Cold And Dark details
|Starring:||Matt Lucas, Carly Turnbull, Kevin Howarth, Luke Goss|
Cold And Dark
|Run time:||1 hour 30 minutes|
|Rental release:||17 Apr 2006|
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AverageBy Tracy from Derbyshire , 20 Apr 2006
[Highly rated reviewer]A flimsy plot see's crinimals get their just desserts. Average effects and acting with Matt lucas from Little Britain woefully underused but quite welcome, look out for a small cameo from James Whale and try not to be irritated by Luke Goss and his Marlowe style narration.
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Don't Bother!By MinkerTinker (7 reviews) , 28 Jun 2011Oh Dear! i can't belive i put myself through that 30 minutes of watching this... i am just glad i didn't watch all the way through....
I think my lizard can act better!
Started so IBy SuperSaint (346 reviews) from Market Harborough , 02 Apr 2011Finished, but wished I hadnt bothered. Stuck with it because of Matty Lucas but for goodness sake BROS couldnt sing let alone act!!!! Watch it whilst doing something else!! NO NOT THAT!!
absolute rubbishBy a customer from Derbyshire , 26 Apr 2010Please, please do not bother renting this absolute load of rubbish. all of the reviews saying how bad this film is are spot on. There is simply no story line, it is just a load of rubbish scenes strung together trying to make a film. I am forced to give this film 1 star since 0 stars is not an option, but it deserves minus 10 stars.
deeply silly but funBy jonny (210 reviews) from Norwich , 02 Jan 2010Deeply silly but fun. Enjoy but don't expect too much from this daft romp. Luke Goss surprisingly good in his new incarnation as action heron (also good in the re-boot of Deathrace 2000).
Cold Daft.By whitehotblue (128 reviews) from Glasgow , 15 Oct 2009Pretty bloody awful brit shocker.
Copper gets infected with a supernatural creature and starts killing criminals whilst Luke Goss looks on with and narrates with a bizarre London/Los Angeles accent, whilst Matt Lucus pops up later on as a Little Britain cast off character.
We never get to the bottom of.,..
A. Why does the killer cop stand up on top of dock yard cranes?
B. How does he afford all his designer clobber?
C. How does Luke Goss afford his seaside gaff with a Det Sargeant wage?
D. Why is he always in the bath?
E. Why does he eat bananas in the bath?
F. Why is his gaffer at the cop show so obviously off his trolley?
Strange, strange film.
Id wait until it appears on Zone Horror instead of wasting time renting this garbage.