009 at 14:00
- - 1
  - 1
  Not very good film
  
  I did not like this film at all american actors trying to speak english runing a coffie house did not get it at all weard film really is
  
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- 746135
- - stuey123
  - 45 reviews
  - Telford
  - 21 Apr 2009 at 22:35
- - 1
  - 0
  Caffeine: the cure for insomnia
  
  I thought caffeine was supposed to help keep you awake?! At least I can't complain about the 84 mins of my life that I'm not getting back... It was so ... read more »
  
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- 731047
- - a customer
  - Prestonpans
  - 23 Mar 2009 at 14:06
- - 1
  - 0
  AVOID!!!
  
  Awful. If you can make it past the twenty minute mark then well done to you, you're a braver man than I.
  
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- 659992
- - a customer
  - Isle Of Man
  - 17 Nov 2008 at 09:40
- - 1
  - 0
  1 star review only because they don't allow 0
  
  I turned this film off after 12 minutes. Truly a waste of time.
  
  DVD would be better used as a drinks coaster.
  
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- - Paul Baker
  - Watford
  - 07 Nov 2008 at 07:38
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- - 34
  - 5
  i'm stunned
  
  If you're thinking about adding this to your list, take a look at the cover. You see Breckin Myer and Mena Suvari standing there, so you think you're ... read more »
  
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- 472036
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - Jason
  - 49 reviews
  - South Ockendon
  - 04 Sep 2007 at 22:19
- - 8
  - 2
  Not as funny as it sounds
  
  Didn't crack a smile really completely missed the humour - sorry
  
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- 466709
- - amanda
  - Birmingham
  - 17 Aug 2007 at 11:53
- - 3
  - 1
  Not the usual Cuppa
  
  Caffeine is a breath of fresh air in a market dominated by multi-million dollar films with plot and little substance.
  
  It was just nice to sit down ... read more »
  
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- 482696
- - Jamie Mchugh
  - Aberdeenshire
  - 04 Oct 2007 at 22:53
- - 2
  - 0
  it kool
  
  it not my sort but the older kids like it, funny still
  
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- 493844
- - a customer
  - swindon england
  - 12 Nov 2007 at 21:35
- - 2
  - 0
  Dull
  
  A classic lesson in reading the reviews first ... I really struggled to keep watching until the end. Awful accents, unlikeable characters, no plot, completely ... read more »
  
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- 498911
- - Holls
  - 1 review
  - Fareham
  - 27 Nov 2007 at 13:27
- - 1
  - 0
  You'll need it.
  
  A poor man's Empire Records.
  
  The acting is terrible, wooden and amatuerish.
  
  The script is awful.
  
  I can't remember a ... read more »
  
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- 472617
- - a customer
  - Inside a padded cell after watching this movie.
  - 06 Sep 2007 at 14:31
- - 1
  - 0
  DON'T BOTHER!!!
  
  Avoid this film at all costs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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- 474061
- - BARRY WALNE
  - Ipswich,England
  - 11 Sep 2007 at 10:52
- - 1
  - 0
  Rubbish
  
  Don't waste your time, it's rubbish!
  
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- 479297
- - Toepunter
  - 40 reviews
  - Bridgwater
  - 25 Sep 2007 at 16:04
- - 1
  - 0
  Intriguing
  
  This film must have been a stage play at some point. I loved the characters and the way their lives strangely mingled with hilarity. I didn't think this ... read more »
  
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- 484651
- - a customer
  - Essex
  - 14 Oct 2007 at 10:37
- - 1
  - 0
  Truly appalling
  
  From the fake English accents to the woeful dialogue, this film stinks - it must be one of the worst I have ever seen, and one could almost imagine that this ... read more »
  
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- 488367
- - Catherine Talbot
  - Edinburgh
  - 26 Oct 2007 at 16:24

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