Dead Clowns details
|Starring:||Lucien Eisnach, Debbie Rochon, Jeff Dylan Graham|
|Run time:||1 hour 51 minutes|
|Rental release:||23 Aug 2004|
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One of the worst ....By a customer from Scotland , 16 Oct 2004
[Highly rated reviewer]i don't want to spoil it for others, but this is one of the worst films i have ever seen, and i'm a horror movie fanatic. if you want to see alot of really hungry clowns having lots of gory meals, then by all means, but in my opinion it's not a film that i would recommend to anyone .... depends on what you like tho' .... i personally wouldn't even give it a one star rating
Dead Clowns? Awful clowns!By MorganOnyx (4 reviews) from Hereford , 01 May 2009When a movie is bad some reviews open with 'I don't know where to start..' But I, on the other hand, know exactly where to start! This movie is shot on digital video, very badly. This means it looks absolutely horrible and has no film like quality. It looks like a high school movie project made by a bunch of 16 year olds. Everything else is just as bad (acting, story etc) but the one thing that stands out is how little dialogue there is. The script would've been 2 pages long and the actors must've been paid per word because hardly any characters talk! There are dreadfully long moments of supposed suspense and the scenes drag on for so long all you can think about is why the hell nobody ever talks! Granted, when they do talk it makes you wish for the return of silence. The funniest and worst aspect though, is the appearance of Debbie Rochon, a very popular b-movie horror actress (and actually far better than the material suggests) who doesn't utter one solitary word! I've seen hundreds of horror movies and this one ranks right near the bottom. Ok ok, the last few frames provided me with a small dose of enjoyment.
It's Not Bad....By TRS80 (95 reviews) from Northwich , 05 Jun 2008It's terrible! This should be held up to all budding filmmakers as an example of everything that's wrong with making a film. Diabolical acting, poor script, poor filming (sometimes you can hardly see what's happening) etc. It looks as if it was a project for some media student's final year. In which case I trust they failed and were told to seek a career elsewhere. Avoid at all costs!!
Scary......not!By a customer from Yateley, england , 06 Dec 2005Clowns, I thought. Scary stuff. No no no no no. Don't even bother renting this awful, awful movie. Bad acting, bad camera work, bad everything. Couldn't bring myself to watch more that half an hour.
Rent at your peril!
Oh dearBy a customer from Stoke , 31 Aug 2005Quite possible the worst film ever made. It's so bad its not even funny.
Worth a missBy Sam1980 from Cheshire , 19 Jul 2005I have to say that with a title like this you would expect a B movie at its worse. This film has to be one of the worst I have ever seen in my life... and that really is saying something as I consider 'Frankenhooker' to be an 80s masterpiece!
This is 'Blair Witch' meets 'Blue Peter' (for the special effects) and one to miss!