Crashingly bad

What an appalling film. After 9 previews all of which appeared to be for the same movie there was a 9 minute crashingly bad rap video with titles for the feature Cash: lots of bling, spasmodic, seizure-like posturing and gun waving. A further 9 minutes and we realised we were probably watching the 10th version of the films in the previews. That 9 minutes allowed us to realise we going to be treated to bad acting, a terrible script, stereotype characters and a lot more bad soundtrack. The cat was nearly trampled in the rush for the off switch. If you have nothing better to do this evening, say: pushing rusty pins into yours eyes it's worth a look, otherwise strike it from your list, make a note of the distributor and director and strike all their movies from your list, move home, cancel your subscription, whatever, but DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE it's bad, really, really bad.... I am going to stop now.