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Cobra Reviews

1986

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"If crime is the disease, Cobra's the cure." A street-tough detective's no-nonsense approach to law enforcement is tested to the utmost when he single-handedly tackles a marauding band of psycho-bikers who strike randomly. Read more

Starring	Sylvester Stallone, Reni Santoni, Brigitte Nielsen, Andrew Robinson
Director	George Pan Cosmatos
Genres	Action/Adventure, Thriller

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- Relentless but unsurprising carbon of Dirty Harry, a bit too tough for its own good.
- 29974
- - Halliwell's Film Guide
  - 02 Mar 2006 at 15:38
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  WHAT A LAUGH - IT'S A COMEDY SHOW
  
  CRIME IS A DISEASE - MEET THE CURE - DONT PUSH ME - WHAT A MEATHEAD THIS GUY IS !!!
  
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- 112026
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - a customer
  - ENGLAND
  - 08 Jun 2005 at 08:19
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- - 0
  - 0
  Absymal
  
  awful story, awful acting, awful special effects, awful dialogue a truely unremarkable and pathetic film still better than the Coen Brothers remake of True Grit... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - Warsaw, Poland
  - 03 Mar 2012 at 09:04
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  Cobra, not sure why?, no real fangs!
  
  well it was one they kept showing as advert on 5USA, so I thought let's give it a try.
  
  A bit dated, but Stallone I think gave a good performance... read more »
  
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- - lastengland
  - 60 reviews
  - Winchester
  - 11 May 2011 at 12:39
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  Pure "meh"...
  
  Now I'm partial to the 80s action flick, these are the words of an enthusiast; there is nothing in this film that paticularly stands out...at all really. ... read more »
  
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- - Bonesy123
  - 2 reviews
  - Harrogate
  - 22 Apr 2011 at 20:13
- - 0
  - 0
  Good old stunts
  
  No CGI,great stunts and car chase.Todays action films (A-Team) are more animation than proper real action.Enjoyed the film Stalone should reprise the role for a... read more »
  
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- - JOKER
  - 75 reviews
  - Byfleet
  - 03 Jan 2011 at 18:14
- - 1
  - 0
  Does what it says on the Tin!
  
  This is another one of Stallone's action packed movies, the story did tie me to the screen till the very end. There could be a little more of sense added to... read more »
  
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- - NewtoWest
  - 1 review
  - Hitchin
  - 06 Mar 2010 at 01:02
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  Cobra gives a bitefull of action and suspense!
  
  THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS | Show review anywayHide
  
  Cobra is an exciting action thriller. A dark film with also Stallone's patented tongue in cheek humour. It is very 80s, for example 80s music, 80s ... read more »
  
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  - Orpington
  - 19 Oct 2009 at 18:28
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  Love conquers all
  
  Stallone is Cobraetti, a gay homeless who wanders the streets of Bruge selling posies to tourists. He dreams of one day opening his own flower shop in honour of... read more »
  
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- - peterjdg
  - 7 reviews
  - Plymouth
  - 25 Jun 2009 at 13:44
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  not a bad film not the best film i have seen...
  
  i have seen better films with him in before..
  
  overall not a bad film.
  
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  - suffolk,england
  - 21 May 2009 at 08:56
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  Cobra
  
  for fans of sylvester stallone, it's a pleasure to oggle him in this film but the plot is pretty weak and the female lead is awful ! one of his worst films ... read more »
  
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- - sherby
  - 16 reviews
  - Worthing
  - 19 May 2009 at 10:35
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  Classic Cheese Overload
  
  Now and again I come across a film which I feel deserves the '100% cheese' medall!! this is one of them. My favourite part is the 'Metal Mickey'... read more »
  
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- - Katec
  - 12 reviews
  - Knottingley
  - 25 Feb 2009 at 16:37
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- - 13
  - 3
  WHAT A LAUGH - IT'S A COMEDY SHOW
  
  CRIME IS A DISEASE - MEET THE CURE - DONT PUSH ME - WHAT A MEATHEAD THIS GUY IS !!!
  
  Report this review
- 112026
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - a customer
  - ENGLAND
  - 08 Jun 2005 at 08:19
- - 11
  - 2
  Love conquers all
  
  Stallone is Cobraetti, a gay homeless who wanders the streets of Bruge selling posies to tourists. He dreams of one day opening his own flower shop in honour of... read more »
  
  Report this review
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- - peterjdg
  - 7 reviews
  - Plymouth
  - 25 Jun 2009 at 13:44
- - 5
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  HA HA
  
  You've got to laugh haven't you just look at those shades - beware all villains he's the cure - LOL - he looks really hard especially chewing ... read more »
  
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  - Wigan
  - 08 Jun 2005 at 08:29
- - 4
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  RUBBISH
  
  Sylvester Stallone plays A street-tough detective's no-nonsense approach to law enforcement is tested to the utmost when he single-handedly tackles a ... read more »
  
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  - GLASGOW
  - 04 Mar 2006 at 15:08
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  THIS IS A COMEDY
  
  SLY STALLONE IN HIS MIRROR SHADES LOOKS LIKE A HOUSEFLY THAT HAS BEEN TAKING STEROIDS
  
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- - a customer
  - ENGLAND
  - 16 May 2006 at 20:34
- - 2
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  Venomless
  
  Thought I'd take a trip down memory lane and watch this old-skool action thriller and wish I hadn't bothered. Truly awful, DO NOT waste your time.
  
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- - imran
  - 165 reviews
  - London
  - 12 Aug 2004 at 22:32
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  Unintentionally laugh out loud funny
  
  I saw this at the cinema I'm ashamed to say. I laughed so much I was cautioned by an attendant and completely embarressed my friends who were more able to ... read more »
  
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- - GK
  - Liverpool, England
  - 30 Apr 2007 at 08:56
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  get lost in 80's movie heaven
  
  but not with this movie
  
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- - a customer
  - blackpool
  - 13 Jul 2004 at 16:27
- - 1
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  cobra
  
  Good 80's stallone classic
  
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- - a customer
  - teeside
  - 03 Jan 2006 at 15:48
- - 1
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  Stallone Essential Viewing
  
  This is essential viewing for any Stallone fan and basixcally not a bad movie for its time and genre.
  
  Fast paced and with some of the gore and ... read more »
  
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- - David Langley-Tayler
  - Weymouth, Dorset England
  - 24 Jan 2007 at 14:38

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