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Don't Kiss Me I'm Straight Reviews

Certificate 18
  • Rated:
  • 30
  • from 339 members

A group of hustlers and street punks enter the world of gay prostitution. Adult erotica for the gay man. Read more

Genres Adult, Gay/Lesbian

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  • Most helpful members' reviews (3) of Don't Kiss Me I'm Straight

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  • 13 out of 13 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Dated American Trash

    This film Is painfully outdated. The cast are are the long haired blond American pseudo 'studs' with the oh so famous Pizza Delivery boy gets laid whincing storyline.

    All sex action is cut, so just the dubbed groaning and heads bobbing up and down action.

    Don't bother

      • Cameron Hammerstein from LEICESTER, England
  • 9 out of 9 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    No sex

    That's right. Avoid this at all costs. Don't be deceived by the cover, this is a softcore movie if even you could classify it as that. The backcover actually says 'the artwork of the cover does not reflect the content of the movie.'

    Yep, it's that bad.

      • matheus from Kingston-Upon-Thames
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Porn? Erotica? Think again??!?

    This movie was as erotic as watching Dot Cotton and Pauline sitting in the Queen Vic talking about years past!

    ZZZZZzzzzzzz!!!!

      • A customer from Dunstable, beds
  • Most recent members' reviews (2) of Don't Kiss Me I'm Straight

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  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    wot can i say

    you'd probably get more pleasure from watching paint dry. Any action is cut from the film, the stoylines are all painfully cliche and the same film is used repeatedly during the films (bad flashbacks). Probably one of the worst 'films' i've ever seen. Don't bother.

      • A customer from Northants, England
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Porn? Erotica? Think again??!?

    This movie was as erotic as watching Dot Cotton and Pauline sitting in the Queen Vic talking about years past!

    ZZZZZzzzzzzz!!!!

      • A customer from Dunstable, beds
  • 13 out of 13 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Dated American Trash

    This film Is painfully outdated. The cast are are the long haired blond American pseudo 'studs' with the oh so famous Pizza Delivery boy gets laid whincing storyline.

    All sex action is cut, so just the dubbed groaning and heads bobbing up and down action.

    Don't bother

      • Cameron Hammerstein from LEICESTER, England
  • 9 out of 9 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    No sex

    That's right. Avoid this at all costs. Don't be deceived by the cover, this is a softcore movie if even you could classify it as that. The backcover actually says 'the artwork of the cover does not reflect the content of the movie.'

    Yep, it's that bad.

      • matheus from Kingston-Upon-Thames
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Porn? Erotica? Think again??!?

    This movie was as erotic as watching Dot Cotton and Pauline sitting in the Queen Vic talking about years past!

    ZZZZZzzzzzzz!!!!

      • A customer from Dunstable, beds
  • 3 out of 3 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    As Much Point As Listening to Celine Dion!!

    This 'film' has no redeeming features whatsoever. If you're looking for titillation you'd be better watching the mens' Olympic swimming. Bad sound, poor picture quality. Amateurish flashbacks [if that's what they were supposed to be]. The worst picture I have ever seen. Ever.

      • Peter from Merseyside
  • 2 out of 2 people found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    wot can i say

    you'd probably get more pleasure from watching paint dry. Any action is cut from the film, the stoylines are all painfully cliche and the same film is used repeatedly during the films (bad flashbacks). Probably one of the worst 'films' i've ever seen. Don't bother.

      • A customer from Northants, England
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Don't bother

    This is borng and a waste of my time and 1 dvd. Do not bother.

      • A customer from Surrey, England
  • 1 out of 1 person found this review helpful

    Rated - 1 star

    Pathetic

    What a waste of time....

      • nataku from POOLE
  • Rated - 1 star

    0 Stars

    I should have listened to the other reviewers. I didn't and wasted a selection.

    Absolutely dreadful.

      • A customer from Salisbury, England
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    Rated - 0 stars

    Don't Kiss Me I'm Straight

      • A customer from Manchester

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Rating breakdown

339 Member ratings
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14
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9
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8
  • 60
12
  • 50
16
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  • 30
57
  • 20
98
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97

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