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2006

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A hit man (Statham) learns that a poison injected into his body will kill him if his heart rate drops slows a certain point. Now he must exact his revenge on the people who injected him before he takes his last breath. Read more

Starring	Jason Statham, Efren Ramirez, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam
Director	Mark Neveldine
Genres	Action/Adventure, Thriller

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- - 166
  - 7
  Adrenaline packed action
  
  On paper this film sounds rediculous but somehow it just works........actually it kicks ass!!!
  
  Jason Stratham is great at what he does, a 21st ... read more »
  
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- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - balearicbayes
  - 23 reviews
  - Denny
  - 22 Mar 2007 at 12:44
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- - 2
  - 0
  One for the lads
  
  Totally unapologetic about being all about the action if you just want a film to watch with your mates that you are all going to love this is it.
  
  Any... read more »
  
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- - GreenyRooster
  - 1 review
  - 20 Jan 2012 at 18:45
- - 0
  - 0
  7253rd person to think 4 stars is appropriate
  
  Jason Statham, a brilliant actor that i love watching on the big screen, in another good film. it seems that another good story is told. the action is very good... read more »
  
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- - tominsptwo
  - 73 reviews
  - Wakefield
  - 14 Jan 2012 at 00:10
- - 0
  - 0
  Keep the ticker online
  
  Don't expect anything other than a typical Jason Statham movie! Whilst action packed, this is a non believable movie - which as long as you go in with that ... read more »
  
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- 1070377
- - Routemaster
  - 74 reviews
  - Cambridge
  - 05 Dec 2011 at 08:42
- - 0
  - 1
  Another Jason special
  
  It's my boy yet again. Great film lots of funny bits, lots of bloody bits and lots of Jason bits. Brilliant
  
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- 1057603
- - albadge
  - 23 reviews
  - Leicester
  - 01 Nov 2011 at 13:57
- - 0
  - 1
  If it was a spoof it would do well
  
  If you want a serious action movie, then this isnt for you. If its a toungue in cheek, you know this is hollywood because its so far fetched, then you'll ... read more »
  
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- 1033371
- - Flipmo
  - 2 reviews
  - Leicester
  - 25 Aug 2011 at 10:10
- - 0
  - 0
  Jason Statham at his .... normal every film acting
  
  worth watching if you are a Jason Statham fan (who isn't?). He delivers his typical action like performance and delivers an over par quality film, suitable ... read more »
  
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- 1022677
- - CJandLucy
  - 16 reviews
  - Crawley
  - 28 Jul 2011 at 15:23
- - 0
  - 0
  Average quite funny though
  
  Average, quite funny in parts though!
  
  I don't usually like films like this but was able to not take it too serious and thought the first half was... read more »
  
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- - tanto20
  - 10 reviews
  - 06 Jun 2011 at 20:44
- - 0
  - 0
  I'm Disappointed!
  
  THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS | Show review anywayHide
  
  The way this film is filmed in 'snapshots' in past and present makes for uncomfortable viewing..OK story line but I'm disappointed...
  
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- 1000203
- - a customer
  - 03 Jun 2011 at 21:23
- - 1
  - 2
  WHY ???
  
  One of the worst ever, ever films made!
  
  It was just CRAP!!!!
  
  From start to finish it was rubbish, including the ending!!
  
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- 996626
- - alford
  - 4 reviews
  - 24 May 2011 at 22:16
- - 0
  - 7
  not good
  
  didn't like this film turned it off as it begun thought it was absolute rubbish and wouldnt recommend so dont waste your time watching it
  
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- - Betty23
  - 87 reviews
  - Portsmouth
  - 05 Mar 2011 at 12:02
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- - 166
  - 7
  Adrenaline packed action
  
  On paper this film sounds rediculous but somehow it just works........actually it kicks ass!!!
  
  Jason Stratham is great at what he does, a 21st ... read more »
  
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- 422711
- [Highly rated reviewer]
  - balearicbayes
  - 23 reviews
  - Denny
  - 22 Mar 2007 at 12:44
- - 60
  - 13
  Take away the 'nk' and add a 'p'
  
  This movie is about a man who is injected with a poison and he attempts to find his killers. This movie failed badly with me. The story was very plain and the... read more »
  
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- - Mbub
  - Westbury, Wilts
  - 22 May 2007 at 15:05
- - 57
  - 16
  A pleasant surprise
  
  After seeing some good reviews I decided to give this a go expecting a decent enough action flick. What I didn't expect was the most breathless, exciting ... read more »
  
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- 281962
- - LazarusMunkey
  - 134 reviews
  - Wednesbury
  - 03 Sep 2006 at 14:14
- - 37
  - 2
  It is what it is
  
  Okay firstly, to all the people that felt compelled to write how offended and disgusted they were by this film - what did you think you had rented?
  
  ... read more »
  
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- 413442
- - Owenski
  - 12 reviews
  - Solihull
  - 20 Feb 2007 at 11:15
- - 23
  - 7
  WHAT A FILM!
  
  Forget about the other reviews stating this is a movie for the cretinous and braindead.It doesnt claim to be anything but an action packed,fast paced ACTION ... read more »
  
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- 397870
- - a customer
  - Hull
  - 30 Dec 2006 at 17:27
- - 19
  - 2
  100% pure adreniline
  
  jason statham is quickly becoming the action star of the dvd takeaway no brainer evenings this in true transporter style is a non-stop rollercoaster ride with a... read more »
  
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- - a customer
  - wrexham,n wales
  - 11 May 2007 at 22:55
- - 16
  - 3
  Very Good
  
  This is an action film with a sense of humour.
  
  Much better than Transporter, this film is fast paced & funny. This film doesn't fall in the ... read more »
  
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- 427959
- - Dan
  - Crawley
  - 07 Apr 2007 at 22:18
- - 13
  - 7
  Awful
  
  Don't waste your time - this film was awful. No storyline at all.
  
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- 424536
- - a customer
  - London
  - 27 Mar 2007 at 19:19
- - 12
  - 5
  Brilliant top bloke film.
  
  Brilliant I can highly recomend watching this film.
  
  A fantastic all action movie that's up there with the best Die hard, Lethal Weapon etc.read more »
  
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- 432687
- - Stokie
  - 48 reviews
  - Stoke-on-Trent
  - 23 Apr 2007 at 09:12
- - 10
  - 1
  Crank.... Wank!
  
  I thought films couldn't get any worse for cheese and badly acted storylines after I saw XXX... then I was asked to see this.
  
  I was told its an ... read more »
  
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- - Kelly76
  - 61 reviews
  - Crowthorne
  - 04 Feb 2008 at 13:41

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