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Conan The Destroyer review
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16th September 2010
Well, maybe not worthy of 5 stars but this was another one of those trips down memory lane.
Funny action sequences that were cool at the time, a fine slew of catchphrases ('Get to the boat!', Schwarzenegger actually says that!) and some events that didn't transpire as I remembered them. That Lizard guy wasn't as good as I remember and the final fight certainly wasn't as good as I remembered either, which is a shame.
The action is pretty funny. Seeing someone that big trying to gracefully move is laughable at times but it still has a wee place in my heart but probably not to someone watching it anew.
Slimmest of stories with a now dated idea of what action cinema should be like = an average film unless you're collecting Schwarzenegger quotes.
