Embrace Of The Vampire details
|Starring:||Charlotte Lewis, Martin Kemp, Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Tilly, Harrison Pruett|
|Genre:||Horror - Vampires|
Embrace Of The Vampire
|Run time:||1 hour 28 minutes|
|Rental release:||Currently unavailable|
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Alyssa's CharmsBy Brian Gilmour from Scotland , 31 Jul 2004
[Highly rated reviewer]Ok,short and to the point..
If you're looking for a vampire horror film,give this one a miss.
If you are a fan of Alyssa Milano & her fantastic bod,this is the film for you!
The non-existent plot of this film is some nonsense about vampire Martin Kemp lusting after the gorgeous Alyssa,who plays a virginal goody twoshoes.
Of course,that soon changes & she's having erotic dreams about the former Eastender & getting her kit off-lots!
That's pretty much all there is to this film.
Kemp has maybe 20 mins total screen time & it has a woeful plot & acting,but plenty of Alyssa's bod.
Now you too can join the debate over whether she has 'had them done'!!
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Utter Rubbish, pls dont watch!By compositeguru (3 reviews) from Bedford England , 12 Jan 2011Story is bad, dont explane things that well. Bad acting & just awful film.
Dont get me wrong AM is fantastic to look at, but thats all.
Embrace of the VampireBy Movieangel (65 reviews) from Cumbria , 09 Jan 2011I think I must have clicked on the wrong genre of film here. I do enjoy my horror films so sat down on a wet Friday afternoon to enjoy a good fright !
This has to be Martin Kemp`s worst film ever. He must have been broke when he agreed to do this one. Yes there are lots of boob shots for the men to enjoy but no storyline, acting is terrible. Martin Kemp`s acts(!) his way through this film by speaking v e r y slowly and quietly- like of course all vampires do. Don`t bother with this one ! !
Embrace of the vampire.By a customer from uk , 28 Oct 2010Poor story line.Very little to do with vampires with no real special effects.
A good advert for the perils of poor boob jobs.
Embrace of the vampireBy madmag71 (10 reviews) from Mablethorpe , 07 Feb 2010I enjoyed the movie but it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.Thought there would be better special effects than there was in it.
Jubblies coulnd't keep me awakeBy a customer from Aberdeen , 29 Jan 2009Well with the mrs having watched a load of vampire movies recently and with her liking for Charmed, it seemed reasonable to rent this one for her.
At the end of the day only the 'Charmed' one getting her breasticles out was the saving grace for the film, but alas, not even these could hold my attention after the second time the puppies were let out for a breath of fresh air
As you can see I can only talk about her jubblies being on air, once again, the only decent thing about this film, but even they can't save it, although must admit she did have a nice bottom....
So yes the only saving grace was her nakedness but once again, not enough to save the film