Don't ask for 'seconds'...

Er... bit dull this one. Played a bit like an episode of ‘Tales of the Unexpected’ from the early 1980s. It becomes pretty obvious what’s going on in the first half hour, you then wait another hour for the final denouement that never arrives. It’s probably got a few scenes in it that will shock and outrage readers of the Daily Mail but apart from that it there’s little to write home about.