Deathwish 3:I wish I was dead

Where to start? This film is one of the most poorly made films ever to be released, however that's what makes it such a beauty.

I'm not really sure what the plot to this film consists of,as i'm not sure there is one.Basically a corpse played by Charles Bronson runs around a mocked up New York shooting at variously ridiculous bad guys with his 9ft long revolver.Don't let this put you off as some of the scenes in this movie are so cringingly bad they put a decent action comedy like Hotfuzz to shame.

You do have to wonder how pissed director Michael Winner was when he was on the set of this film and after when editing.I wont spoil the end of the film for you but what i will say is that you will be perplexed by the climax of this film.Please if you are a budding film maker watch this nightmare,as it makes the perfect contrast to all the great films that you feel you ought to watch.This film is the perfect lesson on how not to make a motion picture.

ps it also helps to have a can of extra strength lager while watching any deathwish film.