Surely this can't be why cinema was invented!

Some films need a health sanity warning!

Weird; puerile; self indulgent fantasy but don't let me put you off.

I couldn't blame the actors for the poor acting, It could only be the way the story teller had them perform for whatever effect he was trying to achieve.

What was he on, Jees, he must have had another planet all to himself.

I can't imagine how they dragged themselves on to the set each day. Oh! of course, silly me, I know what it was - Money.