Ugh

Painful. Nonsensical. Extreme, gratuitous violence. Poor writing. Poor directing.

Attempted good acting, but with all the above, it ain't gonna happen. And did no one suggest they hire an accent coach?

Bless Wenham for trying, but ... I couldn't even get through it. It's like trying to watch Van Helsing just to watch Hugh Jackman cuz he's handsome. I couldn't do that either.

If you're contemplating this film because you're a Wenham fan/obsessive (I'll admit it!), DO NOT RENT THIS FILM. Rent 'Gettin' Square' instead. (or anything else!) In Gettin Square, he's far from handsome and dashing, but he'll still win your heart.